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Men v the Toliet seat

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By *isexmistress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

What is it with grown men and hygeine?

a) Pissing over the toilet seat and not cleaning drips up! ( as lifting it would be way too considerate...i mean, way too hard..

b)Not closing the toilet seat lid when flushing ( see NCIS.. you wont be happy!)

c) Not washing their hands after going to the loo..?

I know ALL the guys here dont do any of the above (geddit;)

Do you know anyone with wee hands .. and i dont mean `small` ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

/me wonders why modern homes don't have proper urinals installed

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By * e coupleCouple
over a year ago

northeast

I'm driver use services toilets a lot and the am out of times I go for a pee then wash my hands and dry them and the amount of men that come in pee then walk out is staggering , what's point me washing mine ! I usually get toilet roll out cubicle and use it to open the door letting it fall to the floor as I exit ,

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I wonder why women don't leave the toilet seat up for me, it's so annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women do that too. Especially not washing their hands. Public women's loo's are grotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does everyone not sit? That what a toilet is designed for ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well house trained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder why women don't leave the toilet seat up for me, it's so annoying. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piss in the sink, saves the Mrs moaning about the bog seat

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x"

Well, they DO go in pairs. I'm guessing one would have to stand?

But I agree with the OP, especially about not closing the lid before you flush. The amount of germs and bacteria contained in the water vapor when you flush is incredible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x"

Snail trail as they stand up???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x"

It's women who don't "blot" properly, or have no paper who still drip when they stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women still shit in the washbasins?

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

my ex wife was a dirty bitch, every time i pissed in the sink it was full of dishes.ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x"

Bad enough when there's piss all over the seat and you end up with wet back legs. That's why I always wipe the seat first before sitting down. My mum taught me that.

P

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"It's the piss on the seat in WOMEN's toilets I don't get...

And I mean proper yellow piss, not just possible splash-back from the toilet.

You sit...how the fuck do you miss?!!

- Amy. x

Well, they DO go in pairs. I'm guessing one would have to stand?

But I agree with the OP, especially about not closing the lid before you flush. The amount of germs and bacteria contained in the water vapor when you flush is incredible. "

As bad as the germs on the crusty "shit brush" beside the loo...

Any home I move into, it's the very first thing that get's thrown out.

Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I agree with the OP, especially about not closing the lid before you flush. The amount of germs and bacteria contained in the water vapor when you flush is incredible. "

That urban legend was busted on Mythbusters, they put toothbrushes at various distances from the studio toilet, then later they tested them for bacteria there was traces in more or less the same concentration on all of them, including the ones under a glass dome in a separate room.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Also, if flushing the loo caused such explosive contamination, the cover would need radioactive decommissioning following a flush. I would not want to be the one to lift it, without protective clothing on. If you keep your loo clean, anything coming out of you would not be so bad as to warrant serious hygiene measures above and beyond sensible. There is too much hygiene paranoia, though dirty people can keep out of my place.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished? "

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I still have a disabled over the loo seat thingy on my toilet from when I had my hip replacement (I've nowhere to store it and don't want to chuck it in case I have to have the other one done) so I don't ever put the bog lid down...as someone else said, if the amount of germs flying from the loo was that bad, we'd probably need hazmat suits to flush. I personally think that so long as you wash your hands you're probably not gonna choke from leaving the karzy seat up

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By *isexmistress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

Lol some great posts ...

I was chatting to a friend who said he will use the pub loo,and while washing and drying his hands three guys will come in ,piss and leave,without doing the same .. Then he has to wait for someone to come in so he can dart out the door without touching shit,er it,the door..

FFS, these guys are somebodys; partner/fb.meet off here!!!!

No wonder pubs stopped doing beer nuts..

Buffet anyone ?

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By *isexmistress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"I'm driver use services toilets a lot and the am out of times I go for a pee then wash my hands and dry them and the amount of men that come in pee then walk out is staggering , what's point me washing mine ! I usually get toilet roll out cubicle and use it to open the door letting it fall to the floor as I exit , "

YOU are welcome at Mistress Mansions anytime !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed."

I'm tempted to toilet train my cat! You can get kits on amazon to train them to shit in the toilet xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed."

Same the cat seems to think its the perfect place to get a drink

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed.

I'm tempted to toilet train my cat! You can get kits on amazon to train them to shit in the toilet xD "

Mine would fall in. And then come and get into bed with me.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed.

Same the cat seems to think its the perfect place to get a drink "

Mine would fall in if they tried to do this too, I suspect. They're airheads.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I wee in the plantpots, well you have to try and conserve water these days

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By *isexmistress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"I wee in the plantpots, well you have to try and conserve water these days "

I bet your tomatoes taste a little `zesty`

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet the funny thing is half the people posting on this are into rimming !! mao !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you put the toilet seat down when you flush darling, don't want my toothbrush getting and vapours on..... Then get your arse in here and let me tongue it!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell all that to the woman who once told me to hold her bag whilst she went for a piss in between two cars. And to this day i don't even know who the hell she was - some total stranger!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Tell all that to the woman who once told me to hold her bag whilst she went for a piss in between two cars. And to this day i don't even know who the hell she was - some total stranger!

"

Was it a cold day and did you watch the steam rising?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Why do women not put the toilet lid down when they're finished?

I do. I'm conditioned by having cats who might be daft enough to jump in to the toilet if the lid wasn't closed.

Same the cat seems to think its the perfect place to get a drink "

I used to have one who was.part Van cat and was obsessed by water. He was convinced that the toilet was a source of running water (therefore fresh) so was desperate for the opportunity to drink from it. After barely catching him one time I soon learnt to put the lid down every time!

A case of pet house training owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think that must be why my cat does it, strange creatures haha x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My cat would pee in there, but not take a dump- can imagine they like the right surface to brace themselves for the latter. She was a girl cat, not some rampant stray tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us males have to put toilet seat up after you women so you guys can do the same in return

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