FabSwingers.com forum: Does your home have a doorbell?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Or knockers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

knockers

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bell or Knocker!.........Which one is the best??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a button that you press

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy music?

Yeah i got a doorbell on my house matey,,,but which is best?

Ding dong or fancy music? lol

only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy music?

Yeah i got a doorbell on my house matey,,,but which is best?

Ding dong or fancy music? lol

only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!

Now how did i know you would put that

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

you take the high road or something like that... I try not to listen to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

Ronald? im loving it .

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

you take the high road or something like that... I try not to listen to it! "

Its not "Were on the road with Ally's army"?

Mine just goes ding dong!

I'm jealous now

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

Ronald? im loving it .

Not heard that what does it sound like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

Ronald? im loving it .

Not heard that what does it sound like?"

DING dong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have an actual bell which you ring :P

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Button which rings all the telephones in the house is also an intercom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conveyor belt lol xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

We didn't know our house had a doorbell until one day someone rang it....it was hidden at the side of the wood frame for someone reason........and the first person to ring it was the Avon lady ! no word of a lie either

Mind you, she did end up knocking on the door as we took no notice because we thought the ding dong was someone ringing a bell on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ours broke and we hav'nt replaced it........so much better that way

People that we know have always banged on the lounge window for some strange reason,ive never done that at anyone elses house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think doorbells have had their day now because i think they ar a bit oldfashioned in todays modern world.

just knock on a door or window simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bell or knocker on ours so you have to use your knuckles. doesn't sound as good on pvc as wood did though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah 2rite! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah 2rite! lol

Don't you think it sounds terrible knocking on a pvc door? I think i am going to going out and buy a bell now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i do! Or buy a better door! pmsl.

U see i like a pvc door i like a doorbell which is best?

only 1way to find out ----FIGHT!!!!

cu after the break!

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By *evadomCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

I dont have a doorbell or knockers...the only people who come to my door are trying to sell me some thing or trying to get me to change my gas/elec over!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people phone me before turning up then when they do they do either, depending on the time the arrive, buzz - live in a flat so need to open the main stair door, or just walk in if before 1pm cos of the service button opening the door until lunchtime.

Not had a doorbell since I was a child cos my mother thought it would be great to have some naff musical one till it rang all day, when the batteries died she refused to change them so we missed loads of door to door salesmen

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a button that you press

Does it go ding dong or play fancy

music?

it plays a fekkin scottish tune, not my choice it was left to me with the house.

What "Donald where's your trousers"?

you take the high road or something like that... I try not to listen to it! "

lol, Loch Lomond then!

I've got both...being greedy, my bell is a good old fashioned ding-dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we got a big dog with a loud bark and ears like fookin rada's. Anybody comes within 20yds of front door and he barks so loud the windows rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a doorbell....that barks, you should see faces when I open the door & there's no dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but it's hard to push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a doorbell but it doesn't work when you press the button. Instead it decides to randomly sound without the button being pressed when there's nobody at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine plays lots of tunes including the funeral march which is depressing and not good if you have someone visiting. I will have to change it i think

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We have a doorbell but it doesn't work when you press the button. Instead it decides to randomly sound without the button being pressed when there's nobody at the door

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some doorbells do that, you decide not to answer, but sometimes there IS somebody there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a doorbell but it doesn't work when you press the button. Instead it decides to randomly sound without the button being pressed when there's nobody at the door

some doorbells do that, you decide not to answer, but sometimes there IS somebody there

I'm too nosey not to look

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We have a doorbell but it doesn't work when you press the button. Instead it decides to randomly sound without the button being pressed when there's nobody at the door

some doorbells do that, you decide not to answer, but sometimes there IS somebody there

I'm too nosey not to look

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some people would be scarred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a large brass knocker on mine but its so noisy when someone uses it i am thinking of getting it taken off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in a village most people that know me open the door shout "hello, only me" and walk right in!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

got a buzzer at bottom of the close so i know is coming to see me lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It has a door bell.... how else will the butler know when to answer it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

lock and key here

think HM looks after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always fancied cctv fitting at the door then i could ask the Jehovah assault team to leave without having to answer the door.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

LOL

this thread has made me giggle.

Me here have a door bell that doesnt work - and if it did i wouold take the bloody batteries out.

I dont answer the door to anyone- unless i know you are coming and i will be looking out for you - so god help you if you are late!!!

At one of my last places the old lady used to knock on my door alot - she wuolod see my car there and know i was in, and would knock and knock til i answered.

Glad the fecking post man dont do that 0 he wouldhave 2 black eyes by now!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a ordinary ding dong doorbell .... I have the knockers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have a doorbell, but it doesn't work...even after changing the batteries.

...which explains why I'm developing knockers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mother has a 'ding dong' type doorbell and a few years ago had problems with the 'mystery' caller.

The bell would ring - no one there. A few minutes later, same again.

In the middle of the night 'ding dong' scared the crap out of her because there was never anyone there but the bell would ring ....

I had a think and a chat with her and eventually we realised that everytime it happened, it was also raining or damp outside

So off with the bell push to find that the water had been running down the back and had caused the contacs to corrode so badly that they were making an itermittent connection and causing the bloody bell to ring !

New bell push - problem solved - no more mystery callers

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"We have a ordinary ding dong doorbell .... I have the knockers

You certainly do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a ordinary ding dong doorbell .... I have the knockers

You certainly do!

Remember that song from the 90s----"You can ring my bell" classic lol

id ring any bell of swingers if it means im invited 4 fun! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Mother has a 'ding dong' type doorbell and a few years ago had problems with the 'mystery' caller.

The bell would ring - no one there. A few minutes later, same again.

In the middle of the night 'ding dong' scared the crap out of her because there was never anyone there but the bell would ring ....

I had a think and a chat with her and eventually we realised that everytime it happened, it was also raining or damp outside

New bell push - problem solved - no more mystery callers

mine is et to default to bark, but if someone signa, say their mobile or tom-tom or taxti radio sets if off it goes a different theme so I know it's never for me, bloody pest when happens in middle of night because forgot to turn it off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living in a village most people that know me open the door shout "hello, only me" and walk right in!

me too lol!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living in a village most people that know me open the door shout "hello, only me" and walk right in!

me too lol!! x"

N me n all! lol

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