FabSwingers.com forum: Mary had a little skirt

By *ittytickler OP Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Split right up the sides,

Every time that Mary ran,

The boys could see her thighs.

Margaret had another skirt,

Split right up the front,

She didn't wear that one very often.

Bored now. Your turn......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Split right up the sides,

Every time that Mary ran,

The boys could see her thighs.

Margaret had another skirt,

Split right up the front,

She didn't wear that one very often.

Bored now. Your turn......"

Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She carried him in a bucket

But when the little lamb jumped out

The dog just had to fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the road to tipperary I met a young

lady called mary, with sparkleing teeth

and blond hair that shone a pretty girl

was mary I asked her if she wanted to

Dance with sparkleing blue eyes and a

Lovely smile she took my hand,off we danced

all night to the sounds of the band and

later on under a full new moon we kissed

And cuddled all night long she was a lovely girl was mary.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

Now everybody has seen her lamb

But we'd rather see her bare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity

Yep. Do you remember the Bushes?

Tudor and Anita?

Or the very reverend Pastor Kidneys?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity

Yep. Do you remember the Bushes?

Tudor and Anita?

Or the very reverend Pastor Kidneys?"

yep. I used to drive to work giggling sometimes because he would be in paroxysms of laughter over a rhyme.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Mary had a magic wand

She plugged it it all night

Until one eve a power surge

Made her clit beam like a light!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Mary went out to a club

She met a guy named Danny

He took up an alleyway

And she showed him her.....well you get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a profile on Fab

And her inbox was full of mail

All she got was pics of cock

Some cocks were hard as nail

When Mary replied with a 'thanks but no thanks'

She was called a bitch and slag

She did not really realise

It was because she did not shag

So Mary came on the forum

to vent off some steam

Very soon she was an expert

On every subject and got very mean

Mary spent too much time

Replying to and creating threads

She got so busy in this life

she now had got 2 heads

Mary's story has a moral

And it's not very hard to get

there's more to life in this world

Or cock pics is all you will get

yes I'm bored

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Mary had a profile on Fab

And her inbox was full of mail

All she got was pics of cock

Some cocks were hard as nail

When Mary replied with a 'thanks but no thanks'

She was called a bitch and slag

She did not really realise

It was because she did not shag

So Mary came on the forum

to vent off some steam

Very soon she was an expert

On every subject and got very mean

Mary spent too much time

Replying to and creating threads

She got so busy in this life

she now had got 2 heads

Mary's story has a moral

And it's not very hard to get

there's more to life in this world

Or cock pics is all you will get

yes I'm bored "

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

mary had a little lamb

she got three years for bestiality

and six for corrupting a minor

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

mary had a little bike

she rode it on the grass

one day her pedals slipped

and the seat went up her as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little bike

She rode it back to front

And every time the wheels went round

A spoke went up her ****

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