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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the end of the world, the zombies rule and wantonly roam the streets looking for flesh to devour (sounds bit like some of the Fab members).

Your stuck in the local corner shop they're rattling the doors and they won't hold long so you turn to the person above and do/say/suggest what exactly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will let you answer the door while we try and beat a hasty retreat out the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shite I've got more fat on me than you ... I'm doomed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw myself out the door, you make a getaway with the children while they eat me. You'll have about n hour head start, there's a lot of me to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No honestly you first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will let you answer the door while we try and beat a hasty retreat out the back. "

Nasty...I hope the take you by the back door

rubs them in pickled onion monster munch. Not even the undead would eat that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.

Achievement unlocked.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Take this AK 47 and blow the fuckers heads off!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.

Achievement unlocked."
You need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.

Achievement unlocked."

look mate I'm reasonable you know you want to get eaten out...its on your profile so just open the door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take this AK47 and blow the fuckers heads off! "

hoohaaaa you is marine Corp all the way I Loves it right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.

Achievement unlocked.

look mate I'm reasonable you know you want to get eaten out...its on your profile so just open the door."

Na you can go first. You've got plenty of muscle for them to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Cornetto?

(Shaun Of The Dead reference).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.

Achievement unlocked.You need to get out more "

Kinda hard to turn my imagination off. Plus I know the corner shops layout

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Would they know if you weren't one of em? Think i would scoot out the back and do zombie impressions and try bluff it ... Grabbing a few bottles of brandy fags( and lighter!) , and choccy on the way! Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a Cornetto?

(Shaun Of The Dead reference)."

THERE IS NO DOUBT that if you opened that door with pink boa and hat on offering cornetto's that they would stop dead (excuse the pun).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


" It's the end of the world, the zombies rule and wantonly roam the streets looking for flesh to devour (sounds bit like some of the Fab members).

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pmsl!

um my answer, call Daryl Dixon?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!! "
Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!! Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!! "

Whoa whoa all this macho shit...let's try talking to them. ..I know some forum members talk zombie I've read their threads

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!! Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!!

Whoa whoa all this macho shit...let's try talking to them. ..I know some forum members talk zombie I've read their threads "
Bollocks, zombies just wanna eat brains...forumites are safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You scare me...that's good in a grocery shop surrounded by zombies

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd say, 'they may be a tough crowd, but I'll try some Zombie jokes on them!'

Crash goes the door.

'Good evening, former ladies and gentlemen and a big welcome to the members of the walking dead and to those who couldn't make it tonight due to having their legs blown off. How do you keep a good zombie down? Bury them in concrete!'

It would have to be a stand up routine, as I wouldn't wish to be the first comic to die on my arse.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" You scare me...that's good in a grocery shop surrounded by zombies "
You have obviously been bitten.

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By *anhood1971Man
over a year ago

LEEDS

throw skittles and them let them taste the rainbow lol

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Gather all the fizzy drinks and mentos I can find, fashion a lot of soft plugs for the top with a nail/screw in the middle. Drop a mentos into a bottle, put cap on and aim at zombie head. Cue dead Zombie once pressure builds up and shorts sharp pointy object into their head.

Obvious barricade door and window first, so that once glass breaks they cannot just rush in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!! Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!! "

I like the comic strip look in my posts! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!! Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!!

Whoa whoa all this macho shit...let's try talking to them. ..I know some forum members talk zombie I've read their threads "

You talk, me torch!

Nice knowing you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the fighting back…I'd be happy to be fucked from behind while I see how much alcohol and cigarettes I can consume before they kick the door in. I'm all for dying happy.

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