FabSwingers.com forum: The other one has bells on ........

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"But I'm clean, I got tested just last week and all clear!"

Mmm-hmm. So why is it always 'last week' then, why never 3 weeks ago, or 5, or 7!!?? And those of us us who actually DO go to the clinic to get tested know it takes TWO weeks for results anyway, so if you went last week you wouldn't bloody know yet anyway!!

"Oh but I can only wear kingsize condoms and they didn't have any at the shop"

Yeah right. Or best of all:

"It's my fantasy, I've never had bareback sex in my life".

No?? So how come you have two kids then?? Sheesh.......

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put bells on both then you can be a morris dancer

I really don't get why guys would get as far as a meet and not have condoms in their pocket! admittedly when I pop out to the shops I don't often have them, or need them but on a meet even if the plan is just for L to indulge in FF I carry them just in case.

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just another day on fab my lil lemon squeezer

I know my dear Moby, but today is Thursday, so I thought I might as well have a good rant or two!!