FabSwingers.com forum: What're the best and worst things a single guy can say?

By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

As a newbie here on this forum, I am still trying to navigate the waters. I do not want to say stuff that offends people or pisses them off. I want to make some good friends here. So, with that said, tell me - what have been your best and worst conversations with single men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what you say, you'll almost certainly offend at least one person. Forget about it, grow a thick skin and just say what you wanna say.

It's worse if you hold back from saying stuff just so you can try and fit in.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Learning stuff, as if by rote, won't help you much. It can only take you so far. Just be yourself, be honest and don't let your balls do your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really hear from them...what's all the fuss about constantly being pestered?

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

Good point - yes, I agree I shouldn't just try to fit in..

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"Learning stuff, as if by rote, won't help you much. It can only take you so far. Just be yourself, be honest and don't let your balls do your thinking

Lol... Yes, I hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will you do to me when we meet?

What will you wear when we meet?

Do you suck cock?

Can I cum in your mouth?

Will you swallow it?

All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Would you bring a female friend to our meet?"

No, but I'll bring another male

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"What will you do to me when we meet?

What will you wear when we meet?

Do you suck cock?

Can I cum in your mouth?

Will you swallow it?

All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "

I guess that is what Tinatitz above called balls doing the talking

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Learning stuff, as if by rote, won't help you much. It can only take you so far. Just be yourself, be honest and don't let your balls do your thinking

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

""Would you bring a female friend to our meet?"

No, but I'll bring another male

I guess he heard you say, " meat" instead of meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't say,

I have a little cock how big is your pussy,

Didn't work for me

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"Just don't say,

I have a little cock how big is your pussy,

Didn't work for me

Ha!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

Very true, what was I thinking................ah, I see my mistake now..............thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be honest and don't let your balls do your thinking

but hell they so much want to do the thinking !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???

Those ain't marbles

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"As a newbie here on this forum, I am still trying to navigate the waters. I do not want to say stuff that offends people or pisses them off. I want to make some good friends here. So, with that said, tell me - what have been your best and worst conversations with single men?"

Every conversation bring on a new 'challenge'until I have met the person face to face.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???

Those ain't marbles

Yeah??? You've not tried motorboating them have you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

I thought he was being psychic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Would you bring a female friend to our meet?"

No, but I'll bring another male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see women on here as somewhere to park your cock and unload. We want different experiences,we want mutual pleasuring please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to me when we meet?

What will you wear when we meet?

Do you suck cock?

Can I cum in your mouth?

Will you swallow it?

All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best "Fancy a shag"

Worst "Fancy a shag"

the trick is in the timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one liner I received as a first message simply said :-

"Would you like a clit massage!"

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"Don't see women on here as somewhere to park your cock and unload. We want different experiences,we want mutual pleasuring please "

Lol - I have always believed that intellectual stimulation is the path to physical nirvana

I hope to find a few people here who believe in mutual pleasure begins in the mind. My cock remains firmly sheathed till then

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east

Here's the way I go about replying when reading messages:

Firstly if the guy has a cock avatar - delete

Then subject line - mention cock, wanna fuck etc or is just crass - delete (something witty is good)

Following by the message: original, charming, witty, funny or an element of even just one of these will then lead me to their profile

On the profile if I am attracted to them, their profile is again charming or witty or funny and well written, their veris are of decent quality and not quantity then and only then will reply....

That's just the first stage... Then to get a meet is some more hoops lol

I think single guys do better in bars than on here personally but good luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to me when we meet?

What will you wear when we meet?

Do you suck cock?

Can I cum in your mouth?

Will you swallow it?

All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"Best "Fancy a shag"

Worst "Fancy a shag"

the trick is in the timing

Profound

I wonder if there is a market for a shag watch that tells you the time to pop that question

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By *rofaneprof OP Man
over a year ago

Katy

"Here's the way I go about replying when reading messages:

Firstly if the guy has a cock avatar - delete

Then subject line - mention cock, wanna fuck etc or is just crass - delete (something witty is good)

Following by the message: original, charming, witty, funny or an element of even just one of these will then lead me to their profile

On the profile if I am attracted to them, their profile is again charming or witty or funny and well written, their veris are of decent quality and not quantity then and only then will reply....

That's just the first stage... Then to get a meet is some more hoops lol

I think single guys do better in bars than on here personally but good luck!!

Thanks for that feedback! I have no such pics on my profile

need to work on my wit, though!

Honestly, I have not come here with any expectations. If something happens, great. However, my raison d'être is just finding a few good friends, people who are non-judgmental, and with whom I can have a good conversation. This forum is a beginning - but if there is anyone who would like to chat some more with me, it would the icing on the cake.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's

Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.

You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?

Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???

Those ain't marbles

Yeah??? You've not tried motorboating them have you??

That was user error and nowt to do with me

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