FabSwingers.com forum: We're going........!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shopping for the last bits for next weekend!

Anyone want anything picking up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Breakfast roll and a job lot of parrots please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Massage oil. Thanks.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

42DD strapless bra please in black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new car engine would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget bits for me hair

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Get Pops a mask while you're out, he still hasn't got one...I can see him in Ryan's Maccy D bag at this rate

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oh and can you arrange to have the doors at Jaydees widened, I'm told Wyrd's frock is a bit puffy...hope there's enough room in my fecking car for it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh and can you arrange to have the doors at Jaydees widened, I'm told Wyrd's frock is a bit puffy...hope there's enough room in my fecking car for it

Now I fancy a meringue.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Jam rags! Damn it..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Jam rags! Damn it..

Awwwww, won't you be done by Saturday? I have my due dates on a spreadsheet and I make sure I have Norethisterone if it's gonna coincide with a big party/play meet

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Jam rags! Damn it..

By the way, ages since I heard that term

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Jam rags! Damn it..

Awwwww, won't you be done by Saturday? I have my due dates on a spreadsheet and I make sure I have Norethisterone if it's gonna coincide with a big party/play meet

Do you get them in Tescos?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Jam rags! Damn it..

Awwwww, won't you be done by Saturday? I have my due dates on a spreadsheet and I make sure I have Norethisterone if it's gonna coincide with a big party/play meet

Do you get them in Tescos?

Lol...I make sure I've always got some so if I'm running out and I'm at the quacks for any particular reason, I say I've got a holiday coming up and need to postpone so that way I've usually got some available

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jam rags! Damn it..

*unplugs the toaster and puts the bread away*

Oi some of us are feeling a bit delicate this morning

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Jam rags! Damn it..

*unplugs the toaster and puts the bread away*

Oi some of us are feeling a bit delicate this morning

Fancy chopped liver for lunch Ryan?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Jam rags! Damn it..

*unplugs the toaster and puts the bread away*

Oi some of us are feeling a bit delicate this morning

Okay sorry! Who fancies steak & chips!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can you pick up some extra men

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Can never have too many

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big slab of chocolate and some spot cream!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

Best put your fingers down your throat! Get it over with.. Haha

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Jam rags! Damn it..

Awwwww, won't you be done by Saturday? I have my due dates on a spreadsheet and I make sure I have Norethisterone if it's gonna coincide with a big party/play meet

Do you get them in Tescos?

I'm off to the quacks today to get some as I'm due on Wednesday

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

Yea yea, you best join the queue. Every man and his dog wants to kick my arse

I can run very fast, even with a hog roast on my back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

Yea yea, you best join the queue. Every man and his dog wants to kick my arse

I can run very fast, even with a hog roast on my back

I have visions of the restive attendees chasing you with raised sex toys trying to get the hog roast back and give you a good, erm, something at the same time.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

Yea yea, you best join the queue. Every man and his dog wants to kick my arse

I can run very fast, even with a hog roast on my back

I have visions of the restive attendees chasing you with raised sex toys trying to get the hog roast back and give you a good, erm, something at the same time.

Rest assured, I will be wearing my iron pants, just in case I slip on a banana skin or Blondecaz's surplus liver.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

Yea yea, you best join the queue. Every man and his dog wants to kick my arse

I can run very fast, even with a hog roast on my back

I have visions of the restive attendees chasing you with raised sex toys trying to get the hog roast back and give you a good, erm, something at the same time.

Rest assured, I will be wearing my iron pants, just in case I slip on a banana skin or Blondecaz's surplus liver. "

Do you iron your pants then?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm going back to bed. I've got horrible visions of squelching bare foot through offal

why did you have to put that vision out there? Now I have it too.

There's probably a dedicated site for that particular fetish

Blondecazgingerhamster.com

You are so gonna get it next weekend...don't you know how scary I am?

Yea yea, you best join the queue. Every man and his dog wants to kick my arse

I can run very fast, even with a hog roast on my back

I have visions of the restive attendees chasing you with raised sex toys trying to get the hog roast back and give you a good, erm, something at the same time.

Rest assured, I will be wearing my iron pants, just in case I slip on a banana skin or Blondecaz's surplus liver.

Do you iron your pants then?

And socks. Can't be looking scruffy in bed with creased socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we are back!!

I've the most gorgeous shoes!! And another pair if shoes!!

Can't remember what else I was meant to get

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Well we are back!!

I've the most gorgeous shoes!! And another pair if shoes!!

Can't remember what else I was meant to get

Yes and look what happened to your thread while you where away, it kind of went pear shaped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well we are back!!

I've the most gorgeous shoes!! And another pair if shoes!!

Can't remember what else I was meant to get

Yes and look what happened to your thread while you where away, it kind of went pear shaped!

Oh I know!! But what do you expect with this lot?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Well we are back!!

I've the most gorgeous shoes!! And another pair if shoes!!

Can't remember what else I was meant to get

I bought 2 more pairs of shoes today! One pair for travelling (flats) and a one pair for the day social

But I think I have everything now! (fooking fingers crossed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger your back,, i need deep heat/ tiger balm

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Just need to buy a bow tie tomorrow, never bought one before in my life.

Where do they sell them or shall i look in Rileys snooker clubs.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just need to buy a bow tie tomorrow, never bought one before in my life.

Where do they sell them or shall i look in Rileys snooker clubs.

Tie rack etc if you can't find one let me know and I'll pick you one up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need to buy a bow tie tomorrow, never bought one before in my life.

Where do they sell them or shall i look in Rileys snooker clubs.

I have a spare now tie if you need it?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Thanks for the offers and i'll let you know how i get on tomorrow, only want a plain black one so should be able to find one in the shops somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for the offers and i'll let you know how i get on tomorrow, only want a plain black one so should be able to find one in the shops somewhere?"

Well we have 2 spare ones... Saves you buying one! Let us know of you want me to pack them x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Thanks for the offers and i'll let you know how i get on tomorrow, only want a plain black one so should be able to find one in the shops somewhere?

Well we have 2 spare ones... Saves you buying one! Let us know of you want me to pack them x"

Got one today from Burton's, thanks for the kind offer though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for the offers and i'll let you know how i get on tomorrow, only want a plain black one so should be able to find one in the shops somewhere?

Well we have 2 spare ones... Saves you buying one! Let us know of you want me to pack them x

Got one today from Burton's, thanks for the kind offer though.

Your more than welcome

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