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The unspeakable bounder!

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update!

I'm appalled, as I liked it.

Who has incurred your ire today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salma Hayek took out an injunction against me. Stuck up cow!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Salma Hayek took out an injunction against me. Stuck up cow! "

She does that to everyone. She's just playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can't say, no really I'm not allowed to

Ooh I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salma Hayek took out an injunction against me. Stuck up cow!

She does that to everyone. She's just playing hard to get "

You were stealing my knickers off the washing line!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update!

I'm appalled, as I liked it.

Who has incurred your ire today? "

Same has happened to me on here type a reply to a thread and then post it and it comes up on the screen thread removed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep with the radio on and woke up to Geoffrey Boycott *shudders*

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Just the usual - chippy minor council officials with the classic 'jobs worth' attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has happened to me on here recently. Can't say too much, but my reply makes no sense now , due to others being retracted

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .

Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep with the radio on and woke up to Geoffrey Boycott *shudders*"

Did he have his droopy lip on your knob???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep with the radio on and woke up to Geoffrey Boycott *shudders*

Did he have his droopy lip on your knob??? "
could be worse, it could have been Jo good on BBC London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update!

I'm appalled, as I liked it.

Who has incurred your ire today?

Same has happened to me on here type a reply to a thread and then post it and it comes up on the screen thread removed! "

They are the best, you can make up anything you like and it looks like a quote of the deleted message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went shopping for man-clothes today. The tedious makers of man-clothes have incurred my wrath. Monochromatic singular style check shirt making jizz moppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .

Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...

"

Crumbs.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .

Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...

"

Hmmmm what substance could you insert into a tube of shaving geo to best effect?

You want something that lingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door who are on holiday and left no 1 son home alone, loved being woken at 2.30 am and it's now 6.30 am and all is quiet, least I got my ironing all done

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