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"Dogs can't look up." ^^^^^this is bollox.. Its pigs that cant look up due to the spine in neck is designed to forage | |||
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"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right" Are they right winged then? ![]() | |||
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"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right Are they right winged then? ![]() Yea, they took a vote.... ![]() | |||
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"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree ![]() Thats put me off banana,s now... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right" I,ve only ever seen a roost Of bats once or twice leave their roost And that was some pipistrelles that had Decided to use the loft space or cavity in a wall space where i stayed on holiday Once, they all flew to the right followed a path then into wood land just as it was Getting dark quite a sight. you could see The black hills of wales in the distance Beautiful scenery. | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() they can run BUT are the only mammals that cant jump ![]() | |||
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"A substance excreted from a gland in a Beavers Butt tastes of raspberries. " the question is.. How do people know that?? ![]() | |||
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"A substance excreted from a gland in a Beavers Butt tastes of raspberries. the question is.. How do people know that?? ![]() Cos someone told them that beaver tastes good and they misunderstood what they were on about ![]() | |||
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"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry coachman ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There are a million ants in the world for every human. Really glad I'm not the one who had to count them. ![]() That must Involve Immense numbers Of ants if they were all the same size as a small terrier dog or tabby cat and could Move the same speed they would take the planet over quite quickly not even the Terror lizards of the dinosaurs would of stopped them and i,m sure man could,nt Either is best bet would to be on water But still the flying ants to think about. | |||
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"Dogs can't look up." This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me ![]() | |||
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"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. " Larger spider amputees are known as 'raisins'. | |||
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"If you tape a piece of toast to a cats back, butter side up the cat will levitate and spin indefinitely. This phenomenon is caused by the fact that toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet!" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() I saw an elephant fly ![]() | |||
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"Dogs can't look up. This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me ![]() Yeah and John's connected. Big Al says so. ![]() | |||
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"Dogs can't look up. This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me ![]() ![]() Classic! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film. Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain ![]() | |||
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"Dogs can't look up. This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A kitten will wake you up by standing on your shoulder and staring at you very hard " Shit my cat does that | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh yes they do fact. ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no they don't *angry face* | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs. So therefore this can be defined as running. | |||
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"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. " If you do the same to a Fly's wings its now called a 'walk' | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Afraid not ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast? ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Its those little pink elephants when you have had a dram or two.. ![]() | |||
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"Dogs faces seem to have _xpressions because they move their eyes in the sockets, cats do not, therefore cats are stupider than dogs ![]() My Dalmatian smiles at me ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A elephant always has one foot touching the ground hence not running but can walk very fast around about 15mph ![]() | |||
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"House flies are the only animal known to man that can enter a room via an open door or window but are then unable to 're-locate said entry method. Instead they repeatedly smash their face against an unopen pane of glass!" Well some of The time that can happen but the truth is where i sit i face an open door and this last week we have had blow flys comeing directly inside often they will fly in a Straight line towards me and often by Lifting my arms up and down they have Turned round and gone back out again Only to be followed by others Damn, by Lifting yer arms up and down even if there not visible they can usually see You and respond to yer movements but often go straight out the door... ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For such a heavy animal that is Some feat... ![]() | |||
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"Apparently elephants may, or may not, be able to run! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something? ![]() | |||
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"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life!" Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() four feet surly ![]() | |||
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"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life! Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish ![]() Sounds like this might be case for the RSPCA x ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are unable to unicycle. They have also become incredibly boring!" I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo?? | |||
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"If you blindfold a Polar Bear it will eat your face off." Lol! ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are unable to unicycle. They have also become incredibly boring! I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo??" Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough. | |||
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"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life! Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish ![]() I see you Like to get yer moneys worth .. ![]() | |||
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"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. " if u cut a flys wings off its called a walk aswell | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats true.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are only mammal with 4 knees" Are camels, goats, cows (I could go on, but you get the idea) not mammals then? ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running ![]() | |||
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"Frogs always close their eyes when they swallow." Me too | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you mean Efferlumps... If a Elephant is on Its side to long its insides cave in or If it can,t get up from that position.. ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Isn't that jumping? ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are only mammal with 4 knees Are camels, goats, cows (I could go on, but you get the idea) not mammals then? ![]() They are but their back legs bend in the opposite direction,so not knees ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very off topic, each of your posts make me think I am going to read a poem, are you on a 'phone and the spacing is fooked or do you have big fingers? ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are unable to unicycle. They have also become incredibly boring! I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo?? Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough." Do not dis the "Walt" he has made fillums that have directed my life. If he showed a unicycling elephant then THAT HAPPENS! Capsiche? | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too, often reads like a haiku ![]() | |||
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"Definition if running: Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol, yep, been doing my head in every post, my brain can't get round it until the eyes are told to just read it and send it to brain ![]() | |||
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"Elephants are unable to unicycle. They have also become incredibly boring! I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo?? Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough. Do not dis the "Walt" he has made fillums that have directed my life. If he showed a unicycling elephant then THAT HAPPENS! Capsiche?" Next time I speak to an elderly gentleman I shall ask him if his house has several thousand balloons attached to the roof then ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() Have you seen an elephant charge? Lol | |||
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"Dog farts stink and they know it ![]() especially when they have eaten brussel sorouts! ![]() | |||
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"A giraffe has a purple tongue to stop it getting sunburnt, they also have the same number of bones in their neck as humans they are just fucking massive! In some species of hyena the female also has a pienis and gives birth through it.... " They also have short necks ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() Bet they don't charge as much as emergency plumbers | |||
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"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! ![]() google is split but she equine society says that are white with black stripes. because the stripes disappear towards the belly, the belly of the animal is on a most part white | |||
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"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! ![]() google is split but she equine society says that are white with black stripes. because the stripes disappear towards the belly, the belly of the animal is on a most part white | |||
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"Dogs bark in regional accents" Sheep definitely do bleat with regional accents. An octopus can squeeze through any gap it can get its beak through. Also in times of famine they will eat a limb. Only 'choosing' to grow it back in times of plenty. | |||
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"Frogs always close their eyes when they swallow." I'll remember that next time i'm in Paris. | |||
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"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt) its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru ![]() someone has been watching David atenbourgh deep blue sea I think its called | |||
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"Butterflies are just flamboyant moth's ![]() You've got that arse about face. Moths are the beige cardigan wearing dullard cousins of butterflys. They are even so stupid as to live in the dark, and yet be confused by any light that isn't the moon. Fuckwits of the insect world. | |||
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"Worms are transexuals and so are sea horses or something like that" Male sea-horses give birth. They impregnate the female, who passes on the fertilised eggs to the male to gestate. Keep it to yourself though, or questions will be asked why WE don't do it. | |||
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"Butterflies are just flamboyant moth's ![]() actually you will find that in right... a moth is brown n boring But a Flamboyant moth is bright n colorful ![]() | |||
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"Flies are fucking annoying.. FACT.. what happens to blue b green bottles.. They seem to be displaced by them little black fuckers ![]() just reread what i wrote it is in no way atall meant to be a racist comment.. It is purely about flies | |||
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"Let's get bizarre with the facts folks. Here goes. A female kangaroo has 3 vaginas. A male kangaroo has 2 tips on its penis. ![]() Q. What do you call a badger with no body an just a nose...? A. Nobody nose ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! ![]() Have you ever seen A zebra crossing a zebra crossing.. ![]() | |||
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"Elephants can not run. ![]() They,ll give you a trunk Call Instead... ![]() | |||
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"A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt) its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru ![]() ![]() | |||
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