FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest mishaps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone ever gotten a Magnum stick stuck up their nose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a heterosexual man but sometimes men look at my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who tried to lube up his flesh light by using immac by mistake..... Or was it araldite..... :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was my Anusol ! Can't you keep a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a heterosexual man but sometimes men look at my profile."

Have I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of anusol I knew a girl who got a bottle of poppers stuck up her arse once. Got a feeling you might know her taxman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking Magnum Pi here? how the fuck did you get him stuck up yer hooter!Surely the tache got in the way

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking of anusol I knew a girl who got a bottle of poppers stuck up her arse once. Got a feeling you might know her taxman..... "
imagine the stench shitting that lot out?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Anyone ever gotten a Magnum stick stuck up their nose ?

The Ice cream lolly or the gun Dirty Harry used?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talking of anusol I knew a girl who got a bottle of poppers stuck up her arse once. Got a feeling you might know her taxman..... imagine the stench shitting that lot out?"

I can imagine that girl managed to take the lid off and 'sticky vicky' it out. Probably had someones eye out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a reformed bros groupie

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a heterosexual man but sometimes men look at my profile.

Have I ? "

Today? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a reformed bros groupie

Her"

If only Bros would reform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swallowed a marble when I was 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a reformed bros groupie

Her

If only Bros would reform."
will you bleach your hair?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a reformed bros groupie

Her

If only Bros would reform.will you bleach your hair?

Her"

Haha, it was because of Bros I asked my mum for hair gel. If the Bros were to reform, would that put the cat amongst the pigeons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell into a bush last week while I was a little tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a reformed bros groupie

Her

If only Bros would reform.will you bleach your hair?

Her

Haha, it was because of Bros I asked my mum for hair gel. If the Bros were to reform, would that put the cat amongst the pigeons?"
I fancied Luke

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell into a bush last week while I was a little tipsy"

Wish I had a pound for every bush I've fallen into when tipsy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fall into my bush anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to fall into my bush anytime

Did that weeks ago remember, I've only just managed to crawl out !!

. Soz x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was a joke by the way, darkhorseminx has paving, not a bush in site .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky fecker darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to get my tongue stuck to the ice in the freezer when I was 4/5 lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Stuck a pebble up my sisters nose, as I was curious if it would fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in a bed of nettles few weeks back.what happens when you shag in woods naked.A stinging Bum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell from 10 to 15 feet when I was 9 somehow my two front teeth hit the floor

but I have a filling now I dont think i'll ever forget that day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to get my tongue stuck to the ice in the freezer when I was 4/5 lol

I'm intrigued, how far up did you get it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell from 10 to 15 feet when I was 9 somehow my two front teeth hit the floor

but I have a filling now I dont think i'll ever forget that day"

Ouch ! That must have hurt.

Shame Mr Suarez didn't have the same accident !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put wart remover in my mouth instead of tooth tincture for toothache

The bottles were similar

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