FabSwingers.com forum: Selfie.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?

I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !

Let's face it the selfie is a conundrum for us all...pouty duck faces, zoomed in distorted squashed heads, scary looks and out of focus in your face penises which look like something out of the botanical gardens.

How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer on camera click and hope to be honest

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine are all done on my laptop with a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine were taken on my phone, but more by luck than judgement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timer on camera click and hope to be honest "

^ this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iPhone either wedged with self timer or held at a height ~ it's more luck than skill...

For face selfies look upto the camera every so slightly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?

I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !

How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ? "

My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices. "

This..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!"

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?

I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !

How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ?

My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good

Gimp"

You have a point...It scares me now when it snaps shut when flies land on it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine are flukes - but a 3 second countdown on PhotoBooth helps. Some positions I'd love to get into for photos but I can't get the laptop positioned right.

You could try shooting a hi-def video and then screen-shotting some good stills - I used to do that on my old couples account so we could both get in shot.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices. "

My timer goes up to 15 secs which is plenty of time not to have to panic, but getting the distance etc right can take a few goes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate."

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

You look like a pretty princess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are flukes - but a 3 second countdown on PhotoBooth helps. Some positions I'd love to get into for photos but I can't get the laptop positioned right.

You could try shooting a hi-def video and then screen-shotting some good stills - I used to do that on my old couples account so we could both get in shot."

I ain't going anywhere near High definition. ..have you seen the blemishes it shows up ?

Mmmm laptop pics this could be fun. There's some real creativity out there when you check some profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like. "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like. "

I rarely take myself seriously, even if I often appear to be a miserable git at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blu tac comes in handy too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like.

Go on then

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dare accepted...keep an eye out over the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blu tac comes in handy too!"
Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

You look like a pretty princess

I felt so glamorous stood in Poundland wearing that boa, Audrey Hepburn has nothing on me!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I take lots of selfies but mostly rubbish. Phone at arms length and try a variety of smikes poses and then laugh at myself after trying to look nice.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.

I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.

It was like the Benny Hill show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?

I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !

How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ?

My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good

Gimp

You have a point...It scares me now when it snaps shut when flies land on it."

I think your supposed to use Baby oil not Baby bio

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take lots of selfies but mostly rubbish. Phone at arms length and try a variety of smikes poses and then laugh at myself after trying to look nice."

this is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

You look like a pretty princess

I felt so glamorous stood in Poundland wearing that boa, Audrey Hepburn has nothing on me!"

More Wrong Direction than One Direction

Gimp

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can't seem to do it either, I can't get the angle right to take a good one of my face and my eyes end up looking wobbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead? "

Not exactly lol

A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.

I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.

It was like the Benny Hill show

Man that is genius with a capital G. I'm going to try sticking it on my back for some rear shot's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?

Not exactly lol

A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! "
you've spent time thinking about this. I see you have used a hammer to nail your camera to the wall also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!

I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.

That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...

It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like.

Go on then

dare accepted...keep an eye out over the weekend.

I'll look forward to it, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?

Not exactly lol

A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! you've spent time thinking about this. I see you have used a hammer to nail your camera to the wall also

that's to keep naughty men in check lol

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Mine are mostly done with laptop and timer or phone. Its quite hard doing them yourself takes a good few shots.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I'm out, I find someone to be my photo-bitch for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.

I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.

It was like the Benny Hill show

Good thinking that Man

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I'm out, I find someone to be my photo-bitch for the night

Ahh but asking someone else to take the pics means it's not a selfie young man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?

Not exactly lol

that's to keep naughty men in check lol

That makes sense ...I always bring a chainsaw to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

natural lighting, self viewing camera

all my pics are taken by me on a mobile phone

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"it's not a selfie young man."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's not a selfie young man.

Yeah ok I didn't quite deliver that line with panache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As well as the tradional arm outstretched method timer(phone or camera) or I can connect the camera & phone by WiFi & control the camera from the phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the tips I have added my selfie. I do enjoy perusing all of yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Thanks for all the tips I have added my selfie. I do enjoy perusing all of yours."

Outstanding!...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" Thanks for all the tips I have added my selfie. I do enjoy perusing all of yours."

I like

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Timer on camera click and hope to be honest "

This is what I do, sone of rhe failure shots are quite funny, as you are trying to get into position and things.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Very good selfie, now we will recognise you anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very good selfie, now we will recognise you anywhere

At least I can prove I have a foot ! Apparently a lot of women are after men with one.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Very good selfie, now we will recognise you anywhere

At least I can prove I have a foot ! Apparently a lot of women are after men with one."

half a foot does nicely too

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