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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I was at work telling my colleagues that when i served in the army, all the Sargeants were bastards.

A younger collegue then said i'd make a good General.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack, you might not be very pretty....but you can fuck for England"

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""Jack, you might not be very pretty....but you can fuck for England" "
they liked ya toggle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told i had nice eyes for a fat bird

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was once told i had nice eyes for a fat bird "
lol, hope ya twatted him

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass."
they wouldnt dare would they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a colleague describe me: really nice, always smells nice and looks nice, she'd be absolutely stunning...if she were slim!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass.they wouldnt dare would they? "

Only if they had a head start

Someone did actually tell me I was "really clean" once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're fucking sexy, if you were ten years younger i'd shag yer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make a good cleaner 1day,,,,,u can clean my Toilet if u wanna! lol mao

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! "
well its nice to know you have nice knees

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You make a good cleaner 1day,,,,,u can clean my Toilet if u wanna! lol mao "
with your bloomin tongue if ya dont behave mister, now bend over n take ten of my riding crop n behave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees "

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! "

Nice lips too

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment "
He may have been so bowled over by ya he didnt know what else to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment He may have been so bowled over by ya he didnt know what else to say?"

Praps he moved ya tits to see ya knees

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

you have a beautiful face, shame about the body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment He may have been so bowled over by ya he didnt know what else to say?

Praps he moved ya tits to see ya knees "

I would have to bend down as i am not that big or saggy yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment He may have been so bowled over by ya he didnt know what else to say?

Praps he moved ya tits to see ya knees

I would have to bend down as i am not that big or saggy yet lol "

Only joking....you've lovely eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a man say i had nice knees. I asked him what was wrong with my tits and all he could do was blush! well its nice to know you have nice knees

Well i wouldn't want nobbly ones but i still don't know what made him come out with that compliment He may have been so bowled over by ya he didnt know what else to say?

Praps he moved ya tits to see ya knees

I would have to bend down as i am not that big or saggy yet lol

Only joking....you've lovely eyes too"

Its ok i like my small but pert ones. My gran had ones she could tuck in. They probably reached her knees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errrrrrrrrrrrrr iiish!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"I heard a colleague describe me: really nice, always smells nice and looks nice, she'd be absolutely stunning...if she were slim!! "

Well I hope you slapped the person.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh i have also been told i look great when im upside down!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was told i had kissable lips, i was upside down to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i have also been told i look great when im upside down!!! "

Praps he thought ya was a money box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yesterday Quote : I love your pusssy Love your big tits and big ass!

Scuse me Men ..... IS that a compliment ??

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeps think my hair is dyed to look the way it does as it looks nice etc...

Who the hell would dye her hair white/platinum???!!!

Ooo, someone said I look like a badger from the back, charming!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" yesterday Quote : I love your pusssy Love your big tits and big ass!

Scuse me Men ..... IS that a compliment ?? "

Well, it's 2/3rds of one at the very least.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

while being done from behind

'you've actualy got quite skinny hips havent you?!'

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had? "

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been going through my pm's and i think some are inform with weird and wonderful messages tonight

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol "
you want pics of my bare feet?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ive had ohhh ur nice , have you got a taller sister lol ! ohhh and the if u were slimmer youd be pretty lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u sound very sexy miss i would love to be ur slave and teate me like ur sex toy

Now that doesn't do it for me in a first message. Should it?

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol you want pics of my bare feet? "

well you like them and a random stranger likes them i wana know what the fuss is about lol

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohhh i forgot the best one .. a guy said that he found that good looking women werent that great in bed as they thought that being sexy was enough . and that not great looking women made up for it by trying harder to please there partner in bed .he then preceed to tell me i proved him right as i was fecking awesome in bed !!!!pmsl!!!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"ive had ohhh ur nice , have you got a taller sister lol ! ohhh and the if u were slimmer youd be pretty lol ! "
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wiznae me lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ohhh i forgot the best one .. a guy said that he found that good looking women werent that great in bed as they thought that being sexy was enough . and that not great looking women made up for it by trying harder to please there partner in bed .he then preceed to tell me i proved him right as i was fecking awesome in bed !!!!pmsl!!!!"
talk about a back handed compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the gym the other day just finished and was getting dried off in the changing room.

This young guy was in there and he couldn't stop looking at hos body in the mirror and kind of flexing !! made me smile so I said to him looking good there my friend !!

And he turned to me and said yea but you dont look bad yourself hope I look that good when I am as old as you !!!

I walked out of the gym with the biggest grin on my face !!! like a fuckin cheshire cat !!! I still don't know whether it was a compliment or not lol

But it made me laff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one "

Well they are both sex symbols with some. Sid James i could never figure out why though.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"ohhh i forgot the best one .. a guy said that he found that good looking women werent that great in bed as they thought that being sexy was enough . and that not great looking women made up for it by trying harder to please there partner in bed .he then preceed to tell me i proved him right as i was fecking awesome in bed !!!!pmsl!!!!"

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wiznae me either lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one "

Reminds me...was once compared to Paul McKenna...

Still fuckin' offended!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one

Reminds me...was once compared to Paul McKenna...

Still fuckin' offended!"
cor, who said that???? they were spot on

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one

Reminds me...was once compared to Paul McKenna...

Still fuckin' offended!"

look in to my eyes ,look into my eyes ,not round the eyes .... hehee!!

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare


"it did have someone say i looked like a cross between jack nickolson and sid james never quite knew how to take that one

Well they are both sex symbols with some. Sid James i could never figure out why though."

lol perhaps not to bad a comment then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u sound very sexy miss i would love to be ur slave and teate me like ur sex toy

Now that doesn't do it for me in a first message. Should it?"

Oh I've had a few of those and variations.

Some men are truly clueless!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"cor, who said that???? they were spot on "

(Blows raspberry)

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was young i got "nice legs shame about the face"

When i walked into nightclubs with my mate, I'd get "eugh i dont fancy yours"

Things havent improved over the years and when i started at the pub i work at, the regulars called me Olive as per the woman from On the buses good eh the pub landlady told them to stop doing it as it was upsetting me and now the accentuate my name when they say it like they are concentrating

And then people wonder why some of us have low self esteem and lack confidence with ourselves whats worse is those that think just cos we are not all that, that it doesnt matter if we hear

Would love plastic surgery just never going to happen

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohhh my good god !!! howz about this "compliment " from message i was sent last nite

4.11 jesus youll be popular in this world!!

when i asked what he ment (knowing full damn well !!!!) he just said he didnt mean anything by it and was just a comment .

i advised it was strange comment and just speak to someone as you would face to face to which he laughed at and used the immortal line "but its a swing site !!!"

obviously as hes been on here under 24hrs he knows best and will be inundated with ladies wanting to jump his bones lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I suit having my head shaved as my head is round.

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol you want pics of my bare feet? "

I don't really know but I guess if we put your stunning eyes into the package that must be you... your feet are going to be pretty cute too... surely?

me thinks your hot to trot femme... lol

Phwar!

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


"I was told I suit having my head shaved as my head is round. "

I shave my shaft at least... but not found any hairs on me bell end yet... OOPS!!

Wrong round head... sorry... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sum1 said my hair was looking good,,didnt know which bit myself personally lol,,

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol you want pics of my bare feet?

I don't really know but I guess if we put your stunning eyes into the package that must be you... your feet are going to be pretty cute too... surely?

me thinks your hot to trot femme... lol

Phwar! "
flattery will get you........

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol you want pics of my bare feet?

I don't really know but I guess if we put your stunning eyes into the package that must be you... your feet are going to be pretty cute too... surely?

me thinks your hot to trot femme... lol

Phwar! flattery will get you........

LOL"

yeah no-where! lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Stood in a queue yesterday, and a total stranger said " i hope you dont mind me saying, but you have fantastic feet"

Whats the weirdest compliment you have ever had?

i wana see these feet to see how good they are lol they were in your fav part of your body aswell and the shoes you wear would kill most peoples feet, so come on get the creepers out lol you want pics of my bare feet?

I don't really know but I guess if we put your stunning eyes into the package that must be you... your feet are going to be pretty cute too... surely?

me thinks your hot to trot femme... lol

Phwar! flattery will get you........

LOL

yeah no-where! lol "
you fibber!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always tell the truth me! always.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"always tell the truth me! always. "
you need a spanking

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By * THE FILTHSTERS xCouple
over a year ago

Runcorn

i was told by a single fem that im that good with my tongue that i should be a lesbian x

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I was once asked do you have to work hard at looking so ugly, or is a natural thing "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Oh yes, in chat....

"You've really made me laugh, if you were a fem, you'd have been invited over".

Great, I truly am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"you look quite thin when you're lying down"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

[Removed by poster at 05/06/10 09:47:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well your eyes are a tremendous asset

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

two come to mind :

"you know, for a twat, you ain't that bad"

"when you were born, did they throw the wrong bit away?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wahay! just got a mail saying I'm as sexy as a chocolate strawberry.... now I can relate sexiness to food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago whilst on holiday in Greece a lady asked 'did you have breasts removed' I'm male! She was referring to the scars on my back! The result of major lung surgery, when I was younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wahay! just got a mail saying I'm as sexy as a chocolate strawberry.... now I can relate sexiness to food! "

That is a lovely compliment - I had somebody say to me he would give up his Bacon Buttie for a kiss - not sure that has the same ring lol

But I agree that food and sex are linked at more than one level

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I am guessing that a great deal of the chocolate I sell over the weekend is used for romantic and sexual props....

Sex and Chocolate are a perfect combination...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am guessing that a great deal of the chocolate I sell over the weekend is used for romantic and sexual props....

Sex and Chocolate are a perfect combination... "

and what about Sex and Chocolate and Hunky Young Men?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I am guessing that a great deal of the chocolate I sell over the weekend is used for romantic and sexual props....

Sex and Chocolate are a perfect combination...

and what about Sex and Chocolate and Hunky Young Men?"

Always that combination with me

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am guessing that a great deal of the chocolate I sell over the weekend is used for romantic and sexual props....

Sex and Chocolate are a perfect combination...

and what about Sex and Chocolate and Hunky Young Men?

Always that combination with me "

sadly, self defeating

feed a hunky young man with chocolate and what do you get? thus speaks the voice of experience

still, an endless supply of NEW hunky young men, enjoy.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I am guessing that a great deal of the chocolate I sell over the weekend is used for romantic and sexual props....

Sex and Chocolate are a perfect combination...

and what about Sex and Chocolate and Hunky Young Men?

Always that combination with me

sadly, self defeating

feed a hunky young man with chocolate and what do you get? thus speaks the voice of experience

still, an endless supply of NEW hunky young men, enjoy.

"

I don't feed them chcolate....I coat them in it!....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

jesus, if only i could shed 50 lbs and 25 years lol

If so, would it run to Ickx choccies?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Yes I do sell Ickx....and Ickx Xclusif.

Must say you have a good taste in chocs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you look like that guy off blood diamond! ( Dicaprio ) had that several times workin at a bar. I didnt believe it so I bought the dvd and tryed to do the same facial expression he has on the cover in the mirror and to my pleasent surprise i slightly did

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Many years ago whilst sitting with a large group of friends and family a girl came over and said to me wow you dont half look like rod steward. For 1 moment i was in heaven as rod was my hero.

My happiness soon died when my dad said what the hell you grinning at Rod is the ugliest bastard i have ever seen she is slagging you off mate.

Steve

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