FabSwingers.com forum: spunk keeps her looking young

By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

iv just posted that my mrs ,jane has my spunk on her breakky [cerials] or in her orange juice/milk every morning and has for 25 yrs , she loves wanking cock and milkes me every morning erection ..shes 53 and looks 40 ..no kidding ,that's fact ...

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

In your opinion. Which is fair enough.

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

I suppose I am a little bias ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidence maybe. She might just have good genes

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Lol nothing wrong with your mrs , but by that assumption then my mrs looks 30 lol. Oi oi less of it lol

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Jane looks gorgeous...

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

she has got good jeans , you see guys staring at her all the time in them !

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Take note ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was you id check her age as profile says 51 your saying 53 can just see you running to garage 12 red rosses please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, as they say 'every little helps'

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

it does not update your age automatically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well she still dont look 51

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

weather it works or not for real ...im not complaining,maybe its just good stufflol !her sister is 2 yrs older and looks 60 ,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"it does not update your age automatically "

Yes it does

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Jane looks gorgeous..."

Her body does look good bit can't tell how old she looks just from her body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk in her cereals or orange juice lmao

Where do you people come up with this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They read it on back of one of the box's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless if whether there's any truth in it or not, and I do enjoy spunk now and then there us no way I would want it all over my breakfast thank you!...I think I'll stick to rubbing olay on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking the sperm would curdle in the OJ ~ gotta stop thinking so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking the sperm would curdle in the OJ ~ gotta stop thinking so much!

Bleughhh....like Bailey's does and turns into a brain like blob in it...I feel queazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking the sperm would curdle in the OJ ~ gotta stop thinking so much!

I was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Just gone off milk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's her favourite cereal? Bust A Nut Cheerios?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Just gone off milk xx"

Er ill have you know Danny's man

Milk is par excellent!

Some people are sooo fussy! Sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte with a splash of spunk?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

No thank you! And I don't like my eggs scrambled either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte with a splash of spunk?!

A frothy coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

Another fussy bugger! No pleasing some folk!

No thank you! And I don't like my eggs scrambled either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

Another fussy bugger! No pleasing some folk!

No thank you! And I don't like my eggs scrambled either

See quite above lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

Another fussy bugger! No pleasing some folk!

No thank you! And I don't like my eggs scrambled either

See quite above lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean

I have to keep empty milk cartons... To refill?

biscuits are optional is you come over for a cuppa

Thank god I drink black coffee

Oj ?

ok now I'm making myself feel quite nauseous

Another fussy bugger! No pleasing some folk!

No thank you! And I don't like my eggs scrambled either

Don't you ever wonder what those white bits in scrambled eggs are ?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

More Pornflakes than Cornflakes...

Not for me thanks but glad it works for you guys

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

like I said , i'm not complaining , and if you look at the studies done on spunk , you will see its packed with essential minerals you don't find these days in most foods , do some homework ....

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"like I said , i'm not complaining , and if you look at the studies done on spunk , you will see its packed with essential minerals you don't find these days in most foods , do some homework ...."

It could be the fountain of youth but I think it tastes gross and wouldn't spoil my porridge with it *gags at the very thought*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a way to ruin your Weetabix

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol"

I don't... having said that, Zed is partial to swallowing a load or two and looks young for his age so there may be something in it.

I'll just have to look like the crypt keeper though as I hate the stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer it shooting straight into my mouth

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

correction here ...saying she has it with her brekky, .6 times out of 10 she takes it hot and straight from cock ,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have to say in sub mode, the thought of being made to eat a dinner covered in cum is quite hot although in reality I don't like it from anywhere but the source lol

I couldn't snowball or lick it off anywhere and have to wipe it off me as soon as we're done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can have my juice any day mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol"

As someone put it so well on another thread.....

"Prefer it straight from the source"

and yes it is does contain certain minerals which are good for the skin.

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol

As someone put it so well on another thread.....

"Prefer it straight from the source"

and yes it is does contain certain minerals which are good for the skin."
thank you ,at last a sensible quote

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over a year ago

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

ps ...jane has been known to take more than one mineral shot a day ....from the same fountain of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol

As someone put it so well on another thread.....

"Prefer it straight from the source"

and yes it is does contain certain minerals which are good for the skin.thank you ,at last a sensible quote"

ha ha. .... You started it by talking about having spunk on your breakfast!!! How can you expect sensible comments from that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that depends on weather you like spunk or not ...don't you think ...maybe you don't then .lol"

Well I am

Partial... But not on my brekkie

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

you only get sense from sensible people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sensible is spunking on breakfast consider me insane

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

consider it done ,and thanks for your contribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got most thinking of other additives beside sugar !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be like that I'm only joking. Too much spunk on your weetobix this morn?

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

noooo straight from the fountain this morn , full of natural goodness ..no sugar ,no e numbers , millions of live heathy cultures , a bit like a gallon of yakult lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"you only get sense from sensible people "

Not sure how expressing an opinion makes someone 'not sensible'

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"noooo straight from the fountain this morn , full of natural goodness ..no sugar ,no e numbers , millions of live heathy cultures , a bit like a gallon of yakult lol"

I'm with you on the YAK bit

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

depends on the opinion ,...silly quips are of no use to anyone , and most ..not even funny ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been called sensible for years!

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

double sensible I would say ,looking at that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have soft skin on my face and boobs

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"I do have soft skin on my face and boobs

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seeeee ,told you so

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

have to leave it there guys , thanks for the lively debate , we have to go ..bye all xxx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can appreciate cum on cereals, mixed with milk, but surely in an acid fruit juice base it does not quite seem right. Patent your spunk if it has magical properties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it does not update your age automatically

Yes it does"

If you put the cost DOB in to begin with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it does not update your age automatically "

Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"depends on the opinion ,...silly quips are of no use to anyone , and most ..not even funny , "

Let's be honest a thread claiming that consuming spunk with your breakfast ceral and fruit juice is the key to eternal youth is unlikely to provoke informed or intelligent debate

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"iv just posted that my mrs ,jane has my spunk on her breakky [cerials] or in her orange juice/milk every morning and has for 25 yrs , she loves wanking cock and milkes me every morning erection ..shes 53 and looks 40 ..no kidding ,that's fact ..."
don't it make the orange juice curdle?! Ps having an active sex life keeps you young... Good for the mind, body and soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do have soft skin on my face and boobs

seeeee ,told you so"

Topical application,not ingesting I propose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should write to myth busters I'd live to see them test that one in sky lol

Anyway is this a form of marketing? Are you about to bottle it and take it to the Dragons Den !!!

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"depends on the opinion ,...silly quips are of no use to anyone , and most ..not even funny ,

Let's be honest a thread claiming that consuming spunk with your breakfast ceral and fruit juice is the key to eternal youth is unlikely to provoke informed or intelligent debate"
whos claiming eternal youth , it works for us after 25 yrs,in our opinion , do your homework and look it up up before making illiterate remarks ...get the scientific facts !!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"depends on the opinion ,...silly quips are of no use to anyone , and most ..not even funny ,

Let's be honest a thread claiming that consuming spunk with your breakfast ceral and fruit juice is the key to eternal youth is unlikely to provoke informed or intelligent debatewhos claiming eternal youth , it works for us after 25 yrs,in our opinion , do your homework and look it up up before making illiterate remarks ...get the scientific facts !! "

Why are you being so hostile?

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"depends on the opinion ,...silly quips are of no use to anyone , and most ..not even funny ,

Why are you being so hostile?

whats hostile about that ...read up ,get the facts ,then comment and have a sensible debate we only posted it as we think its done jane some good after having meningitis at 25 ,and us both being sex mad ,jane loving cum , and we read a lot ...we decided it could be beneficial , other than odd colds ,shes never had a days illness since ..and does look 15 yrs younger than her age , we don't really care what other people think of it , just wanted to share it with other cum loving ...men and women "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

no you didnt, you posyed it becauseyou thought that everyone would go 'phwoar yeah she's fit.....lov to give her some of my spunk to keep her young!' which is perfectly fine but then, when you didnt get the replies you had hoped or you got narky.

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"no you didnt, you posyed it becauseyou thought that everyone would go 'phwoar yeah she's fit.....lov to give her some of my spunk to keep her young!' which is perfectly fine but then, when you didnt get the replies you had hoped or you got narky."
lol your funny

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the point is that even if she does look younger than her years, most of us can't verify that. And you can't say categorically that it is the spunky breakfast that can take the glory for it, even if she does look younger than her years. For that reason, spunky orange juice isn't for me. I'm out!!

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By *kypemejane1 OP Man
over a year ago

mids

"But the point is that even if she does look younger than her years, most of us can't verify that. And you can't say categorically that it is the spunky breakfast that can take the glory for it, even if she does look younger than her years. For that reason, spunky orange juice isn't for me. I'm out!!"
that's very true ,I cannot say its the spunk , ..I did say in my opinion , and you would need to be a lover of the white stuff anyway ,which jane always has been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's be honest a thread claiming that consuming spunk with your breakfast ceral and fruit juice is the key to eternal youth is unlikely to provoke informed or intelligent debatewhos claiming eternal youth , it works for us after 25 yrs,in our opinion , do your homework and look it up up before making illiterate remarks ...get the scientific facts !! "

Well I think it's fantastic! Spunk has been proven to be good for 99% of girls/women, apart from the few who are genuinely allergic to it. Nothing wrong with a bit of cum on food now and then, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer it on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil of U-Lay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I used to date a girl who LOVED my fresh cum on her food, whether it was a bar of chocolate, toast, a pudding, it didn't matter. Certainly a little kinky, but perfectly normal between consenting adults. To those who DO enjoy it, I say "good on you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could open a cum restaurant for those who indulge.

Alongside small dishes of ketchup etc, you could have a wee bowl of jizz for self pouring?

Who couldn't envisage the waiter enquiring whether the lady wishes for spunk on her halibut?

It's also claimed that what you eat alters the 'taste' so a range of semen 'sauces' could be available.

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