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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Bear with me here but it suddenly struck me on Friday morning that making love to my wife - who I love very much, we just don't see eye to eye when it comes to sex - is like watching England at the World Cup.

Pre making love I'm full of hope and despite what's happened before I hope that this time will be different (just like the WC) foreplay starts and her head goes down towards my cock but as ever it's just kisses not really tongues and definitely not an open mouth (the good build up play breaks down at the vital moment and we go one down).

Now I start to work on her pussy and she gets really wet and turned on (the equaliser) but she can't keep it going and wants my cock inside her now!!

And so she climbs on and rides me to a mutual climax - which is great but ultimately predictable from start to finish just like England and I'm left with the hope that next time will be different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the manager, try some different tactics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear....... no comment!! Think this could turn into a blood bath .... good luck !!! ya gonna need it when the forum police arrive lol!!!!

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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"You're the manager, try some different tactics then "

I wanted to try playing in the hole but she didn't

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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"oh dear....... no comment!! Think this could turn into a blood bath .... good luck !!! ya gonna need it when the forum police arrive lol!!!! "

Haha was it something I said

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Get yourself off for an early shower and bring a sub on.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"You're the manager, try some different tactics then

I wanted to try playing in the hole but she didn't "
lol like that

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"oh dear....... no comment!! Think this could turn into a blood bath .... good luck !!! ya gonna need it when the forum police arrive lol!!!! "
lol oh yes indeedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bear with me here but it suddenly struck me on Friday morning that making love to my wife - who I love very much, we just don't see eye to eye when it comes to sex - is like watching England at the World Cup.

Pre making love I'm full of hope and despite what's happened before I hope that this time will be different (just like the WC) foreplay starts and her head goes down towards my cock but as ever it's just kisses not really tongues and definitely not an open mouth (the good build up play breaks down at the vital moment and we go one down).

Now I start to work on her pussy and she gets really wet and turned on (the equaliser) but she can't keep it going and wants my cock inside her now!!

And so she climbs on and rides me to a mutual climax - which is great but ultimately predictable from start to finish just like England and I'm left with the hope that next time will be different.

"
She may be looking to make a substitution herself

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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Before the forum police arrive my tongue is firmly in my cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the forum police arrive my tongue is firmly in my cheek "
too late runnnnnnnnnn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe mention going on a swingers site and meeting couples to add a bit of spice to your marriage

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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"Before the forum police arrive my tongue is firmly in my cheek too late runnnnnnnnnn lol "

I'd prefer it to be in my wife's cheek though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows what happens when England play poorly...........

They sack the crap manager and bring a foreigner in. Good luck with finding the new job OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself off for an early shower and bring a sub on. "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bear with me here but it suddenly struck me on Friday morning that making love to my wife - who I love very much, we just don't see eye to eye when it comes to sex - is like watching England at the World Cup.

Pre making love I'm full of hope and despite what's happened before I hope that this time will be different (just like the WC) foreplay starts and her head goes down towards my cock but as ever it's just kisses not really tongues and definitely not an open mouth (the good build up play breaks down at the vital moment and we go one down).

Now I start to work on her pussy and she gets really wet and turned on (the equaliser) but she can't keep it going and wants my cock inside her now!!

And so she climbs on and rides me to a mutual climax - which is great but ultimately predictable from start to finish just like England and I'm left with the hope that next time will be different.

She may be looking to make a substitution herself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the forum police arrive my tongue is firmly in my cheek too late runnnnnnnnnn lol

I'd prefer it to be in my wife's cheek though.... "

ah he didn't run lol.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A married man with a single profile on fab whose wife DOES have sex with him ....... is this a first forumites?

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By *estlands4 OP   Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"A married man with a single profile on fab whose wife DOES have sex with him ....... is this a first forumites?"

I try to be as truthful as I can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A married man with a single profile on fab whose wife DOES have sex with him ....... is this a first forumites?

I try to be as truthful as I can be "

Ooooh don't use the T word.....!!!

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