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Strange adverts you remember as a kid

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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone

Anyone remember that advert with the bloke stuck with some sort of glue to a plane?. I can't remember what the name of the company, but i was always impressed with the guy who allowed himself to be stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was Solvite

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Um bongo, um bongo, they drink it in the congo...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I think it might have been Solvite but I'm willing to be proved wrong

I always remember the Wrangler ad with the tag line "Rickenbacker, good grief" for some strange reason

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

i'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weird kinder add double chocha doobie

And the walkers crisp add with the Scottish guy.

7p will you no be having a sale.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

TRIO, TRIIIIIIO, I WANT A TRIO AND I WANT ONE NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash

and the wierd green cross code ad with Charlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smash aliens!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Watch out, watch out - there's a Humphrey about

(Scouse accent)...Accrington Stanley, who are they?

I'll be your dawg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for me and my dog.

Kiora.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Smash

and the wierd green cross code ad with Charlie "

Charlie says...meow, yow, mew

How the fuck were we supposed to know not to play with fecking matches from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk through the door your pounds worth more at ??????? where else.

Someone help me with this one.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm not a thin yoghurt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the creepy public information films with Donald plesance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what we now know as totally inappropriate rolf Harris learn to swim ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm a secret lemonade drinker "

R WHITES LEMMMONADDDEEEEEEE

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat.

A finger of fudge is just enough until its time to eat.

Its full of cadburys goodness & very good to eat!!

I've taken that tune with me, still emanates round my crazy head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barrettes barrettes come to barrettes

Barrettes lick em all.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Just for me and my dog.

Kiora. "

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock


"When you walk through the door your pounds worth more at ??????? where else.

Someone help me with this one. "
Williams, sold carpets n furniture

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate...

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Soft porn from the 70's

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

there was an add for a beer that went something like , it looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk through the door your pounds worth more at ??????? where else.

Someone help me with this one. Williams, sold carpets n furniture"

Yes, that's it I think. Ta

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

Shake n vac, "do the shake'n'vac n put the freshness back" now the song is stuck in ur head

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There's a moose, loose, aboot, this hoose.

Bloke in a kilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickle and onions all in a sesame seed bun.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Aunt bessies in the Frreeeezzer!

That dude use to get on my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe and Petunia's public information films....

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I'll walk t pub on both me feet , to drink a pint of ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nes a guin

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Nes a guin

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Joe and Petunia's public information films.... "

I'd completely forgotten them...just found on YouTube...cheers Soxy

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Joe and Petunia's public information films.... "

look petunia, its a sailing dingy

oh look joe, he's waving to us. wave back... cooeeee

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'good buzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincoolfi zzin - Pepsi.

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Still can't stand the stuff but I loved that advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute blonde...."This is me, thinking, as usual about Dave.

Dave is super! Dave can do anything! Oh!, 'es really great! she says.

Then POW! Out pops my fairy godmother with an"'I'll give you three wishes routine."

Wish number one is easy. (Dave appears).

Next... I wish we were both at the sea-side. (they are now at the sea-side).

"Come on, Dave... let's swim," I say. Dave gestures with his hand waving no.

Cute blonde girl gets angry, saying, "What 'e really meant was, 'e could'nt Swim!"

Still got one wish left remember!

POW!! "Meet Mike ("Allo!"), 'e swims like a fish."

Dave feeling dejected says to the fairy-godmother,

"I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!'" to which the fairy godmother replies, hitting him with her magic wand, "Then, learn to swim young man! Learn to swim!"

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Cute blonde...."This is me, thinking, as usual about Dave.

Dave is super! Dave can do anything! Oh!, 'es really great! she says.

Then POW! Out pops my fairy godmother with an"'I'll give you three wishes routine."

Wish number one is easy. (Dave appears).

Next... I wish we were both at the sea-side. (they are now at the sea-side).

"Come on, Dave... let's swim," I say. Dave gestures with his hand waving no.

Cute blonde girl gets angry, saying, "What 'e really meant was, 'e could'nt Swim!"

Still got one wish left remember!

POW!! "Meet Mike ("Allo!"), 'e swims like a fish."

Dave feeling dejected says to the fairy-godmother,

"I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!'" to which the fairy godmother replies, hitting him with her magic wand, "Then, learn to swim young man! Learn to swim!"

"

Bloody hell! Down to the last word! Excellent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The creepy anti smoking ads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Isaac Newton told us why

An apple falls down from the sky

And from this fact, it's very plain,

All other objects do the same

A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup,

Invariably fall down, not up

And every common working tool

Is governed by the self-same rule

So when you handle tools up there,

Let your watchword be, "Take Care!"

If at work, you drop a spanner,

It travels in a downward manner

At work, a fifth of accidents or more,

Illustrate old Newton's law

But one thing he forgot to add,

The damage won't be half as bad

If you are wearing proper clothes,

Especially on your head and toes

These hats and shoes are there to save

The wearer from an early grave

So best feet forward and take care

About the kind of shoes you wear

It's better to be sure, than dead,

So get a hat and keep your head

Don't think to go without is brave;

The effects of gravity can be grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Nah, Luton Airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this friar crispin ?

I don't know it's all covered in mud

It's a potatoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accrington Stanley...Who are they??

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Esso Blue...fuck I'm ancient lol!

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


" Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'good buzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincoolfi zzin - Pepsi.

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Still can't stand the stuff but I loved that advert "

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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone

Hoffmeister - follow the bear was a bit strange. Did anyone actually drink Hoffmeister?

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line

"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@

Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line

"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@

Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called

"

That's reminded me of the Chewits adverts...even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...we loved that round here cos local places didn't get many mentions on national TV

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Me ears are alight

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I'll always remember my first trip to the caramel shop.....

Yeah, with that paedo caramel meister shop keeper. How wrong was that?

There was another one, wasn't there? About delving deep into Grandad's trouser pockets in search of his delicious butter candies. WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza falls from nowhere into the hands of a buider! 'That's handy Harry!'

Also, more buiders in the back of a van singing 'Hope it's chips, it's chips

We all hope it's chips, it's chips'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one!

Where can it be right to have a little blond boy wearing a cowboy outfit that wouldn't be out of place in a gay disco, playing with guns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line

"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@

Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called

"
Texan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coooe Mr Shifty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be Mr Shifter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those safety around pylon ad where some kid gets zapped.

And the cool for cats milk one.

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham


"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line

"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@

Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called

Texan"

Your a star, for the life of me I couldn't remember but I can now go search if the adverts are still around.

Owe you a coffee, your not far away

Cheers

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line

"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@.

Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called

"
. think it was Texan bars

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

....and all because the lady loves, Milk Tray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked the Mr Softy advert.. The one with a big blue/white rounded softie character mooching along a softie pavement chewing softie sweets. .... well thats how I remember it.

Mr Scruffy

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

BOGOF!

Yer Buy one you get one free, i said you buuuuuuuuuuy one yer get one free!

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Said in Yorkshire accent...'I were right about that saddle though....'

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The milky bars are on me!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Adora... Kiora!

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Russ Abbott in the Cigar adverts..

TRIO TRIIIO I WANT A TRIO AND I WANT ONE NOW,NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT 3 THINGS IN IT, A CHOCLATEY BISCUIT AND A TOFFEE TASTE TOO!

Skol Skol Skol...

And then the video tapes Scotch and the skeleton rerecord not fade away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Charlie says cat always amused me, public service broadcasting at its best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was an add for a beer that went something like , it looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good."

Maccesons stout!

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown ,,,,,,,,,,

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Smash ad, also that Tango one was weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joe and Petunia's public information films.... "

They were brilliant!

"Hey Petunia there's a man over there with a purple face...!"

Ahhhh the memories

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"there was an add for a beer that went something like , it looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good.

Maccesons stout!"

stout? not a beer drinker ,can you still buy stout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flake adverts.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *oandjohnCouple
over a year ago

South Wales, will travel to Hereford, Worcestershire and Shropshire

Not bad....but I bet you can't put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it

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By *oandjohnCouple
over a year ago

South Wales, will travel to Hereford, Worcestershire and Shropshire

The castrol GTX advert where the oil slowly trickles down the can and gathers in the open end of the spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if they've been mentioned already but I remember 2 vividly

1) Get busy with the fizzy - that's ???

2) Coast guard one with the man & woman sitting in deck chairs on the beach and the mans drowning at sea. The woman turns to her husband & says "aww look , he's waving at us".

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Well I've been helped so do my bit

1-soda stream

2 the public service adverts are answered above. Hey up Pertunia!!

Mx

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I always wanted to be a Tetleys Bitter Man when I grew up after watching the ads

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Coast guard one with the man & woman sitting in deck chairs on the beach and the mans drowning at sea. The woman turns to her husband & says "aww look , he's waving at us".

"

"I wish I didnt keep losing my bird"

"Then learn to swim young man, learn to swim"

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By *moSexGeeksCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

*alarm sound* They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great, I can hear the sound of frosties

hitting me plate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Slimcea Bread ads always had my mouth watering

The Coka Cola add was great too..... "I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...."

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"i'm a secret lemonade drinker "

R Whites lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denim the Mark of a man stinky cheap aftershave with a sexy man in a shirt nice guy stinky smell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be jacket spuds tonight

Will it be mushrooms or frozen peas

Will it be carrots

Fried onion rings

We'll have to wait and see.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

For me its Charlie says.. Loved that cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For mash, get SMASH!" That stuff was fookin bauffing. Only fit to be eaten by tinpot aliens with big eyes

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did "
especially in Essex and Liverpool

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"Will it be jacket spuds tonight

Will it be mushrooms or frozen peas

Will it be carrots

Fried onion rings

We'll have to wait and see. "
OH it's chips it's chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did especially in Essex and Liverpool "

You'd think that's all they drink round here the colour of the tans

B&Q even named an orange paint after the town

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

I remember one with a baby sitting in front of a washing machine watching he's teddy bear going round and round. The baby looks at to mum and says "change the channel"

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did especially in Essex and Liverpool

You'd think that's all they drink round here the colour of the tans

B&Q even named an orange paint after the town "

Hahaha yeah I've heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*alarm sound* They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great, I can hear the sound of frosties

hitting me plate..."

Who eats Frosties off a plate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(In Jamaican accent), 'Do you want this fish?'

and 'Total gridlock man'. Was it for Redstripe lager?

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"(In Jamaican accent), 'Do you want this fish?'

and 'Total gridlock man'. Was it for Redstripe lager?"
Malabo I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish delight one always freaked me out! Well the music did, a_ybody remember it with the Arabic prince the Princess and a snake in the sand. Also who remembers that 3-1 advert think it was washing powder some cowboys chasing each other through 3 different adverts as it seemed. And the Peugeot car adverts "the lion goes from strength to strength" good ole days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matey foam bath

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By *od6Woman
over a year ago

redcar

The golden wonder crisp advert!!!

On top of old smokey all covered in snow

I lost my golden wonder to a brave navajo

He crept up behind me and he stole them away

Now down in the valley there a crunchin all day!!

Lmao been waiting years to do that...

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Shake & Vac woman was clearly coming down and cleaning up after a house party the night before and had no underwear on. Look closely and you see her stocking tops and toys stuffed down the side of the chairs. Naughty girl.

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By *rtmusMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Tango adverts

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