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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok think thats the best way to put it, is there anyone else who likes to see ladies using random household objects and fruits veggies as sex toys rather than the standard dildos ?? Or am I a bit weird here lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Not sky remote controls? Women see enough of them on here.

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Fun to see and use on a lady and maybe if it's fruit eat it out of them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't generally object to sex.

My brother in law was given a dibber for his birthday and suggested it looked like a butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to grow my own courgettes n cucumbers...not all of them made it to the kitchen though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my ex was a sex object .. when i suggested it she used to object

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A four way gang bang would be good.

Take 4 hot bitches to IKEA with you, buy some flat pack, make them fix it up for you, then watch as they turn 'Stoll' upside down and each take a leg up their vag's.

Bobbing up and down in perfect harmony as if it was Light Night at The Proms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A four way gang bang would be good.

Take 4 hot bitches to IKEA with you, buy some flat pack, make them fix it up for you, then watch as they turn 'Stoll' upside down and each take a leg up their vag's.

Bobbing up and down in perfect harmony as if it was Light Night at The Proms"

Ppttfff ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that killed me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

After the four Stoll legs are well used, insert into helpless bloke who has not got a screw in him, till then. Follow instructions carefully and remember if you buy the ikea item on the net, distance selling regulations apply and bloke plus Stoll may be returned and sent to landfill or repurposed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ikea message hilarious tha js for some of the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok think thats the best way to put it, is there anyone else who likes to see ladies using random household objects and fruits veggies as sex toys rather than the standard dildos ?? Or am I a bit weird here lol "

Well if you're weird you're not alone.....my OH loves this too. After we got together I didn't look at my moisturiser (cylindrical container) the same way again....

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Not sky remote controls? Women see enough of them on here. "

I thought they were sex toys!! You mean they're not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sky remote controls? Women see enough of them on here.

I thought they were sex toys!! You mean they're not? "

Ok now that has just become my favourite comment on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol "

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with "

None of them were for eating this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with

None of them were for eating this time "

You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with

None of them were for eating this time

You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion "

It was my fb who opened my eyes to the world of veggies haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything phallic shaped gets me thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with

None of them were for eating this time

You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion

It was my fb who opened my eyes to the world of veggies haha"

are you sure it was just your eyes they opened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything phallic shaped gets me thinking "

I walked past the veg aisle in asda this morning and couldnt help but have a sly giggle to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex was a chef and she used carrots before cooking with them at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol

i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with

None of them were for eating this time

You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion "

Agreed Jon and ladies is that class as one of your 5 day? and came we come for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ?? "

Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??

Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them"

So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have "come fuck with me" instead of "come dine with me" if inviting fab guests

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??

Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them

So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could have "come fuck with me" instead of "come dine with me" if inviting fab guests "

I'm up for that but not sure where you find veg for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm you'd need some kinda big squishy fruit to sink yerself into haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hmm you'd need some kinda big squishy fruit to sink yerself into haha "

Ermm not quite lol Ermm well look on my profile you get the point haahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well ya do say dont knock til tried ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??

Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them

So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx "

Yes i was and it added to the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol would you mind if I sent you a message Lolly ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did your ambition get the better of you though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did your ambition get the better of you though ? "

Nope it was miss mcsquishy 1 butternut squash 0 haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did your ambition get the better of you though ?

Nope it was miss mcsquishy 1 butternut squash 0 haha "

I would suggest the squash definitely scored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did your ambition get the better of you though ?

Nope it was miss mcsquishy 1 butternut squash 0 haha

I would suggest the squash definitely scored "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have looked at butternut before but not too sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have looked at butternut before but not too sure "

Thats why i picked the absolute smallest one i could find as didnt quite fancy a visit to the a and e staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spittlefield market

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't mind things a bit on the girthier side lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any other ladies out there like something out the ordinary as a toy ?

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