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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fab forum party night....so get your drinks at the ready and get your dancing shoes on because we know how to throw a parrrrrtty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've even got a bottle of WKD tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab forum party night....so get your drinks at the ready and get your dancing shoes on because we know how to throw a parrrrrtty

Can we have an outside party, its too hot to be inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've broken my little toe so I won't be dancing, but can I please have a frozen margarita.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fab forum party night....so get your drinks at the ready and get your dancing shoes on because we know how to throw a parrrrrtty

Can we have an outside party, its too hot to be inside!

Yup I have outdoor seating available

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think I've broken my little toe so I won't be dancing, but can I please have a frozen margarita. "

Here you go gorgeous don't get brain freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first drink in weeks,

I apologise now if i get to d*unk/flirty/randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need just ice....need to cool down. My thoughts have made me too hot, never mind the weather

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My first drink in weeks,

I apologise now if i get to d*unk/flirty/randy

Are you feeling randy baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather be going to a real party....but this will do I guess.....bucket of gin pink grapefruit and tonic for me please.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd rather be going to a real party....but this will do I guess.....bucket of gin pink grapefruit and tonic for me please."

OMG that sounds a really nice drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather be going to a real party....but this will do I guess.....bucket of gin pink grapefruit and tonic for me please.

OMG that sounds a really nice drink

It really is

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Any jd back there ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first drink in weeks,

I apologise now if i get to d*unk/flirty/randy

Are you feeling randy baby

A few drinks down me and i'm almost anybody's, Its been a few weeks for the other as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any jd back there ????"

Oh bugger it I'll join you on tge JD ...... lots of ice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I've broken my little toe so I won't be dancing, but can I please have a frozen margarita.

Here you go gorgeous don't get brain freeze

Nice one

bottoms up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first drink in weeks,

I apologise now if i get to d*unk/flirty/randy

Are you feeling randy baby

A few drinks down me and i'm almost anybody's, Its been a few weeks for the other as well

A few weeks....if only

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm off out, so I'll miss this party. I'm just struggling to decide what to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very stiff thighs from the weeks gym exertions so I'll plonk meself on the bean bag in the corner. Massage very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will drink orange juice. Have work in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great forum party. I'm out !!

First time on a Saturday night in ages.

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have a great forum party. I'm out !!

First time on a Saturday night in ages.

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!! "

Clothes would help lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!! "

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Fosters for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of rosé, and I'm happy to offer massages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of rosé, and I'm happy to offer massages

A massage yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

There seems to be a theme here

Black dress with leopard print heels

Blue dress with blues make print heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

There seems to be a theme here

Black dress with leopard print heels

Blue dress with blues make print heels. "

Snake even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And lovely avatar miss cheeky

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

There seems to be a theme here

Black dress with leopard print heels

Blue dress with blues make print heels.

Snake even"

Black dress with leopard print

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And lovely avatar miss cheeky

Thank you lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private messages,

I like a bit of d*unk banter or even some juicy gossip

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

There seems to be a theme here

Black dress with leopard print heels

Blue dress with blues make print heels.

Snake even

Black dress with leopard print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something warm and wet for me please, failing that I'll have a cold lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just deciding what to wear

Help!!!!

I'm deciding between an animal print top and an animal print dress. How about you?

There seems to be a theme here

Black dress with leopard print heels

Blue dress with blues make print heels.

Snake even

Black dress with leopard print

I decided blue as a lot wear black and blue after my name.

Black and blue underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even got a bottle of WKD tonight

share if its the Blue one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even got a bottle of WKD tonight

share if its the Blue one

It's not it's the irn bru one sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a double vodka, lime & lemonade please, plenty of ice as it's so hot tonight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a soft drink for me please, I drank far to much last night and I'm still recovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even got a bottle of WKD tonight

share if its the Blue one

It's not it's the irn bru one sorry

Yuckety doo da.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

Yes please

Budge up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

Yes please

Budge up then

You forgot about my massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

Yes please

Budge up then

Oops you dropped the soap - i'll get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for two more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please I've just got in from work and could I use your shower first

Need your back washing??

Yes please

Budge up then

You forgot about my massage

Sorry, I'm on my way

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Every night is party night when the world cup's on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 beers down and i already feel d*unk,

Anymore and i will be sending my private pics in pm's

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got a vodka and red bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a vodka and red bull

I can never sleep when i mix them two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab forum party night....so get your drinks at the ready and get your dancing shoes on because we know how to throw a parrrrrtty

Do I really have to find my shoes out? There is also no way in hell I'm dancing, I do believe several of you witnessed my severe allergic reaction to dance floors at Xtasia!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No party here because my parents are over.

I might have a drinkie or two when they leave but that probably won't be until about 10pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone toodle of to the bar for me please, brandy and babycham this time please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on water or dc at the moment. No drinks for 8 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone toodle of to the bar for me please, brandy and babycham this time please. "

I'll bring it right over

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Can I have a vodka and diet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone toodle of to the bar for me please, brandy and babycham this time please.

I'll bring it right over

Cheers big ears

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By *leasuresharerMan
over a year ago

southampton

Hi all

Dancing shoes - check

Smart threads - check

Cool tunes - check

Best cheeky grin - check

Ice cold glass of champagne - pass one along please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if your sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger beer gone,

Time for some vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck in the bean bag, anyone wanna get me some drinks....................pweetttty pweeeese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a vodka and diet please

Yes miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck in the bean bag, anyone wanna get me some drinks....................pweetttty pweeeese

Drinks and massage coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry we're late, had to put kids to bed, what have we missed? Oh, jd and and bacardi and cokr whoever is buying please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry we're late, had to put kids to bed, what have we missed? Oh, jd and and bacardi and cokr whoever is buying please

You can put it on my tab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry we're late, had to put kids to bed, what have we missed? Oh, jd and and bacardi and cokr whoever is buying please

You can put it on my tab

What a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck in the bean bag, anyone wanna get me some drinks....................pweetttty pweeeese

Drinks and massage coming up

Yay! Don't you go groping while your rubbing....................

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Prosecco and Creme de cassis anyone? Boozy Ribena!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please keep the noise down

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

bottle of pernod and a long straw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i start taking my clothes of someone take me aside and have a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm supposed to be dieting, but fuck it - can I please have a vodka and diet (that's close enough)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing like a loony

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Woo hooo party time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing like a loony

You're still better than me - I'm dancing like my dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won on the bandit earlier so im chillin in bed on bbc player with 6 cans of fosters waiting for my sausage sarnies to cook to chill out on my tod tonight anyobe want to come round for a spooning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won on the bandit earlier so im chillin in bed on bbc player with 6 cans of fosters waiting for my sausage sarnies to cook to chill out on my tod tonight anyobe want to come round for a spooning.

Go on then, as long as I can be little spoon

Miss S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've even got a bottle of WKD tonight

Me too

the blue one x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm on water or dc at the moment. No drinks for 8 weeks. "

Yay!!! Designated driver for 8 weeks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can't do this by myself

All of these problems, they're all in your head

And I can't be somebody else

You took something perfect and painted it red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have an orange juice please and is there anyone fancy a slow dance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won on the bandit earlier so im chillin in bed on bbc player with 6 cans of fosters waiting for my sausage sarnies to cook to chill out on my tod tonight anyobe want to come round for a spooning.

Go on then, as long as I can be little spoon

Miss S"
definitely be round in 5 mmins lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had Pernod so I sooooo want to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG webe had a family get together.....one pissed jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on water or dc at the moment. No drinks for 8 weeks.

Yay!!! Designated driver for 8 weeks!!!"

Yay no playing bump the Kerbs for 8 weeks!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I felt the urge for salmon pate and hummus on crackerbread but my food processor had conked out...just back from 50 mile round trip to Tesco to purchase Food processor and missing ingredients and now stuffing my face and chilling with my homemade spreads and a bottle of Stella that jumped into my basket

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My parents have now left.

I can't decide between cracking open a drinkie or going to bed.

I'm just soooo rock 'n' roll!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a lovely time, thanks for inviting me but I really must go now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I felt the urge for salmon pate and hummus on crackerbread but my food processor had conked out...just back from 50 mile round trip to Tesco to purchase Food processor and missing ingredients and now stuffing my face and chilling with my homemade spreads and a bottle of Stella that jumped into my basket

You must really like your snackadoodles.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you live on an island?? Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am late, but only want a cuppa, I won't say much, I will just sit in the corner with a nice Yorkshire brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am late, but only want a cuppa, I won't say much, I will just sit in the corner with a nice Yorkshire brew.

Make me one of those please, I'm laying on the sofa in the Corner

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am late, but only want a cuppa, I won't say much, I will just sit in the corner with a nice Yorkshire brew.

Make me one of those please, I'm laying on the sofa in the Corner

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I didn't make it.....get ya own.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I am late, but only want a cuppa, I won't say much, I will just sit in the corner with a nice Yorkshire brew.

You'll be lucky iv been waiting for a jd for 2 bloody hours

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You must really like your snackadoodles. "

I could have got ready made at local shop (for local people) but I just wanted to make my own cos it's a lot healthier...anyhow, was only sitting perving the forums so a run out along the coast was nice

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Do you live on an island?? Lol "

Weirdly enough, the Tesco I went to would only be about 4 miles away if I had a boat to sail across the Estuary (or if the damn councils built the fecking bridge we've been asking for for a hundred fecking years)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a refill as well,

Vodka please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Heres truble

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Heres truble

Watch it you! I'm still intending on being on my best behaviour next weekend but any more cheek off you and I may change my mind

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Heres truble

Watch it you! I'm still intending on being on my best behaviour next weekend but any more cheek off you and I may change my mind

Caz, let's face it, you are never on your best behaviour!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Heres truble

Watch it you! I'm still intending on being on my best behaviour next weekend but any more cheek off you and I may change my mind

Caz, let's face it, you are never on your best behaviour!

It's just that my ONLY behaviour is bad

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Build your own like the Top Gear team did building a bridge over the river cock.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Do you live on an island?? Lol

Build your own like the Top Gear team did building a bridge over the river cock.

Damn good idea...right, I've found me B&D Workmate, just need a few 4 mile long bits of 2x4 and I'm sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe bugger.....I've missed it! Was ironing. Why didn't somebody bip me??

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