FabSwingers.com forum: Which adverts really get on your tits?

By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Super casino is spectacularly wank!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Cillit bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wounder Bra gets right on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the go compare ones

thta fooker d rives me nuts lol

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

The wonga puppets. Vile ads for a vile company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World cup ones,

Eurosports football ones,

Online casino ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above plus the galexy one. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonga puppets. Vile ads for a vile company."

Totally agree.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"The wonga puppets. Vile ads for a vile company."
Agreed on both counts. Plus all bingo ads seem designed to irritate to the max. Health lottery ads also rather bad.

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Why do only mums go to Iceland?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Why do only mums go to Iceland?"

Its a side effect of the induced tampex ecstasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peoples post code lottery, that is the fakeiest rubbish ive ever scene lol

Oh and one sheeeet lol How do they get away with that ad lol hes clearly being filthy lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

All the payday loan adverts they sell lies for ridicules %apr n the poor sods think they get a "great deal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the go compare ones

thta fooker d rives me nuts lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The yogurt ones especially the new Denise Van Outen on

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

118 ad....id like to put them two fuckwits into a big sack and beat it with a stick

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By *olf1988Man
over a year ago

bexleyheath

The wonga add the old farts look creepy

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd like to see Nicole Scherzinger washing her hair in yoghurt and being force fed shampoo!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"118 ad....id like to put them two fuckwits into a big sack and beat it with a stick

I say 118, it's a bit dark in here......................................................

OUCH!

That would be a good ad

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Quite a few drive me nuts, but the one I find really disturbing is the Asda one with the gnomes. The Asda gnome in the mannkini I find faintly disturbing. Even more so when you see the huge placards in the store lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/14 12:39:04]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Everything except meercats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt a snow leopard. Ye right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently any with an England footballer in.

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

"Currently any with an England footballer in."

Shouldn't they be forced to stop showing these now ???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything for yow cupcake' and im a yamyam too!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret Escapes. only cuz my daughter was saying it every 5 minutes in a not so quiet wisper. Her voice sounded like she was on 40 a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them thank god for sky plus never watch live telly anymore then fast forward the adds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muller ones with whatser name Nicole sherzinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muller ones with whatser name Nicole sherzinger"

I find it hard to believe that she orgasms that easily.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Meerkats drives me insane. Realise it has tapped into a market, with some on fab loving them, but tedious infantile shite. I will only use that company when they pay me, so there is less cash for ads left. If I was 2 or 3 it may be interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these Danny sturridge ones are really annoying me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now I know im not insane when I push the mute button .......

Nicole Shit Singer and yoghurt

Nicole Shit Singer and shampoo

Wonga KISS IT !

Wonga I didn't !

Wonga fucking guitar duo ? What IS that supposed to be ?

Secret Escapes - hate the woman.

Gold .....the dad singing into a white baguette

Diet one where the food is delivered..... HATE the girl's face and voice

Can't think of anymore right now ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The one where Len, ( strictly ) pretends he buys fucking fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything for yow coopcayke

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

All on line gambling ads, we are sleep walking into a generation of problem gamblers. Just what we need!

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By *oandjohnCouple
over a year ago

South Wales, will travel to Hereford, Worcestershire and Shropshire

You buy one you get one free!

I say YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Now I know im not insane when I push the mute button .......

Nicole Shit Singer and yoghurt

Nicole Shit Singer and shampoo

Wonga KISS IT !

Wonga I didn't !

Wonga fucking guitar duo ? What IS that supposed to be ?

Secret Escapes - hate the woman.

Gold .....the dad singing into a white baguette

Diet one where the food is delivered..... HATE the girl's face and voice

Can't think of anymore right now ...."

I think you're being too harsh.

The yogurts lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonga add the old farts look creepy

I particularly hate the one where the old man puppet, is playing the guitar with the real guy.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"all the go compare ones

thta fooker d rives me nuts lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything for yow coopcayke

Yes. This one is also extremely fucking annoying.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The Quorn advert with Mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt a snow leopard. Ye right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything that pops up on youtube. trading 212 my new pet hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy one you get one free!

I say YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!

I'm not a violent man but I so wanna punch that guy every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magicool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit bang"

Can't believe I just read that as, "clit bang"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travago! Her voice annoys me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may sound rather unbelievable, but I assure it is the truth. I don't have a TV! See? I knew you wouldn't believe me. But it is true. I haven't had a tv for over 4 years now and I don't miss it at all. I will occasionally watch something via the Iplayer or use TVCatchup on my Ipad, but thats it. Mostly, books, work, radio, business panning and porn! So, happily add free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skittles! How do his clothes stay on if he can't touch things?

Also food delivery, in the adverts they deliver to space and prison, yet when I go go order food for delivery I'm to far WTF!

Anyway rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no better reason for being at work than to avoid Barry Scott during the daytime TV ads....Gggrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the payday loan adverts they sell lies for ridicules %apr n the poor sods think they get a "great deal"

i loath them too

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By *abyfacenelsonMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The one with snoop dogg init is annoying, money supermarket or something ? It was funny at first but its just annoying now especially the fella that drives the invisible car gets on my nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the loans and ppi ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those injury compensation lawyers too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to sky+, I've not watched an advert in ages, before then though, pretty much all adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel Trivago. Hate the woman's voice as she says it at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything for yo cupcake.

Grrrrrr

And

Gud with fud.

It's pronounced good and food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ultimo bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Made In Chelsea ones - especially when those fuckers go 'we don't believe in sex before marriage'. You stupid arse! You've fucked all the girls in Chelsea yoy muppet.

And the other fucker 'its nice not to be centre of attention'. You're the one who chose to expose your life on bloody TV!! Obviously you want the frigging attention - and that voice is so fooooking annoying!

Stuff like that.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Cillit bang

Can't believe I just read that as, "clit bang"

I did that at work one day and had the giggles. The customer didn't find it funny though lol.

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

DIET(fuckin) CHEF LOL

brian the bloody robot!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

did I stop you now! the bloody mother nature one excuse the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"118 ad....id like to put them two fuckwits into a big sack and beat it with a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything except meercats.

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By *r_and_MrsxxCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The song from the Cravendale milk ad gets on me tits

With the family made from biscuits , where the son goes for a swim in a "milk" lake and his head gets soggy and falls off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back sunday sport advert

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

most adverts ,but currently liking extra gum with the lass with the snakes and the harpic one ,he can come and test my smoke alarm anytime

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"most adverts ,but currently liking extra gum with the lass with the snakes and the harpic one ,he can come and test my smoke alarm anytime

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oops just seen the chewing gum ad its airwaves not extra x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Apparently as so many of us skip the ads these days advertisers are doing more to reach us. Nothing like thinking maybe their ads were so shit and maybe they were at fault. I rather hate them all, but that fireman ad for harpic is ok to watch for the fella, as others say too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adverts come on, I press mute!!

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

Wonderbra lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonga puppets. Vile ads for a vile company."

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Stoppa that man from cooking" the ad drives me mad & the concept more so

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Hotel Trivago.

The woman's voice really irritates me.

She needs bitch slapping.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One shit - sorry, I meant Juan Sheet. (Plenty kitchen towels)

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

the football betting ones you know the game play type things" rooney to miss 20/1 on.."

and the carling adverts...carling is shit beer!

grrr

getting warmed up now.. how about vorsprung durch techniq its a effing car!!! and not that reliable

or Seats moto emcion.... the only time I get emotional is having sex in one

i'll get me coat ,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dove deodorant one,, course theres no marks on your dress its bloomin sleeveless

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The cravendale one creeps me out. Think it's the weird high pitched singing.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

The gold "butter" ad with the singing dad. Crrringe!

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

"Cillit bang"
Barry Scott is a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit bang"

barry fucking scott as radiohead once sang when i am king he will be first against the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "silvikrin" one. (hairspray) hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single one.

The only adverts I like are the band.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"The gold "butter" ad with the singing dad. Crrringe!

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whoever made that must think they are clever. It is shite. Poorly acted, not funny and totally irritating. Hope the product sales fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That confused.com robot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dancing fekking pony still see it now and again it's not clever and it's not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe style windows ,a said you buy one you get one free ,aggghh what if I only want one window doh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that one with the African woman and the baby dieing in childbirth.

it's grim especially as like PETA most of these "charities" are now basically advertising companies.

they collect money spend the money on adverts, collect money spend the money on adverse etc ect and a few measly percent actually goes to the countries where most of it is misspent anyway.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Oh have you seen the new Comfort advert?

Its 'FAB UL OUS', it made me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back sunday sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Meerkats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That dancing fekking pony still see it now and again it's not clever and it's not funny

Its very clever, it must have taken them ages to train it to moonwalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toothbrush or toothpaste adverts. You see the people cleaning there teeth without any toothpaste on frys my bloody bean lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meerkats!

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omg really Illove the merrkats Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female sanitary wear with or without wings at meal times......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Meerkats!

omg really Illove the merrkats Simples.

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As targets to shoot I can see the attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That silly hive heating advert. Really annoying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meerkats!

omg really Illove the merrkats Simples.

As targets to shoot I can see the attraction.

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even the little baby one lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Meerkats!

omg really Illove the merrkats Simples.

As targets to shoot I can see the attraction.

even the little baby one lol. "
Especially him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meerkats!

omg really Illove the merrkats Simples.

As targets to shoot I can see the attraction.

even the little baby one lol. Especially him.

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awwww I will have to find them and get them and keep them safe then lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the silly bitch riding a horse on the beach and dancing like a twat on the beach.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd drown, shoot, suffocate or whatever to destroy those meerkats in ads.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd drown, shoot, suffocate or whatever to destroy those meerkats in ads. "
Hooray!!!

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By *amplemeMan
over a year ago

Working here.

Third party claims companies!!!

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Currently? The Iphone 5S ads that are on during the World Cup breaks. Irritating song use, and talking as someone who works in a phone shop, rubbish phones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd drown, shoot, suffocate or whatever to destroy those meerkats in ads. Hooray!!!

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there like the cutest things ever I love them in the corrie adverts haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd drown, shoot, suffocate or whatever to destroy those meerkats in ads. Hooray!!!

there like the cutest things ever I love them in the corrie adverts haha"
Thank fuck I don't watch corrie.

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