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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the idea of spit em out to people u dont like

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i like the idea of spit em out to people u dont like "
So do i, but im a pretty good aim, may take someones eye out lol

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Wait till you see some yob coming along in a hoodie and slip a handful into the hood as he passes....

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I eat the fruit, but keep the stones in my mouth until they are smooth, then when anyone is stupid enough to speak to me, I spit them at them, one at a time. After 6 or 7, just when they think I've finished, have started to act my age, they repeat the question. Which is when I fire some more at them.

Guaranteed to ensure I get left alone for the rest of the day after they flounce off to speak to someone who "isn't a bloody idiot".

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I eat the fruit, but keep the stones in my mouth until they are smooth, then when anyone is stupid enough to speak to me, I spit them at them, one at a time. After 6 or 7, just when they think I've finished, have started to act my age, they repeat the question. Which is when I fire some more at them.

Guaranteed to ensure I get left alone for the rest of the day after they flounce off to speak to someone who "isn't a bloody idiot"."
my mouth isnt big enough

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Theres an old joke here, they say you can tell someones class by the way they eat cherries they are served in a restaurant.

Working class spit them straight out

Middle class push them to the side of their mouths and remove them discretely

Upper class look horrified that noone has removed the stones for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say i prefer grapes but it will be taken the wrong way by you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually nibble around them in public...there seems to be an absence of social etiquette where the humble cerry is concerned, so I eat them like plums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the Fruit and put the Stones in the Bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like the glaced ones or those soaked in syrup. Not keen on the fresh ones, sorry!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"my mouth isnt big enough "

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my mouth isnt big enough

"
something to say??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol"

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol "
on ya knees n behave like a good boy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol on ya knees n behave like a good boy now "

. why is yer alter ego Daniel or theo other one? lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol on ya knees n behave like a good boy now

. why is yer alter ego Daniel or theo other one? lol "
il take daniel, you can have whoever

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"my mouth isnt big enough

something to say??????"

Nothing I dare put in writing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?

be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol on ya knees n behave like a good boy now

. why is yer alter ego Daniel or theo other one? lol il take daniel, you can have

well all I can say is..."come in SDteven Gerrard you are next in line" lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!

Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?

Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?

Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle? "

I loves um too and when disposing of the pips it looks like im coughing. sooooooo lady like

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hmmmmmmmmmmmm thought so

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

Oh I do like a nice cherry myself.

But I am always lady like ( coughs ) I never spit!

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