FabSwingers.com forum: Best Piece of Advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My good old dad once said to me "Never stand between a dog and a tree"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If it aint fucked dont try fixing it

I said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure twice, cut once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its got tits or wheels, its gonna cost.

and

learn to run, or learn to fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason....listen more and talk less.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat.

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By *onster44Man
over a year ago

sunderland

Always buy the best shoes and best bed you can afford , cause if your not in one the in the other...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

You need 3 things in life, duck tape, WD40, and a hammer...

If it moves and its not meant to, duck tape... if its meant to move and doesn't - WD40. If these fail, resort to the hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start shaving.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat.

haha... Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat.

I'm obviously very trustworthy, who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it."

I need to remember that one.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its easier to apologise than ask permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it.

I need to remember that one.

I know some people who only open their mouths to swap feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's done is done.

Never go to sleep angry..................

Stay awake and plot revenge

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If it's too good to be true then it probably is...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's too good to be true then it probably is...

;-)"

Are you a hologram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need 3 things in life, duck tape, WD40, and a hammer...

If it moves and its not meant to, duck tape... if its meant to move and doesn't - WD40. If these fail, resort to the hammer

lend me yr hammer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stand up in a canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it.

I need to remember that one.

I know some people who only open their mouths to swap feet

Oooh bendy!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

No one will ever love me as much as my dad does xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do no harm, but take no shit and masturbate before any important decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never volunteer

Never back down

Never apologise.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Use things not people, love people not things.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A bird in the hand is worth two in a Bush,

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

One up the bum, no harm done.

You haven't failed until you've stopped trying.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The axe forgets, the tree remembers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Common sense us a flower that don't grow in everyone's garden

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Don't turn your back on a boomerang

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Is*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell people close to you how you feel - your next breath could be your last.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat.

Lol. I find this to be true of drivers in my experience.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My mum always used to say "never trust a man wearing white shoes" not trainers mind shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a fart

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"You have 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason....listen more and talk less."

This is a great one.

Mine is: don't care too much about what people think of you.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"You need 3 things in life, duck tape, WD40, and a hammer...

If it moves and its not meant to, duck tape... if its meant to move and doesn't - WD40. If these fail, resort to the hammer

lend me yr hammer please"

You coming to collect it in person

then its yours any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just been given advice, look after your pink bits they are gold dust

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't fight, wear a big hat....I heard Rigsby say it on Rising Damp.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A very good friend of mine an much older than me 1s told me always remember every 1 has a best friend. ......basically what that means is if you don't want somthing known a secret dont tell anybody becouse the 1 you tell will trust some 1 engh to tell them an them someone els an so on an so on. Iv lived my life my that golden rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mom had 2 big lessons to teach about life.

1. Not everyone thinks like you so don't expect everyone to do things the way you do.

2. You are free to do anything you want however you want but every decision has a consequence good or bad. Consider these when you make a decisions because you will have to live with them.

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