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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He tells you not to cut your hair because then he won't be able to pull it when he's fucking you from behind!

A man with priorities like that must be a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when he tells you not to lose too much weight as he likes the ripple effect your ass makes as he spanks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say that romance is Dead

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or when he tells you not to lose too much weight as he likes the ripple effect your ass makes as he spanks you

Haha

mine just likes me being fat because I'm good for cuddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lay in bed while he makes breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't let you run away, is genuinely concerned about you when ill or upset.

Thinks outside the box when choosing a birthday gift.

Knows you well enough to read any little signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh at offers to go and get Mcdonalds breakfast at 5am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He tells you not to cut your hair because then he won't be able to pull it when he's fucking you from behind!

A man with priorities like that must be a keeper!

My last fb asked me not to cut my hair mind you I did say as long as he left his chest hair alone I wouldn't cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lay in bed while he makes breakfast

Jealous

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When you know your session will be so long he gets in drinks and snacks for the breaks from shagging.

If my FB started getting lovey dovey I would be

. As long as I get a good going over every two weeks or so then I'm fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lay in bed while he makes breakfast

Jealous

There's some left if you want to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And they say that romance is Dead

Gimp

who needs romance when u can have friendship and fucking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

she doesnt through a complete wobbler when your car wont start in the middle of a forest in the middle of the night

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

He tells you to stfu when moaning about me wobbly bits and provides triffle for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wears lingerie in your favourite colour, even though it's not her favourite outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears lingerie in your favourite colour, even though it's not her favourite outfit.

You're not getting me in the Arsenal kit though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What's an FB not had one of them in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an FB not had one of them in a while

Full Back. England doesn't have any apparently :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears lingerie in your favourite colour, even though it's not her favourite outfit.

He wears your lingerie and thigh boots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clearly we've all got keepers!

Remind me, why aren't we in relationships with these people?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Clearly we've all got keepers!

Remind me, why aren't we in relationships with these people?

Because relationships bring a whole lot of crap with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know your session will be so long he gets in drinks and snacks for the breaks from shagging.

If my FB started getting lovey dovey I would be

. As long as I get a good going over every two weeks or so then I'm fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never go soft on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She enjoys rimming you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when she says 'i miss having your hair getting stuck in my earrings when you get on top'.

Hence, i'm growing my hair again now.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"What's an FB not had one of them in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fucks me how I want, when we can and we expect nothing else and don't have to explain a thing to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He doesn't let you run away, is genuinely concerned about you when ill or upset.

Thinks outside the box when choosing a birthday gift.

Knows you well enough to read any little signs. "

Jeez my husband isn't even that sensitive!!!

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Or when he tells you not to lose too much weight as he likes the ripple effect your ass makes as he spanks you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Clearly we've all got keepers!

Remind me, why aren't we in relationships with these people?

Because I'd kill him within the week. Just a shag every week or so and I'm happy.

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