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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning everyone hope you all have a great fun filled day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone hope you all have a great fun filled day "

Erm fun filled night so maybe its bedtime. Have a great day or sleep all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everyone hope you all have a great fun filled day

Erm fun filled night so maybe its bedtime. Have a great day or sleep all x"

You get yourself to bed then for some much needed sleep, if thats the case

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Whilst I accept the concept of morning, I've been on a night shift, so it is now my evening.

I have been trying to write a new rota all shift, and it is annoying the crap out of me.

I am now just whiling away the last few hours of my shift on here, and doing some cross stitch to calm my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst I accept the concept of morning, I've been on a night shift, so it is now my evening.

I have been trying to write a new rota all shift, and it is annoying the crap out of me.

I am now just whiling away the last few hours of my shift on here, and doing some cross stitch to calm my mind. "

If it's any consolation I'm just about to set off and do a 12 hr shift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x"

Morning Kelly

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Morning All!

It looks to be a good day today; pity I will be asleep all day, getting rested prior to the last night of Royal Ascot.

Have a FAB day whatever you are doing, but remember, be careful out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning fuckwits the days nearly over for me a 38 mile dash home an bed im shagged an sadly nothing like the good kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR"

You go get em girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fuckwits the days nearly over for me a 38 mile dash home an bed im shagged an sadly nothing like the good kind "

Never mind bloody sleep get your arse here and exterminate these slugs

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

morning all you gorgeous people!!

i've been up all night so may as well stay up a bit longer.. might go and grab a couple of beers and have a good old perv on here before i finally head off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all you gorgeous people!!

i've been up all night so may as well stay up a bit longer.. might go and grab a couple of beers and have a good old perv on here before i finally head off to bed "

You can come here and help kill the worlds slug population in our garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

morning. lying here wondering why I'm awake soooo early but loving that I can stay snuggled up with hubby today cuz its the weekend mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all - 2 hours of night shift to go... And then to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld "

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good sunny morning from the south coast .... wishing everyone a happy and safe weekend !

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

oooohh let me grab an air gun and make up some salt pellets.. we can torture the little bastards together then burn them on a bonfire while dancing naked and chanting round it.. all their little creepy sluggy families can watch on in horror at what they have to look forward to if they try to invade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ladies...gents...and all in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooohh let me grab an air gun and make up some salt pellets.. we can torture the little bastards together then burn them on a bonfire while dancing naked and chanting round it.. all their little creepy sluggy families can watch on in horror at what they have to look forward to if they try to invade "

Thats the ticket. Family who live in northampton are coming today jump in the car with em. Ill get the cam cream ready. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone.

I know it's very early but I hope you have a great and FUN FILLED day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X"

Nah moths are my sworn enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww a slug is just a homeless snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X Nah moths are my sworn enemy "

Well youre all on a fab sex ban till theyve gone. So better get here and KILL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww a slug is just a homeless snail "

Bollocks they are lupin murderers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X Nah moths are my sworn enemy

Well youre all on a fab sex ban till theyve gone. So better get here and KILL. "

Well now yer talking . If yer offering sex and after sex refreshments I may be able to tackle your slug problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww a slug is just a homeless snail

Bollocks they are lupin murderers"

I can easy kill lupins if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR"

I was told if you keep your egg shells. Dry them out in the sun snd break them up and use them. But you do need quite a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning to you all. Slugs are evil! Best to get them before they succeed in their bid for world domination! I've got a supply of salt in case they make it this far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR"

bugging shits x

snails too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR

I was told if you keep your egg shells. Dry them out in the sun snd break them up and use them. But you do need quite a lot."

Yeah I know what its like to have to walk on eggshells . Not very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning to you all. Slugs are evil! Best to get them before they succeed in their bid for world domination! I've got a supply of salt in case they make it this far "
Moths are satans butterflies

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Morning all

Busy shift fir me but actually on earlies so finally have a Saturday night off..question is what to do

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! "

effing hell it would be cheaper to get rid of the lupins

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! effing hell it would be cheaper to get rid of the lupins "

Coffee grounds: free.

packet of rocket seed: about £1:50.

Cheap beer: less than a pound a can

Plastic cups: 99p for about 25.

So not that expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

Going to a party tonight, so cannot wait.

Have a good one.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! effing hell it would be cheaper to get rid of the lupins

Coffee grounds: free.

packet of rocket seed: about £1:50.

Cheap beer: less than a pound a can

Plastic cups: 99p for about 25.

So not that expensive."

I know . Maybe im just a tight ass . But must admit . Would love too see a pissed up slug

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

very effective ,gud morning all hope u have a fab day wot ever ur doing ,

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! effing hell it would be cheaper to get rid of the lupins

Coffee grounds: free.

packet of rocket seed: about £1:50.

Cheap beer: less than a pound a can

Plastic cups: 99p for about 25.

So not that expensive. I know . Maybe im just a tight ass . But must admit . Would love too see a pissed up slug "

If you're really tight and eat oranges or grapefruit save the halves of the skins (you chop your grapefruit in half, eat the flesh and are left with a bowl shaped piece of skin) bury that so you have a bowl to pour a bit of your next can of beer or larger into.

Leave overnight then go and look for slugs (and snails) who have died happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning All

Was going to get up and nip to Glastonbury Tor for the Summer Solstice. But slept in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! effing hell it would be cheaper to get rid of the lupins

Coffee grounds: free.

packet of rocket seed: about £1:50.

Cheap beer: less than a pound a can

Plastic cups: 99p for about 25.

So not that expensive. I know . Maybe im just a tight ass . But must admit . Would love too see a pissed up slug

If you're really tight and eat oranges or grapefruit save the halves of the skins (you chop your grapefruit in half, eat the flesh and are left with a bowl shaped piece of skin) bury that so you have a bowl to pour a bit of your next can of beer or larger into.

Leave overnight then go and look for slugs (and snails) who have died happy."

I am not really a tight ass .( Well I am but not the way you mean )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. "

Too eat lupins !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !! "

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. "

lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought "

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X Nah moths are my sworn enemy

Well youre all on a fab sex ban till theyve gone. So better get here and KILL. Well now yer talking . If yer offering sex and after sex refreshments I may be able to tackle your slug problem "

Too nloody right. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR

I was told if you keep your egg shells. Dry them out in the sun snd break them up and use them. But you do need quite a lot."

All the tubs are on the gravel. I thougjt they didnt like gravel. Evil bastards

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. "

Morning shit face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes "

I bet the slug was not too chuffed either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, freshly out of the shower and getting ready for work. Still I'll be finished my 8pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. "

Salt is your friend. A quick death for the slug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And good morning too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all.

Morning shit face "

Well how charming

Morning Mardy manc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X Nah moths are my sworn enemy

Well youre all on a fab sex ban till theyve gone. So better get here and KILL. Well now yer talking . If yer offering sex and after sex refreshments I may be able to tackle your slug problem

Too nloody right. X"

Nice one . You pop kettle on and leave them slugs to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dzien dobre to everyone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes "

When one of our daughters was bout three she wad playing in the garden, came in doors chewing. I said to her what you got I your mouth. She opened her mouth and I found it full of chewed up slug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrrrrrniiiing faaaaaab wooorld

All hands on deck. War on slugs. Morning tosh. X Nah moths are my sworn enemy

Well youre all on a fab sex ban till theyve gone. So better get here and KILL. Well now yer talking . If yer offering sex and after sex refreshments I may be able to tackle your slug problem

Too nloody right. X Nice one . You pop kettle on and leave them slugs to me "

kettles on. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes

When one of our daughters was bout three she wad playing in the garden, came in doors chewing. I said to her what you got I your mouth. She opened her mouth and I found it full of chewed up slug. "

oh thats rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Have a great day. X

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By *ario1981Man
over a year ago

Clevedon

Morning all have a good summer solstice

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning pp.

Morning all.

im waging war on slugs. Little gits have attacked my lupins overnight. Didnt think they liked gravel. ITS WAR

I was told if you keep your egg shells. Dry them out in the sun snd break them up and use them. But you do need quite a lot.

All the tubs are on the gravel. I thougjt they didnt like gravel. Evil bastards"

It depends on the size of the gravel. Too big and it doesn't bother slugs. Too small and the slugs don't like it but all the neighbourhood cats will be visiting the nee public toilets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there! "

Thank you TD will give it a go. Xx. Oscar is in the dog house. He should be guarding against slugs.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there!

Thank you TD will give it a go. Xx. Oscar is in the dog house. He should be guarding against slugs. "

Just make sure he doesn't drink all the beer!

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over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes

When one of our daughters was bout three she wad playing in the garden, came in doors chewing. I said to her what you got I your mouth. She opened her mouth and I found it full of chewed up slug. oh thats rank "

I wasnt too chuffed having to fish it out her gob either.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all. Have a great day. X"

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Copper bands around tubs supposedly work too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all.

Salt is your friend. A quick death for the slug "

I remember my mother pouring salt on them. A bubbely gooey mess... I think I'm a little slug phobic. give me a big fat hairy spider any day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx "

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all.

Salt is your friend. A quick death for the slug

I remember my mother pouring salt on them. A bubbely gooey mess... I think I'm a little slug phobic. give me a big fat hairy spider any day! "

I like spiders clever little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx "

Oh I see, she gets good looking and I get shit face!!!!

Flounces off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Right then, on the subject of slugs (and snails): get yourself on a tour of local coffee shops with a supply of bin bags and ask for their coffee grounds. Use said coffee grounds as a mulch cos slugs (and snails) won't cross it.

While you're out buy a packet of rocket seed (the salad leaf, no growing inter-orbital craft, Oscar will get ideas of world and galaxy domination) as slugs (and snails) don't like the peppery taste and will avoid it. Plant the rocket as a companion plant around particularly vulnerable plants like lupins. It will also provide a regular supply of salad. Let some go to seed and it will come back again next year.

On your way home nip to the supermarket and buy the cheapest, nastiest beer/larger you can find and a packet of plastic cups. Dig holes around your vulnerable plants and set the plastic cups in so the lip is about level with the soil. Then put an inch of beer in each one. The slugs (and snails) will venture out for a piss up and drown. Check them regularly to dispose of the corpses (that's a job for Dave, dead slugs (and snails) are ooky and men also seem to like having beery fingers).

Good luck, and remember: be careful out there!

Thank you TD will give it a go. Xx. Oscar is in the dog house. He should be guarding against slugs.

Just make sure he doesn't drink all the beer! "

Why do you think hes got that hrin on his face. Gormless gnome. X

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx"

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all. Too eat lupins !!

Have ever stood on one? Minus socks or shoes! vile creatures. lol no but you have just made me shudder at the thought

It took a while to peel the slime off my toes

When one of our daughters was bout three she wad playing in the garden, came in doors chewing. I said to her what you got I your mouth. She opened her mouth and I found it full of chewed up slug. oh thats rank

I wasnt too chuffed having to fish it out her gob either. "

Eekkkkk baulking!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oh I see, she gets good looking and I get shit face!!!!

Flounces off "

Only cos I can not tell a lie now shut up an go read you mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao"

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx"

Need a hand there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone - from a bright and sunny West London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx

Need a hand there"

Ha thought youd come round to my way xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

morning everyone xxx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight "

I'm just being the Oracle: offering advice but staying put in my cosy bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate! Slugs! I mean what is their purpose, why where they put on this planet! Disgusting molluscs.

Oh good morning all.

Salt is your friend. A quick death for the slug

I remember my mother pouring salt on them. A bubbely gooey mess... I think I'm a little slug phobic. give me a big fat hairy spider any day! "

I am slug phobic a little too thats why i use the salt, then i get the oh to remove dead slug. But havent actually seen any yet. Spiders well now I start screaming but do have a lodger spider under my freezer which we have had for a few years now and when she appears I say hello. I know lunacy but she isnt that hairy and runs back under freezer.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx

Need a hand there

Ha thought youd come round to my way xx"

Well iv got eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight "

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landmines will do the trick.

Also effective against invading Cats

Colonel Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?"

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet "

im old basford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

im old basford"

I could of told you that . Oh basford sorry thought it was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goòooooood morning you sexy lot!!

Sun is shining and im feeling great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

im old basford I could of told you that . Oh basford sorry thought it was a typo "

Cheeky sod. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

im old basford"

Hello! I went to school in hyson green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx"

Happy to help. Will get the salt. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great day. X

Now theres a sight to wake up to.....morning good looking xx

Oi none of this flirting milarky we are on slug watch here. Xx

You take care of the slugs ill get the rabbits lmao

WR can come here and help me with the slugs xx

Happy to help. Will get the salt. X"

Copl thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

im old basford

Hello! I went to school in hyson green "

I went to ellis guildford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

No slug remedies I'm afraid, but I'll join the fight

nrill. Fellow nottingham lass. Xx which part do you live?

South, slugs don't seem to have made it this far yet

im old basford

Hello! I went to school in hyson green I went to ellis guildford"

I was at manning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Tosh. Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Tosh. Good morning all "

Talk about force of habit...Good morning PP....good to see you beat the other old reprobate to it, even if you confused another old reprobate by doing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Tosh. Good morning all

Talk about force of habit...Good morning PP....good to see you beat the other old reprobate to it, even if you confused another old reprobate by doing so "

Arw you any good at getting rid of slugs. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Tosh. Good morning all

Talk about force of habit...Good morning PP....good to see you beat the other old reprobate to it, even if you confused another old reprobate by doing so

Arw you any good at getting rid of slugs. Xx"

Salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning you sexy fabbers

Another lovely day in the sun on the longest day of the year.

I'm going to try and spend all of it in the garden

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Morning everyone hope you all have a great fun filled day "

Bonjour Privateparts,

Bonjour all,

Have a good Saturday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon ppxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon, happy Saturday.

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