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Topless sunbathing is getting my neighbourghs all worked up

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

But which one?

At 10am today I went outside topless to make the most of the hot sun! Half an hour later...door bell rings so I put something decent on (as you do).

The police was at the door!!!! Telling me that my indecent exposure was making my neighbourghs uncomfortable. So I asked the 2 officers to tell me which of my neighbours had reported the felony...when they refused to tell me I invited them to come rounf into the garden so they could see that unless someone was on purpose looking into my gardenmust explain that on my righ there was no way I was exposing myself or being indecent!

On my right are 2 very old ladies - average age 80 and on my left a 40 something couple with a milf that's does not work on fridays!

I thanked them for highlighting the problem but explained that I was on my own property and could and will do as I please. Surely neither neighbours have to perve into my garden and they should mind their own business! Luckily I don't care much for neighbourly relationship!!

Was I in my right to sunbathe topless? Should I be a bitch and report them for perving?

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By *ouple145Couple
over a year ago

bexley

Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx"

They were lush but in a rush maybe I should keep annoying the neighbours so they come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea how people can be offended by someone being nude on their own property, especially if the only way they could see you was to purposefully look into your garden. Keep doing it just to piss them off would be my childish response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fully nude, but you know what I mean. Getting your top bollocks out.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx"

Yes, poor form Bambers!

You really should have put on a sex show involving you, two police officers, handcuffs and batons to thoroughly scandalize the peeping Tom and ensure that they never look out of their windows again!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I would of complained coz you were not totally naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I know you have every right unless where you are is on view to a public space/street etc. you could then be done under a rather ancient law for "outraging public decency".

As you seem to be on private property and can only be seen from someone deliberately looking from private property then seems to be so doll that plod can do....Carry on Sunbathing.....and if they ever make that a film I want royalties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea how people can be offended by someone being nude on their own property, especially if the only way they could see you was to purposefully look into your garden. Keep doing it just to piss them off would be my childish response. "

I would be very offended if I saw my neighbour sunbathing naked (shudders at the thought).

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Why are your neighbours looking into your back garden anyway, the cheeky sods, you shouldn't have to cover up just cos it offends them when you're in the privacy of your own property...... I'd go fully nude just to annoy them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not an issue for me but let's play devils advocate here and assume it did offend you members of Fab.....why not simply tap on the door and say "look this is a bit awkward but do you mind being clothed, it causes us offence because....". What a waste of time for the police. You must be really scary bambi for them to be called lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We go fully nude but neighbours would have to make an effort to see us...no complaints yet...whether that's because they've not looked or if they have we don't know....I think the law says that you have to cause offence so the act of just being naked or topless is not an offence in its own right...but you might want to check this.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx

Yes, poor form Bambers!

You really should have put on a sex show involving you, two police officers, handcuffs and batons to thoroughly scandalize the peeping Tom and ensure that they never look out of their windows again! "

Omfg you have a wicked wicked mind...should I smother them in mint jelly too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would be interesting to know if it is illegal to sunbath topless or nude in your own garden,

wrong for the people to report you.

would also have loved to have seen all the coppers scrambling for their cars when this call came in.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx

Yes, poor form Bambers!

You really should have put on a sex show involving you, two police officers, handcuffs and batons to thoroughly scandalize the peeping Tom and ensure that they never look out of their windows again!

Omfg you have a wicked wicked mind...should I smother them in mint jelly too? "

Mint jelly!!!

Now that's perverse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon they're just offended cos you were only topless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you're on your own property and it's private - I'd say carry on regardless !

I'm actually surprised the police came that quickly for such a trivial matter. Obviously not got much to do !

I'm lucky at work - I quite often get to ogle police officers. Some of which are rather dishy.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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" It's not an issue for me but let's play devils advocate here and assume it did offend you members of Fab.....why not simply tap on the door and say "look this is a bit awkward but do you mind being clothed, it causes us offence because....". What a waste of time for the police. You must be really scary bambi for them to be called lol."

This would have been the adult way of doing it...and I can promise I am not scary...maybe just a little bit too much for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copied off the web...must be true..

Simply being naked in a public place is not an offence in English law.

If you are simply enjoying social and recreational nudity - swimming, sunbathing or walking, on a beach or other open space (including your own garden) and doing so with reasonable consideration for others, you have every reason to defend your right to continue should you be challenged by a police officer or a representative of the landowner or local authority.

In law, there is no difference between "official" and "unofficial" beaches or any other part of the countryside.

However, if public nudity is intended to cause "harassment", "alarm" or "distress", to "insult", or is associated with sexual activity an offence may be being committed.

How your behaviour is interpreted is likely to depend not only what you are doing, but also on the circumstances in which you are doing it. Let's put it this way:

· If you are in the habit of sunbathing without clothes on a quiet stretch of beach, perhaps one with a long history of such activity, then you are very unlikely to find yourself in trouble.

· If you attempt to walk naked down your local high street you will, within a few minutes, be coming into contact with the police.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"We go fully nude but neighbours would have to make an effort to see us...no complaints yet...whether that's because they've not looked or if they have we don't know....I think the law says that you have to cause offence so the act of just being naked or topless is not an offence in its own right...but you might want to check this."

Thank you. I will! I'm not brave enough to get totally naked and that 'event' has made me a little conscious but it won't stop me xx

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx

Yes, poor form Bambers!

You really should have put on a sex show involving you, two police officers, handcuffs and batons to thoroughly scandalize the peeping Tom and ensure that they never look out of their windows again!

Omfg you have a wicked wicked mind...should I smother them in mint jelly too?

Mint jelly!!!

Now that's perverse! "

You don't say

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

There is a spot in our garden where I can fuck naked in the garden without being seen by anyone. How do I know this? How do you think ?!

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By *hoursMan
over a year ago

manchester


"But which one?

At 10am today I went outside topless to make the most of the hot sun! Half an hour later...door bell rings so I put something decent on (as you do).

The police was at the door!!!! Telling me that my indecent exposure was making my neighbourghs uncomfortable. So I asked the 2 officers to tell me which of my neighbours had reported the felony...when they refused to tell me I invited them to come rounf into the garden so they could see that unless someone was on purpose looking into my gardenmust explain that on my righ there was no way I was exposing myself or being indecent!

On my right are 2 very old ladies - average age 80 and on my left a 40 something couple with a milf that's does not work on fridays!

I thanked them for highlighting the problem but explained that I was on my own property and could and will do as I please. Surely neither neighbours have to perve into my garden and they should mind their own business! Luckily I don't care much for neighbourly relationship!!

Was I in my right to sunbathe topless? Should I be a bitch and report them for perving?"

you are breaking no laws your on your own property not over looked and not engaging in any sexual activity that somebody could deem criminal.....

my cuffs n baton would have been out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found this too...

Naturism and the Law - In Your Garden

Can you do as you please in your own garden?

If you want to wander around your garden naked and you are overlooked neighbours then you have to be careful - an Englishman's home is not quite his castle and your garden is not exempt from the law.

In an ideal world, your relationship with your neighbours would be such that they would not object to you gardening in the buff and they would never dream of calling the police.

In the real world, however, you would be well advised to take some simple precautions, including explaining to you neighbours that:

You want to sunbathe without clothes but,

You have no wish to offend or upset them

You will be discreet

You hope they have no objection.

Confining you naturism to a part of the garden which can be screened from the view will obviously solve the problem. If none of the above is possible, you will have to decide whether your desire to be naked in your garden is more important to you than being on friendly terms with those around you.

While the police may well be reluctant to become involved in a dispute between neighbours they are bound to investigate an allegation of "indecent exposure" or "outraging public decency".

If the worst happens and the Police were called, you would be advised to make it clear that all reasonable steps had been taken to prevent someone from seeing and that there was no intention to insult or to cause anyone alarm or distress.

On the other hand, no-one has the right to spy on you and if you find that your neighbour is leaning out of an upstairs window or standing on the top of a step ladder in order to see you then he or she may well be committing an offence.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Copied off the web...must be true..

"

Thank you very much, I appreciate you taking the time to research this. Looks like I'm not breaking any rule...maybe those hunky police officers were after more than just a telling off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public nudity isn't an offence, you can only be arrested if someone complains about your nudity. Even then you can only be proscecuted if the police can prove you were deliberately causing an offence by being naked which, if you were simply sunbathing would be very difficult to do.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"There is a spot in our garden where I can fuck naked in the garden without being seen by anyone. How do I know this? How do you think ?! "

I wish I had one of those...

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Naturism and the Law - In Your Garden

Can you do as you please in your own garden?

If you want to wander around your garden naked and you are overlooked neighbours then you have to be careful - an Englishman's home is not quite his castle and your garden is not exempt from the law.

In an ideal world, your relationship with your neighbours would be such that they would not object to you gardening in the buff and they would never dream of calling the police.

In the real world, however, you would be well advised to take some simple precautions, including explaining to you neighbours that:

•You want to sunbathe without clothes but,

•You have no wish to offend or upset them

•You will be discreet

•You hope they have no objection.

Confining you naturism to a part of the garden which can be screened from the view will obviously solve the problem. If none of the above is possible, you will have to decide whether your desire to be naked in your garden is more important to you than being on friendly terms with those around you.

While the police may well be reluctant to become involved in a dispute between neighbours they are bound to investigate an allegation of "indecent exposure" or "outraging public decency".

If the worst happens and the Police were called, you would be advised to make it clear that all reasonable steps had been taken to prevent someone from seeing and that there was no intention to insult or to cause anyone alarm or distress.

On the other hand, no-one has the right to spy on you and if you find that your neighbour is leaning out of an upstairs window or standing on the top of a step ladder in order to see you then he or she may well be committing an offence.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"There is a spot in our garden where I can fuck naked in the garden without being seen by anyone. How do I know this? How do you think ?!

I wish I had one of those... "

I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

L sunbaths naked but has a spot where she can only be seen if the neighbours stand at the right angle at their bedroom window. They have both seen her from time to time, they don't object, little joke about it sometimes but never a complaint. But should they ever move things could change.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If they had to make an effort to look and you could be bothered you could make a counter complaint of them being peeping Toms. What an absolutely waste of police time although you have to wonder why it needed two lol.

People really need to mind their own business.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Naturism and the Law - In Your Garden

Can you do as you please in your own garden?

If you want to wander around your garden naked and you are overlooked neighbours then you have to be careful - an Englishman's home is not quite his castle and your garden is not exempt from the law.

In an ideal world, your relationship with your neighbours would be such that they would not object to you gardening in the buff and they would never dream of calling the police.

In the real world, however, you would be well advised to take some simple precautions, including explaining to you neighbours that:

•You want to sunbathe without clothes but,

•You have no wish to offend or upset them

•You will be discreet

•You hope they have no objection.

Confining you naturism to a part of the garden which can be screened from the view will obviously solve the problem. If none of the above is possible, you will have to decide whether your desire to be naked in your garden is more important to you than being on friendly terms with those around you.

While the police may well be reluctant to become involved in a dispute between neighbours they are bound to investigate an allegation of "indecent exposure" or "outraging public decency".

If the worst happens and the Police were called, you would be advised to make it clear that all reasonable steps had been taken to prevent someone from seeing and that there was no intention to insult or to cause anyone alarm or distress.

On the other hand, no-one has the right to spy on you and if you find that your neighbour is leaning out of an upstairs window or standing on the top of a step ladder in order to see you then he or she may well be committing an offence.

"

twice the same sound info...copied and pasted for future useful reference. Some very knowledgeable people giving good advice. Many thanks

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Thought it was going to move into a story about you doing the 2 cops lol

xx

Yes, poor form Bambers!

You really should have put on a sex show involving you, two police officers, handcuffs and batons to thoroughly scandalize the peeping Tom and ensure that they never look out of their windows again!

Omfg you have a wicked wicked mind...should I smother them in mint jelly too? "

No its apple sauce for pork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exposure of genitals to another is an offence if you do so with the intent of someone seeing them and it causing them alarm or distress, be it in public or private. Topless sunbathing in a private place (and out of the sight of anyone in a public place) therefore is not an offence. There are a couple of offences that you could be charged with if you get your baps out in public, easiest one is the public order act.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

"

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!"

I wonder if they gave the same recommendation to your neighbours?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I blame google earth, no privacy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Isn't it awful that one can't sunbathe topless in ones own garden.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

You go for it Bambi,weather permitting ..

You have my full support and if you were local to me (Manchester) I would join you,topless,in sisterly solidarity ...

We could get the oils out to really get those curtains twitching ..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Seriously, how many people you know would ring the police because their neighbour was topless? I'm staggered that anyone would even think of it.

Sorry you had to endure this Bambi.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!

I wonder if they gave the same recommendation to your neighbours? "

The police round here are really personable and efficient so I suspect they might have spoken to the offended party. Do I bring fruit cake to them to make peace this week end??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea how people can be offended by someone being nude on their own property, especially if the only way they could see you was to purposefully look into your garden. Keep doing it just to piss them off would be my childish response. "

Totally agree

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!

I wonder if they gave the same recommendation to your neighbours?

The police round here are really personable and efficient so I suspect they might have spoken to the offended party. Do I bring fruit cake to them to

make peace this week end?? "

Yes and to demonstrate neighbourly communication, I would recommend wearing a top though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No law has been broken as far as I can see. You are within the bounds of what would be considered reasonable.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I have no idea how people can be offended by someone being nude on their own property, especially if the only way they could see you was to purposefully look into your garden. Keep doing it just to piss them off would be my childish response.

Totally agree "

But I don't want to piss them off

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!

I wonder if they gave the same recommendation to your neighbours?

The police round here are really personable and efficient so I suspect they might have spoken to the offended party. Do I bring fruit cake to them to

make peace this week end??

Yes and to demonstrate neighbourly communication, I would recommend wearing a top though "

Hahahaa obviously

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Bambi please come and live next door to me, i'd love it if you went topless or even nude sunbathing in the garden.

Its pathetic that someone would waste valuable police time to report something like this, really do people have nothing better to do?

What do these small minded people do when they see women topless on public beaches? Don't think they would call the police but when someone does it in their own private garden then they think its offensive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite how anyone can be offended by a pair of boobs is quite beyond me. It's almost on par with those Muppets who get their knickers in a twist about babies being breast fed in public.

Bambi, you're perfectly within your rights to sunbathe topless in your own garden, tell your neighbours to do one and enjoy the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea how people can be offended by someone being nude on their own property, especially if the only way they could see you was to purposefully look into your garden. Keep doing it just to piss them off would be my childish response.

Totally agree

But I don't want to piss them off "

Ok then, put your clothes on and let your life be dictated by people who have no right to do such a thing.

They're tossers for wasting police time. It's pathetic. Sunbathe with your wabs out all you like as long as not every tom, dick and harry can see into your garden.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Bambi please come and live next door to me, i'd love it if you went topless or even nude sunbathing in the garden.

Its pathetic that someone would waste valuable police time to report something like this, really do people have nothing better to do?

What do these small minded people do when they see women topless on public beaches? Don't think they would call the police but when someone does it in their own private garden then they think its offensive?"

you're sweetheart...fancy relocating south west??

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I agree with everyone who said...'The police have better things to do', unfortunately they do have to answer those calls. I do not feel bad about my half nudity as I was not indecently exposing myself but I feel bad for those 2 lovely cops who never got to see what they other(s) saw...its a really hard job they do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy"

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Think I will have to move next door to,will phone the police if your not topless and sunbathing.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Bambi please come and live next door to me, i'd love it if you went topless or even nude sunbathing in the garden.

Its pathetic that someone would waste valuable police time to report something like this, really do people have nothing better to do?

What do these small minded people do when they see women topless on public beaches? Don't think they would call the police but when someone does it in their own private garden then they think its offensive?

you're sweetheart...fancy relocating south west?? "

Will be down that way very shortly on holiday, hope to see a few topless women on the beach.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bambi. They simply had too much time on their hands and nothing else to do. I hope it doesn't put you off as it would me. I am growing trees where my neighbours might see me. I like to sunbathe naked but would hate to be seen.

I bet those policemen were disappointed they didn't get to see as well though

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

can we borrow a cup of sugar please?

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy"

They would have had to be leaning out their bedroom window to see me, so the way I now see it, they were the ones committing an offence. If they had been hanging their washing they could not have seen me...unless their were the Green Giant towering at xft tall

And by law boundaries/fences are limited to a specific height so no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were in full view of everyone walking past, say on your front door step or something then I don't think that's appropriate.

But in your back garden with a high fence, that may only be overlooked by other houses from bedroom windows then that's not a problem. Someone would have to stand in their bedroom window to see you- they just shouldn't stand there!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy

They would have had to be leaning out their bedroom window to see me, so the way I now see it, they were the ones committing an offence. If they had been hanging their washing they could not have seen me...unless their were the Green Giant towering at xft tall

And by law boundaries/fences are limited to a specific height so no!"

Bambi, If you do catch one of them looking at you, ask them if they'd like to take a picture.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy

They would have had to be leaning out their bedroom window to see me, so the way I now see it, they were the ones committing an offence. If they had been hanging their washing they could not have seen me...unless their were the Green Giant towering at xft tall

And by law boundaries/fences are limited to a specific height so no!

Bambi, If you do catch one of them looking at you, ask them if they'd like to take a picture. "

And see it published on utube or anywhere else on the net??? Probably not a good idea but I get your gist xxx fancy the nudey beach??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of the CIA in their recent tweet, I can neither confirm nor deny that I'm a police officer, but if I were I would certainly be the first officer shouting up to attend such a call for service if one came out of the radio. Definitely nothing better to do!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If its totally private then shouldn't be a problem but if people can openly see I'd understand as some don't want to see naked people when you are hanging your washing out or your kids playing or friends visiting etc they might even feel your behaviour was keeping them from enjoying there own garden I'd personally wouldn't mind but I know that other people do

It can't be that private if you was caught out can't you put up a higher fence if you want total privacy

They would have had to be leaning out their bedroom window to see me, so the way I now see it, they were the ones committing an offence. If they had been hanging their washing they could not have seen me...unless their were the Green Giant towering at xft tall

And by law boundaries/fences are limited to a specific height so no!

Bambi, If you do catch one of them looking at you, ask them if they'd like to take a picture.

And see it published on utube or anywhere else on the net??? Probably not a good idea but I get your gist xxx fancy the nudey beach??"

nudey beach sounds good to me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The law is not clear cut on this and the offence is about those that feel offended.

Having sex in your home but that being viewable from outside is also the same offence. You are in your home but others can see you.

My guess is that it is a slow police day in your neck of the woods and they hoped to catch a glimpse of the new French harlot shocking the neighbourhood.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I saw my neighbour take a photo of me when I was topless out my garden he didn't know I could see him do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw my neighbour take a photo of me when I was topless out my garden he didn't know I could see him do it "

Now if he did it for sexual gratification then that is an offence!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Thank you all very much for your sound and knowledgeable advice. I am taking it on board and although I do not feel that my behaviour warranted a call out from the police..(I wish it had been themuffinman though ) I shall have a talk with my neighbours. I don't want to upset them but also want to be able to sunbathe topless without hassle. I'm sure we will come to an agreement.

All you lovely people have as always come through!

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I had Sun glasses on he must have thought I was asleep I don't think I got the guts to tell him I saw

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"The law is not clear cut on this and the offence is about those that feel offended.

Having sex in your home but that being viewable from outside is also the same offence. You are in your home but others can see you.

My guess is that it is a slow police day in your neck of the woods and they hoped to catch a glimpse of the new French harlot shocking the neighbourhood.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Whatever you do though Bambi, don't go topless 10 pin bowling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you all very much for your sound and knowledgeable advice. I am taking it on board and although I do not feel that my behaviour warranted a call out from the police..(I wish it had been themuffinman though ) I shall have a talk with my neighbours. I don't want to upset them but also want to be able to sunbathe topless without hassle. I'm sure we will come to an agreement.

All you lovely people have as always come through! "

If it had have been me, the cuffs would have been on in a flash!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

If it had have been me, the cuffs would have been on in a flash! "

And I would have cuffed you to the cooker/piano/dining table with great pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But which one?

At 10am today I went outside topless to make the most of the hot sun! Half an hour later...door bell rings so I put something decent on (as you do).

The police was at the door!!!! Telling me that my indecent exposure was making my neighbourghs uncomfortable. So I asked the 2 officers to tell me which of my neighbours had reported the felony...when they refused to tell me I invited them to come rounf into the garden so they could see that unless someone was on purpose looking into my gardenmust explain that on my righ there was no way I was exposing myself or being indecent!

On my right are 2 very old ladies - average age 80 and on my left a 40 something couple with a milf that's does not work on fridays!

I thanked them for highlighting the problem but explained that I was on my own property and could and will do as I please. Surely neither neighbours have to perve into my garden and they should mind their own business! Luckily I don't care much for neighbourly relationship!!

Was I in my right to sunbathe topless? Should I be a bitch and report them for perving?"

I'm gonna report you to the police for not sunbathing in my yard bambi. That'll teach you! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do this as my neighbours can see into our garden and they have young children also. Plus my adult son lives at home so not a option. But I say keep doing it, they shouldn't be nosing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bambi have you been blocking out the sun with your ample boobage again?

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Bambi have you been blocking out the sun with your ample boobage again?"

Its not that ample shall I send some Dorset rays your way??

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Well if I lived next door to you I hope you wouldn't mind if I get a good look once in a while when the suns out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bambi have you been blocking out the sun with your ample boobage again?

Its not that ample shall I send some Dorset rays your way??"

Please do, I need a bit more colour

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My garden is so exposed I wouldn't risk it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just about secluded enough in a number of places...love getting naked in the garden, on the beach...in fact I just like being naked

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There's a good nudist beach at Treen, Porthcurno in Cornwall. I have been a couple of times

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Well if I lived next door to you I hope you wouldn't mind if I get a good look once in a while when the suns out "

I really would only mind if after looking you did not come round to join me

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

As far as I know if you are in a private place where you are not directly overlooked from either a public space or an adjoining property and any person watches you without your prior permission then they commit the offence of voyeurism (an offence that gets you on the sex offenders register)...

If you are not directly overlooked keep doing what you are doing and do more! Next time the police arrive at your door report the crime that is being committed by your neighbour. I guarantee they will not be making any more complaints about you after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might go topless on the appropriate beach but none near me and can't get there anyway

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"We go fully nude but neighbours would have to make an effort to see us...no complaints yet...whether that's because they've not looked or if they have we don't know....I think the law says that you have to cause offence so the act of just being naked or topless is not an offence in its own right...but you might want to check this."

House prices just shot up in Bedford

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Well if I lived next door to you I hope you wouldn't mind if I get a good look once in a while when the suns out

I really would only mind if after looking you did not come round to join me "

Well after having a look I can't help to come round and have a closer look

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I have shot dozens of ladies naked/semi naked in our garden and like the op our garden is well covered by trees or high fences etc.

If you are out in public its not an offence being naked unless it upsets someone...there is always one lol! being naked on your own property (if its concealed) rarely gets you in trouble so ignore them and sunbath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have shot dozens of ladies naked/semi naked in our garden and like the op our garden is well covered by trees or high fences etc.

If you are out in public its not an offence being naked unless it upsets someone...there is always one lol! being naked on your own property (if its concealed) rarely gets you in trouble so ignore them and sunbath."

Isn't shooting women bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take you to the beach Scorpio . I'd love to see you topless . Can you send me a friend's request again Scorpio please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what was the outcome? did the Police come and see the garden? if so did they agree with you or just make the usual threats and leave?

Yes they came round and could not really do much as I was right up agains the house walls, doing my best to be unseen...I just got a little 'tap' on the fingers and a recommendation to communicate with my neighbours!

I wonder if they gave the same recommendation to your neighbours?

The police round here are really personable and efficient so I suspect they might have spoken to the offended party. Do I bring fruit cake to them to make peace this week end?? "

Fruit cake ?? naa, take them some some soft flowered baps

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Do I bring fruit cake to them to make peace this week end??

Fruit cake ?? naa, take them some some soft flowered baps "

Oi, my boobs are not that soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the Police, you have a Peeping Tom!!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I had a policeman knock on my door telling me there was complaints that i had been exposing myself from my bedroom window.....

Was my 21st birthday! Yes he was a strippergram and i propa enjoyed getting the red rose outta his g string with my teeth! Lol

On a very different note.... Bet the two policemen had a grin on their faces as they knocked on your door lol ... "Neighbourhood watch "at its best !!!

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

My neighbours and this summer builders just have to put up with me being naked. I work from home, so weather permitting I sit at my desk in the conservatory naked and sunbathe at lunch time.

I'm in full view. Only time I cover up is when the neighbours kids come to visit.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"My neighbours and this summer builders just have to put up with me being naked. I work from home, so weather permitting I sit at my desk in the conservatory naked and sunbathe at lunch time.

I'm in full view. Only time I cover up is when the neighbours kids come to visit."

Bet the builders loved it.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"I have shot dozens of ladies naked/semi naked in our garden and like the op our garden is well covered by trees or high fences etc.

If you are out in public its not an offence being naked unless it upsets someone...there is always one lol! being naked on your own property (if its concealed) rarely gets you in trouble so ignore them and sunbath.

Isn't shooting women bad "

Not the way i do it x.

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I have a communal garden and would encourage some of my neighbours to, hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am at this min myself topless out the back with two bits of tape on my nipple peircings...my houses my rules...

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am at this min myself topless out the back with two bits of tape on my nipple peircings...my houses my rules... "

You have lovely nips, it would be a shame for them to get sunburnt...I'll remember the tape tip next time

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

My neighbour is sexy with lovely boobs. No chance but the fantasy is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts me in mind of an old Dave Allen joke where his lovely female next door neighbour can be out sunbathing in her garden, naked. If she looks up and sees him looking at her she can have him done for being a peeping tom.

Whereas if he was sunbathing naked in his garden, she could look out and see him and have him done for indecent exposure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am at this min myself topless out the back with two bits of tape on my nipple peircings...my houses my rules...

You have lovely nips, it would be a shame for them to get sunburnt...I'll remember the tape tip next time "

Lol thanks babz

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