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To poo or not to poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a text today from a friend

He was having a meet due to arrive in 20mins

Real hot apparently

However , he needed a poo !

He asked me does he go for a poo but then have his whole apartment smell

Or

Hold it in

Lol

I didn't know what to say to that lol

In the end he waited but didn't enjoy himself as all could think of was needing a poo

Ha ha ha what would you do !!??!?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got 20 mins, tell him go outside, dig a hole, do what needs to be done and bury the evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pooh then light a match. If he holds it in he might be farting all the way though or give himself cramp.

Better out then in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to get some air freshener in next time

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Knock next door and ask to use their toilet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:

1. He should see a Doc

Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"He's got 20 mins, tell him go outside, dig a hole, do what needs to be done and bury the evidence "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brilliant

Why can I not be witty enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:

1. He should see a Doc

Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs "

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love his honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How small is his apartment ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How small is his apartment ?"

Lol it's quite small and the bathroom has no windows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How small is his apartment ?

Lol it's quite small and the bathroom has no windows lol "

Does he have a fan in the kitchen?

Oh, no, sorry for going there. As they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How small is his apartment ?

Lol it's quite small and the bathroom has no windows lol "

Then he should have extract ventilation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should have nipped out to his local supermarket/mcds/wherever has a public loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine the outcome, if during play his meet had stuck her little pinky up his arse - all hell could have broken loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine the outcome, if during play his meet had stuck her little pinky up his arse - all hell could have broken loose "

dont think she would have managed - more than tight shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:

1. He should see a Doc

Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs "

first real laugh out loud today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad my previous post has caused some humour, but I for one taking Building Regulations very seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm glad my previous post has caused some humour, but I for one taking Building Regulations very seriously "

Health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad my previous post has caused some humour, but I for one taking Building Regulations very seriously

Health and safety "

In a nutshell - no laughing matter people

Now does he own or rent this apartment ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gone when she arrived so she could appreciate his honesty, being comfy in his own skin, she could have helped him open windows and light a dozen candles, too. They could have had a good laugh, whilst she blocked him on here and popped back to her car to get some lube and vanish....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gone when she arrived so she could appreciate his honesty, being comfy in his own skin, she could have helped him open windows and light a dozen candles, too. They could have had a good laugh, whilst she blocked him on here and popped back to her car to get some lube and vanish.... "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he could have jumped her as soon as she got in the door - made her breathe deeply quickly - she would ever have known

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If he had done a poo before the meet, imagine the veri she could have wrote afterwards?

Very nice man, but don't go round to his place, it stinks of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean it DOESN'T smell like roses? More like something you put on your roses? He should just be honest and told her he did it to cover up the smell of his feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean it DOESN'T smell like roses? More like something you put on your roses? He should just be honest and told her he did it to cover up the smell of his feet."

Ha ha ha

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