FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learnt today ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

The day's too early to have learnt much new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a moody moo your avatar picture is far from accurate..

should be more like a chirpy canary or something happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

The day's too early to have learnt much new

Was on fb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for a moody moo your avatar picture is far from accurate..

should be more like a chirpy canary or something happy

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That me and alcohol don't get on anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That me and alcohol don't get on anymore

Oh dear , hangover ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it took me 24 hours yesterday to get over a hangover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, Anyone what my head/body for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreaming of food makes your dribble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, Anyone what my head/body for the day

I had that very same feeling yesterday!

I feel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to wear high heels up stairs at Jaydees. It's an obstacle course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, Anyone what my head/body for the day

Nope you can keep it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That the kind of people you expect most from often turn out to be the worst, and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the kind of people you expect most from often turn out to be the worst, and vice versa. "

Very true, people can surprise you at times.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"That the kind of people you expect most from often turn out to be the worst, and vice versa.

Very true, people can surprise you at times."

Constantly! !

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

That the HMRC take 8 months to pay up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Italian proveb

" Below the navel, you will find neither truth nor religion"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Unless I stay in for a few nights my liver will be pickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless I stay in for a few nights my liver will be pickled

We could do with some pickles and relishes to go with the BBQ

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've learnt that now my Mam has got a crip chariot I really should watch Benidorm to see why everyone in town is calling her Madge when I go walking with her

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not to wear high heels up stairs at Jaydees. It's an obstacle course "

Thanks for that warning. I have just learned that I need to review my shoe choices for next week.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

eating a large bag of dry roasted nuts all to myself makes me want to run away from my farts the next morning

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've learnt that I like to stick my tongue out at people. I also like Moody's new avatar.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"eating a large bag of dry roasted nuts all to myself makes me want to run away from my farts the next morning

I've learned that women do fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've learnt that I like to stick my tongue out at people. I also like Moody's new avatar.

Thank you

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Not to wear high heels up stairs at Jaydees. It's an obstacle course

Thanks for that warning. I have just learned that I need to review my shoe choices for next week.

Me too!! I can't walk in mine on a flat floor at the best of times!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That the fun suckers are out in force.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

That pedestrains in Brighton are lemmings, that like to step out in front of me when on the road bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my employer sucks and need to get their fingers out of their arses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to drink on an empty stomach at a charity auction night.......wtf have I bought lol...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That I should have gone to bed last night cos I'm fooked now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Insulting and objectifying women is "fun".

Actually, no, forget that one because I have been told so before.

Irony and hypocrisy are alive and well on here.

Abuse and cowardice are appropriate responses to an opinion someone doesn't like but can't reasonably counter.

Some people are delicate little snowflakes and have easily bruised egos.

Childish behaviour is acceptable if you accuse someone else of being childish first.

It's been a day full of learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trusting my feelings is not the best way for me to make decisions.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That my belly won't feed itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make progress in most things by making a fool of myself first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walk in the park and fresh air can cure a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to wear high heels up stairs at Jaydees. It's an obstacle course

Thanks for that warning. I have just learned that I need to review my shoe choices for next week.

Me too!! I can't walk in mine on a flat floor at the best of times!

One set of stairs is ok... The other set from the dance floor is scary with heels!!!! Nice and slowly does it

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

That vodka is evil

My feet are still sore from dancing

I need a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sawing trees is hard work and I need some TLC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can't ride sixty miles without getting stiff and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have learnt that The sea isnt cold at 4am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't hear what is said if actions shout so loudly they drown out the words

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I probably spent far to much in the shops today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much i love jackfruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How embarrassing it is to get stood up while you wait outside Starbucks looking like an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That whenever Miroslav Klose has scored, Germany have never lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That doing odd jobs around the home aches my weary bones (im getting old)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt bugger all today

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have learnt bugger all today

I have learnt that doing handstands stops your honey running out

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

Oh yes......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

Oh yes......

Oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt bugger all today

I have learnt that doing handstands stops your honey running out

Do you have a honeypot too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnt that I'm a lightweight now . And it takes me all Sunday to get over a Saturday night out

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

that if i fall asleep on the sofa i wake with a stiffy....my neck! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be careful where I put my knee in bed (f)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learnt that I'm a lightweight now . And it takes me all Sunday to get over a Saturday night out

All Sunday!

If its been a really good Saturday it takes me until Tuesday to get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learnt that I'm a lightweight now . And it takes me all Sunday to get over a Saturday night out

All Sunday!

If its been a really good Saturday it takes me until Tuesday to get over it

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I am not over it yet so it may be tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that just half an hour in the sun without sun cream is long enough to burn your lower legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That kettle de-scaler works wonders on shower heads.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

My best mates mom is still so fucking hot...

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Zed learnt that bending over in the New Forest can result in a prick up the arse (as shown in our new pics)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"To be careful where I put my knee in bed (f)

Ha ha! Been there! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

Oh yes......

Oh no!"

I've been on the cross a few times.... I'll hold your-----hand

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That the teenager is ready for The Catcher in the Rye. Insert soppy face here.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That a man can dry his entire body using just a face cloth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that saying "one more beer then i'll cut the grass" dosnt work

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"that saying "one more beer then i'll cut the grass" dosnt work

That's a saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I shouldn't volunteer to work on a Sunday, especially when the sun is shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's not enough hours in the day

and that I need to grow another pair of arms out my head.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That I have a few really good friends that I'm very grateful for.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Helena Bonham-Carter is in the Rik Mayall Presents as the stripper. I don't remember that. I wasn't expecting to see Bonham- Carter tits.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That HBC looks as good in a hat as I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

Oh yes......

Oh no!

I've been on the cross a few times.... I'll hold your-----hand

My arse got whipped on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've learned that Ryan is getting an arse whipping at the social.

Does Jaydees have a dungeon area?

Oh yes......

Oh no!

I've been on the cross a few times.... I'll hold your-----hand

I can't remember seeing a dungeon area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that things can change quickly and you end up on the outside looking in.I've also learnt that one text can make you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ageism, one of numerous ugly traits, is rife on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother blow drying my hair after a shower. Feel like I need another shower now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there's not enough hours in the day

and that I need to grow another pair of arms out my head.

In place of your horns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there's not enough hours in the day

and that I need to grow another pair of arms out my head.

In place of your horns?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

That doing my mothers 'quick' online shop with a dodgy internet connection takes 3 hours and I have now got Tourette's!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That some people are so dense, they steal your pics, put them in their public gallery and then appear on your looked at me list

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That I love my naughty boy more than ever

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That it only takes a couple of hours to get van driver's arm no matter how high the factor suncream you use!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That I really don't like being sick especially when it comes down nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt not to read threads and eat lunch @ the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've learnt not to read threads and eat lunch @ the same time

Oops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt not to read threads and eat lunch @ the same time

Oops sorry

No worries

it made me laugh too x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That a wet dog always wants to make friends and share the wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I really don't like being sick especially when it comes down nose

Me neither esp if there's carrots involved !!!!

And where do the carrots come from if you've not eaten them for days !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I really don't like being sick especially when it comes down nose

Me neither esp if there's carrots involved !!!!

And where do the carrots come from if you've not eaten them for days !!"

Mine was carrots free

sweet corn was a bugger though

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

That one couple on here think I am the walking definition of a MoodHoover and have taken the time to inform me privately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That one couple on here think I am the walking definition of a MoodHoover and have taken the time to inform me privately.

What's a moodhoover ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one couple on here think I am the walking definition of a MoodHoover and have taken the time to inform me privately.

What's a moodhoover? Is that a new sexual position? Or maybe a new toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I really don't like being sick especially when it comes down nose

Me neither esp if there's carrots involved !!!!

And where do the carrots come from if you've not eaten them for days !!

Mine was carrots free

sweet corn was a bugger though

After having a look at your pics I've just found a new way of eating choc covered donuts now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I really don't like being sick especially when it comes down nose

Me neither esp if there's carrots involved !!!!

And where do the carrots come from if you've not eaten them for days !!

Mine was carrots free

sweet corn was a bugger though

After having a look at your pics I've just found a new way of eating choc covered donuts now

Funnily enough I don't fancy a donut right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learn that Mondays are always busy at work, no matter the time of the year! And that people seem more moody on a Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That having happy friends makes me smile

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That drying my in-between stage hair with a hot brush makes it flicky and curly and funky but using a hairdryer makes it flat and frumpy and makes me look 15 years older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much i love to wash dishes. I can do that all day.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That I'm still shit hot at training horses.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

That the general level of cock-badgery arsiness is alive and well, and from people I didn't expect it from.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That one couple on here think I am the walking definition of a MoodHoover and have taken the time to inform me privately.

I got some hysterical private messages yesterday. No wonder the senders didn't have the balls to say it on the forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the forums aren't moderated overnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plants need water. Whoops!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Plants need water. Whoops!"

Thanks for the reminder...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Plants need water. Whoops!"

Get aloe vera. They survive on being watered every 2 months; sometimes longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to spend money to make money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. Must get one of those! Just watered my plants now. Soil was moist so it wouldn't have died today.

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By *im le2Man
over a year ago

AYLESTONE

Iv learnt not everbody that says there up for a meet today will turn up .

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oh. Must get one of those! Just watered my plants now. Soil was moist so it wouldn't have died today.

If you were nearer I could give you a few baby aloe vera. They produce pups at a rate of knots. I have loads to repot and give away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that saying to someone who comes up and lays THEIR problems at my feet first thing on a Monday morning that "It's not my job, you deal with it while I finish this hot cup of not caring", causes Karma to jump up and down on me for the rest of the day.

But it was a nice cup of Taylors "not caring" range of coffee. And for 20 mins there I thought it might be a nice day.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I learnt today via Facebook my daughter achieved a first class honours degree. Four years of my money, love and support didn't warrant a thank you I passed when we passed on the stairs this morning. She posted her results Saturday!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I learnt today via Facebook my daughter achieved a first class honours degree. Four years of my money, love and support didn't warrant a thank you I passed when we passed on the stairs this morning. She posted her results Saturday!

That's a bit mean of her! . Have you spoken to her about it? X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is she still hungover? Maybe that's the reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car engines are not indestructable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt that doing a 12 hour shift in this heat is not really enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned something that I'm not at liberty to divulge.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

That's a bit mean of her! . Have you spoken to her about it? X"

Yes. Apparently I spoilt HER day for making her feel guilty and what was the big deal?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is she still hungover? Maybe that's the reason.

She's a vegan, God bothering teetotal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she still hungover? Maybe that's the reason.

She's a vegan, God bothering teetotal! "

May be she was too weak to tell you? Cook her a steak, see if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nearly right isn't...

So I threw that fish back...

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

That gary oldman is seemingly a racist, antisemitic, homophobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my garden is far quieter in Monday than a Sunday when B&Qs entire range of power tools appear to be unleashed by my surrounding neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have gone right off black pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing good.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"That I have gone right off black pudding."

Pmsl! I think I know the post you're referring to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fall asleep on the couch if your planing to go the gym

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

Don't eat cheese and tomato sandwiches in the car when going to a works meeting in your suit, or if you do take a spare shirt and tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The extreme arrogance when your trying to make people aware of a fake profile in the Ireland chatroom, arrogant fucks to put it nicely

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I learned how to roll and unroll a big length of hose properly, 'sall I'm say in'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can In fact look up

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

That bat's will dive bomb your head when you go skinny dipping in the evenings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i'm bit of a fat bastard lately. Can i eat like a warthog or what!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That posting while inebriated is a foolish pursuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that some people don't understand humour in a forum post and call people a disgrace to the site. The mind does indeed boggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that some people don't understand humour in a forum post and call people a disgrace to the site. The mind does indeed boggle! "

*swoon*

If it wasn't for the fact you were a baldy old dude, I would so wanna fuck you right now.

If there truly is a God steering this hopeless world, I'm hoping he will deliver a truck full of pulchritudinous young ladies to you doorstep this evening so that you may fornicate and be merry.

*sniff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned that some people don't understand humour in a forum post and call people a disgrace to the site. The mind does indeed boggle!

*swoon*

If it wasn't for the fact you were a baldy old dude, I would so wanna fuck you right now.

If there truly is a God steering this hopeless world, I'm hoping he will deliver a truck full of pulchritudinous young ladies to you doorstep this evening so that you may fornicate and be merry.

*sniff* "

He did. And they are. You cheeky young fucker. (Forum ban looming large for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did. And they are. You cheeky young fucker. (Forum ban looming large for this one

Woohoo.

I'm bad news for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every dullard, there's a lovely person out there to cancel them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being presumptuous can leave you looking like a Dick!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The sitting on office chairs causes my feet and ankles to swell in this heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did. And they are. You cheeky young fucker. (Forum ban looming large for this one

)

Woohoo.

I'm bad news for sure

Brilliant bit of banter there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt to say no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hiccups hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Pro Plus take over a day to work on me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cook"

I hope you washed your hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that potatoes explode...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can cook

I hope you washed your hands! "

Jeez one thing at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people who whinge really burst my bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that my gut instinct was right about a person who had been described to me as a "straight talker who pulled no punches". I didn't think I'd like them and I was right. This person had the confidence that only truly thick people have and was so gauche and inappropriate that frankly, I was embarrassed for them.

Fortunately I allowed them to hole themselves beneath the waterline before I had my opportunity to speak. Every cloud etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have learnt that renewing membership of the site has become very complicated and expensive without result, Also that going through the proper channels to query this draws a blank.

Waiting on a ban now

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned to trust NO-ONE at work

damned annoying when I thought I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you accidentally drop your kids lego chima temple that It's actually worse than a nuclear bomb going off. Tears and tantrums for an hour then an 8 year old telling me I'm the worst dad ever and you are fixing it before I get up for school in the morning. Guess what I'm doing tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already know everything so it can be a bit boring for me from day to day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to trust NO-ONE at work

damned annoying when I thought I could

Will you have to change your username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned to trust NO-ONE at work

damned annoying when I thought I could

Will you have to change your username?"
. I take your point but no !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

Who?

Really ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me it's that Brooklyn Beckham is 15 , where did the time go

Who?

Really ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That asking nicely and turning up with home made gifts/flowers from the garden will get stuff done that a local shop said couldn't be don't in the time available!

A friend of a friend is busy altering my posh frock for Saturday and it'll be finished shortly and was delighted when I turned up with a big bunch of scented roses and some homemade jam and cordial as a thank you.

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