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By *iceguy 1966 OP   Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Let's get bizarre with the facts folks.

Here goes.

A female kangaroo has 3 vaginas.

A male kangaroo has 2 tips on its penis.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dogs can't look up.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Horses can't vomit.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Snakes can't do hand stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples make good pets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows cant walk dowstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pigs orgasm lasts upto 30 minutes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All polar bears are left handed

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are predominantly left pawed

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Catfish can't swim

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Dogs can't look up."

^^^^^this is bollox.. Its pigs that cant look up due to the spine in neck is designed to forage

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt)

its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins make love for pleasure.

Some male giraffes are bi-sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog,said to be man's best friend,has no idea how to use a tin opener.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Polar bears are black and their fur is translucent not white.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right"

Are they right winged then?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right

Are they right winged then? "

Yea, they took a vote....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tigers have striped skin as well as striped fur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitten will wake you up by standing on your shoulder and staring at you very hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a bear,on foxes glacier mints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs always close their eyes when they swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree "
Thats put me off banana,s now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catfish can't swim "
bottom dwellers

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Elephants can not run.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Catfish can't swim bottom dwellers "

Disclaimer... No fish inhabit my bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt)

its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru "

That sounds almost prehistoric thou i would Imagine only other large whales like sperm whale would meet those sizes in organ lenght "what a way to cum"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs dont really wear top hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run. "

They surely can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Houseflys and bluebottles hum in the key of F

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Spaniards take note... Donkeys cannot fly, no matter how many you throw of church towers, the result will always be the same ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some serious googling going on " strange animal facts" SEARCH......

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Although regarded as poisonous, Komodo dragons do not actually produce venom. The "venom" is actually the bacteria that lingers in their mouth from eating all sorts of nasty shit like rotting carcasses and waste.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

A substance excreted from a gland in a Beavers Butt tastes of raspberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When bats fly out of a cave in large numbers they fly to the right"
I,ve only ever seen a roost

Of bats once or twice leave their roost

And that was some pipistrelles that had

Decided to use the loft space or cavity

in a wall space where i stayed on holiday

Once, they all flew to the right followed a path then into wood land just as it was

Getting dark quite a sight. you could see

The black hills of wales in the distance

Beautiful scenery.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can "

they can run BUT are the only mammals that cant jump

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"A substance excreted from a gland in a Beavers Butt tastes of raspberries.

"

the question is.. How do people know that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't wake up immediately, a cat will lick your eyelids and breathe cat-food breath over your face.

Cat-farts can strip paint at a distance of nearly 50 metres.

A cat's claws are sharper at 3am.

Cats will turn down the poshest cat-food you can afford, but will eat 3 week-old bread that's been left out for the birds.

A 3-legged cat will not chase a mouse because it can't be arsed.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

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over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Marmosets are enraged by prolonged sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants are only mammal with 4 knees

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland


"A substance excreted from a gland in a Beavers Butt tastes of raspberries.

the question is.. How do people know that?? "

Cos someone told them that beaver tastes good and they misunderstood what they were on about

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree Thats put me off banana,s now... "

Sorry coachman

It's actually true as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a million ants in the world for every human. Really glad I'm not the one who had to count them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head lice celebrate Passover

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last dog was called Spider, I call spiders Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a million ants in the world for every human. Really glad I'm not the one who had to count them. "
That must Involve Immense numbers

Of ants if they were all the same size as

a small terrier dog or tabby cat and could

Move the same speed they would take the planet over quite quickly not even the Terror lizards of the dinosaurs would of

stopped them and i,m sure man could,nt Either is best bet would to be on water

But still the flying ants to think about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you blindfold a Panda it will always head north

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you blindfold a Polar Bear it will eat your face off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can't look up."

This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me

The female platypus sweats milk.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if you put a tube around a cats middle or sock it cant walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tape a piece of toast to a cats back, butter side up the cat will levitate and spin indefinitely. This phenomenon is caused by the fact that toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats protect their babies from predators by putting them in the middle of banana clusters in the tree Thats put me off banana,s now...

Sorry coachman

It's actually true as well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. "

Larger spider amputees are known as 'raisins'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you tape a piece of toast to a cats back, butter side up the cat will levitate and spin indefinitely. This phenomenon is caused by the fact that toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet!"

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can "

Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 relationships are ended per week due to women's addiction to horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can

they can run BUT are the only mammals that cant jump "

I saw an elephant fly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dogs can't look up.

This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me "

Yeah and John's connected. Big Al says so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs can't look up.

This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me

Yeah and John's connected. Big Al says so. "

Classic!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking. "

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Also, cats are simply effeminate dogs

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Dogs can't look up.

This is true because John behind the bar at the Winchester told me

Yeah and John's connected. Big Al says so.

Classic! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes are deaf

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By *hreescompany!Couple
over a year ago

Bury

Koalas cock n balls are the opposite way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kitten will wake you up by standing on your shoulder and staring at you very hard "

Shit my cat does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons cannot fart. This is why they explode when you feed them bicarbonate of soda...

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain "

oh yes they do fact.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact. "

Oh no they don't *angry face*

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Or maybe they do, I don't know really

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Yes they do it is call a gallop and all four feet are off the ground,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trivia sites often say that the only elephant in Berlin Zoo was killed when it was bombed in WW2. In fact , 7 elephants died & 1 called Siam survived the bombing.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Lion bars don't have any actual lions in them at all, who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face* "

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. "

If you do the same to a Fly's wings its now called a 'walk'

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Worms are transexuals and so are sea horses or something like that

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

A bears penis has a bone in it and a pigs penis is shape like a corkscrew.

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

"

Afraid not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs faces seem to have _xpressions because they move their eyes in the sockets, cats do not, therefore cats are stupider than dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

Afraid not "

So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths are sexually aroused by bright light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can

they can run BUT are the only mammals that cant jump

I saw an elephant fly "

Its those little pink elephants when you have

had a dram or two..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House flies are the only animal known to man that can enter a room via an open door or window but are then unable to 're-locate said entry method. Instead they repeatedly smash their face against an unopen pane of glass!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland


"Dogs faces seem to have _xpressions because they move their eyes in the sockets, cats do not, therefore cats are stupider than dogs "

My Dalmatian smiles at me

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

Afraid not

So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast? "

A elephant always has one foot touching the ground hence not running but can walk very fast around about 15mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently elephants may, or may not, be able to run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just using its ears a dog can make up to 50 face _xpressions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows cant walk dowstairs"

My ex wife did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wrap a cats feet in small socks and then place it on a tile kitchen floor they do amazing wheelspins and barely move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"House flies are the only animal known to man that can enter a room via an open door or window but are then unable to 're-locate said entry method. Instead they repeatedly smash their face against an unopen pane of glass!"
Well some of

The time that can happen but the truth is

where i sit i face an open door and this last week we have had blow flys comeing directly inside often they will fly in a

Straight line towards me and often by

Lifting my arms up and down they have Turned round and gone back out again Only to be followed by others Damn, by

Lifting yer arms up and down even if there not visible they can usually see

You and respond to yer movements but

often go straight out the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catwoman is a transsexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

Afraid not

So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast? A elephant always has one foot touching the ground hence not running but can walk very fast around about 15mph "

For such a heavy animal that is

Some feat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows cant walk dowstairs

My ex wife did "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Apparently elephants may, or may not, be able to run! "

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point "

Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

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By *ild999Couple
over a year ago

Spalding

pigs can't cant sweat

rats can't be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life!"

Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

Afraid not

So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast? A elephant always has one foot touching the ground hence not running but can walk very fast around about 15mph For such a heavy animal that is

Some feat... "

four feet surly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life!

Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish "

Sounds like this might be case for the RSPCA x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog hates tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something? "

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants are unable to unicycle.

They have also become incredibly boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants are unable to unicycle.

They have also become incredibly boring!"

I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo??

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"If you blindfold a Polar Bear it will eat your face off."

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants are unable to unicycle.

They have also become incredibly boring!

I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo??"

Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dog is a mans best friend, but a rabbit is a lady's friend for life!

Only until the battery contacts corrode and the ears perish "

I see you Like to get yer moneys worth ..

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"If you cut off a spiders legs it loses the ability to walk. "
if u cut a flys wings off its called a walk aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

They surely can Oh no they can not. A elephant has to have all four feet off the ground at the same time for it to be define as running and a elephant can not do that, so it is classed as walking.

That's not right. When horses run they don't have all 4 legs off the ground at the same time. They thought they did in the days before film.

Fact brought to you courtesy of my immense brain oh yes they do fact.

Oh no they don't *angry face*

When an elephant runs it has the two rear legs touching the ground together, followed by a brief airborne glide, and then a landing on the two front legs.

So therefore this can be defined as running.

Afraid not

So when elephants stampede its an optical illusion? They are really just walking and the ground moves fast? A elephant always has one foot touching the ground hence not running but can walk very fast around about 15mph For such a heavy animal that is

Some feat...

four feet surly "

Thats true..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Elephants are only mammal with 4 knees"

Are camels, goats, cows (I could go on, but you get the idea) not mammals then?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

Flying ants don't fly for long - and look so funny face up on the ground spinning around trying to rub their wings off......me bad

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running "

Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

My head hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogs always close their eyes when they swallow."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running "

you mean Efferlumps... If a Elephant is on

Its side to long its insides cave in or

If it can,t get up from that position..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running "

Isn't that jumping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog farts stink and they know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants are only mammal with 4 knees

Are camels, goats, cows (I could go on, but you get the idea) not mammals then? "

They are but their back legs bend in the opposite direction,so not knees

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running you mean Efferlumps... If a Elephant is on

Its side to long its insides cave in or

If it can,t get up from that position.. "

Very off topic, each of your posts make me think I am going to read a poem, are you on a 'phone and the spacing is fooked or do you have big fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants are unable to unicycle.

They have also become incredibly boring!

I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo??

Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough."

Do not dis the "Walt" he has made fillums that have directed my life. If he showed a unicycling elephant then THAT HAPPENS! Capsiche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running you mean Efferlumps... If a Elephant is on

Its side to long its insides cave in or

If it can,t get up from that position..

Very off topic, each of your posts make me think I am going to read a poem, are you on a 'phone and the spacing is fooked or do you have big fingers? "

Me too, often reads like a haiku

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Definition if running:

Move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time.

Very different from having no feet at all on the ground at some point Is not never having all the feet on the ground at the same time the same as having no feet at all on the ground at some point? Or have I missed something?

You have... Never having all the feet means that here will be some feet, eg one or two that are still on the ground, ergo all the feet aren't off the ground to define running. The definition is there will often be at least one foot on the ground and it is still running Yep I have got it now (banging head against wall).To be class as running all feet whether you have four or two must leave the ground at the same time other wise it is not running you mean Efferlumps... If a Elephant is on

Its side to long its insides cave in or

If it can,t get up from that position..

Very off topic, each of your posts make me think I am going to read a poem, are you on a 'phone and the spacing is fooked or do you have big fingers?

Me too, often reads like a haiku "

lol, yep, been doing my head in every post, my brain can't get round it until the eyes are told to just read it and send it to brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants are unable to unicycle.

They have also become incredibly boring!

I'm sorry but I'm sure I did see a elephant unicycle......or was that a fillum....Dumbo??

Fairly certain that Dumbo was an animated story made by Disney, not a natural history documentary made by Sir David Attenborough.

Do not dis the "Walt" he has made fillums that have directed my life. If he showed a unicycling elephant then THAT HAPPENS! Capsiche?"

Next time I speak to an elderly gentleman I shall ask him if his house has several thousand balloons attached to the roof then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye they can, but they can't jump

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Elephants can not run. "

Have you seen an elephant charge? Lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Puppies learn to show their teeth, laugh and smile from humans, as the only time they show their teeth in the wild is when barring them as a threat.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Flies "take off" backwards

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Batman is a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When flys land on toilet seats, they get pissed off.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8508796.stm

This link is about elephants. Says they run and walk at the same time lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Dog farts stink and they know it "
especially when they have eaten brussel sorouts!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Butterflies are just flamboyant moth's

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe has a purple tongue to stop it getting sunburnt, they also have the same number of bones in their neck as humans they are just fucking massive!

In some species of hyena the female also has a pienis and gives birth through it....

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"A giraffe has a purple tongue to stop it getting sunburnt, they also have the same number of bones in their neck as humans they are just fucking massive!

In some species of hyena the female also has a pienis and gives birth through it....

"

They also have short necks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs bark in regional accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

Have you seen an elephant charge? Lol"

Bet they don't charge as much as emergency plumbers

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! "

google is split but she equine society says that are white with black stripes. because the stripes disappear towards the belly, the belly of the animal is on a most part white

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! "

google is split but she equine society says that are white with black stripes. because the stripes disappear towards the belly, the belly of the animal is on a most part white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs bark in regional accents"

Sheep definitely do bleat with regional accents.

An octopus can squeeze through any gap it can get its beak through.

Also in times of famine they will eat a limb. Only 'choosing' to grow it back in times of plenty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frogs always close their eyes when they swallow."

I'll remember that next time i'm in Paris.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question!

google is split but she equine society says that are white with black stripes. because the stripes disappear towards the belly, the belly of the animal is on a most part white"

thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt)

its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru "

someone has been watching David atenbourgh deep blue sea I think its called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baboons suffer terribly with piles. They have no access to preparation H and the zoo keepers mock them by giving them tyres to swing on rather than the inner tubes to sit on. This is why they are so bad tempered and take out their frustrations on car wind-screen wipers and aerials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butterflies are just flamboyant moth's "

You've got that arse about face. Moths are the beige cardigan wearing dullard cousins of butterflys. They are even so stupid as to live in the dark, and yet be confused by any light that isn't the moon. Fuckwits of the insect world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worms are transexuals and so are sea horses or something like that"

Male sea-horses give birth. They impregnate the female, who passes on the fertilised eggs to the male to gestate. Keep it to yourself though, or questions will be asked why WE don't do it.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Butterflies are just flamboyant moth's

You've got that arse about face. Moths are the beige cardigan wearing dullard cousins of butterflys. They are even so stupid as to live in the dark, and yet be confused by any light that isn't the moon. Fuckwits of the insect world."

actually you will find that in right...

a moth is brown n boring But a Flamboyant moth is bright n colorful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks will only attack you if your wet

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Flies are fucking annoying.. FACT..

what happens to blue b green bottles.. They seem to be displaced by them little black fuckers

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Flies are fucking annoying.. FACT..

what happens to blue b green bottles.. They seem to be displaced by them little black fuckers "

just reread what i wrote it is in no way atall meant to be a racist comment.. It is purely about flies

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Let's get bizarre with the facts folks.

Here goes.

A female kangaroo has 3 vaginas.

A male kangaroo has 2 tips on its penis. "

Q. What do you call a badger with no body an just a nose...?

A. Nobody nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Genuine question! "
Have you ever seen

A zebra crossing a zebra crossing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants can not run.

Have you seen an elephant charge? Lol

Bet they don't charge as much as emergency plumbers"

They,ll give you a trunk

Call Instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whales heart is about the same size as a Mini (car not skirt)

its arteries are wide enough for a grown man to swim thru someone has been watching David atenbourgh deep blue sea I think its called "

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Why have elephants got big ears?

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