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You can eat your dinner off my kitchen floor...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

not because it is especially clean... I just think you only deserve to eat from the floor.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!"

Yeah i saw that too once,,,made me feel quite ill! yuk!! iiiiiiishhh...yuk

Or "dinners in the dog" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!"

how ya gonna stop ya peas from falling in the pee?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have you seen the latest germ terror advert... never have to touch a germ ridden handwash pump again (or something like that).

You're gonna wash ya fecking hands after touching it!

What about the taps? Nice clean hands and then you turn the tap off... the same tap you turned on with your germ covered hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!

how ya gonna stop ya peas from falling in the pee? "

errrrrrrrrrrr yuk!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!

how ya gonna stop ya peas from falling in the pee? "
ask the bear in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the latest germ terror advert... never have to touch a germ ridden handwash pump again (or something like that).

You're gonna wash ya fecking hands after touching it!

What about the taps? Nice clean hands and then you turn the tap off... the same tap you turned on with your germ covered hands!"

Yeah ive seen them! its quite good but really disturbing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!

how ya gonna stop ya peas from falling in the pee? ask the bear in the freezer "

Oh yeah!! (birds eye!) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BUT THEN AGAIN

I LIKE TO EAT MY DINNER OFF THE TOLIET SEAT,,,,I LIKE TO EAT MY DINNER OFF A PLATE,,,I LIKE EVEN TO EAT MY DINNER AFTER I SOAPED MY HANDS WITH THE NEW SOAP DEVICE------BUT!

which is better?

ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT---

fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I had a visit by Enviromental Health in my shop on Tuesaday, the hand cleaning Gel we thought was ok to use.....no good.

The food grade protective gloves we use.....no good.

The electric fly killer we paid a sodding fortune for....too small for the shop.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I've eaten my dinner from a dog's bowl on the kitchen floor before now. It was MY bowl, not the dog's either. I have some very kinky acquaintances, the things I do to keep them happy, LOL (I still got a good hiding for spilling some)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a visit by Enviromental Health in my shop on Tuesaday, the hand cleaning Gel we thought was ok to use.....no good.

The food grade protective gloves we use.....no good.

The electric fly killer we paid a sodding fortune for....too small for the shop.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

"

bLOODY SHOCKING!! YES grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've eaten my dinner from a dog's bowl on the kitchen floor before now. It was MY bowl, not the dog's either. I have some very kinky acquaintances, the things I do to keep them happy, LOL (I still got a good hiding for spilling some)"

errrrr yuk iiiiiissssssssssssshhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not because it is especially clean... I just think you only deserve to eat from the floor."

Only if i can wear me collar and lead xx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

have you thought about your soap?

whats the last place you wash with it ?

then next time what do you wash first ?

compleatly forgetting where it was last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something once that said you are better off eating your dinner off a toilet seat than off the average kitchen worktop surface.....I don't feckin' think so!"

the thought to do either doen't work for me either, has to be a plate!, hope you don't mind but puts me in mind of something read recently so gonna do a thread on it..... will call Toothbrush

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I like germs, well my germs

They're healthy

Why is everyone so obsessed with no germs?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I like germs, well my germs

They're healthy

Why is everyone so obsessed with no germs?

"

i think you are right, we need xposure to germs o uild out immune system up

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I like germs, well my germs

They're healthy

Why is everyone so obsessed with no germs?

I agree, we do

I have 4 brothers and was often covered in mud pies if I knicked their tonka toys.

I would then go in and eat my tea, often having said I washed my hands when I didn't.

Mind you, wormy mud pies were a bit much

Never cooked any mind you..

i think you are right, we need xposure to germs o uild out immune system up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUT THEN AGAIN

I LIKE TO EAT MY DINNER OFF THE TOLIET SEAT,,,,I LIKE TO EAT MY DINNER OFF A PLATE,,,I LIKE EVEN TO EAT MY DINNER AFTER I SOAPED MY HANDS WITH THE NEW SOAP DEVICE------BUT!

which is better?

now eating dinner off toilet is just plain wierd & frigging freaky lol but I realise ya doing it to generate chat but do ya rinse hands after soaping...or that summat kinky ya not talking about? lol

ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT---

fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2rite! my son 2rite!

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