FabSwingers.com forum: its Thursday ... right

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well here goes .............. grrrrrr - fuckity fuckity fuck ... and bollox to everything ... and no I dont feel any better now and wont do me is thinking ...

but feel free to join in ...

that is all for the present time

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

You missed out on one fuckity fuck and another bollox.

Add in a fuckity cunt and youll be back on track

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You missed out on one fuckity fuck and another bollox.

Add in a fuckity cunt and youll be back on track"

there are limits ... I don't use that word lol I dont swear!!!!!! lol

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Ok .ill swap you a cunt for a bollox

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok .ill swap you a cunt for a bollox

Lol"

oh that sounds soooo wrong !!!!! but soooo funny !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking bastard, wanky cunty bollocks,it's horseshit and fuckiwittingly arse faced shit.

Good morning MWAH!!!!!!!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

How about i give you one fuck for a titwank then ?

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking bastard, wanky cunty bollocks,it's horseshit and fuckiwittingly arse faced shit.

Good morning MWAH!!!!!!!

that don't sound like a good morning lol Hi by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about i give you one fuck for a titwank then ?

lmao"

this is not a trading post

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Just trying to help your thursday rant

Tis all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking bastard, wanky cunty bollocks,it's horseshit and fuckiwittingly arse faced shit.

Good morning MWAH!!!!!!!

that don't sound like a good morning lol Hi by the way

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it's a whole lot better now it's out in the open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just trying to help your thursday rant

Tis all

lightweight !!!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

If it made you smile...my job is done

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking bastard, wanky cunty bollocks,it's horseshit and fuckiwittingly arse faced shit.

Good morning MWAH!!!!!!!

that don't sound like a good morning lol Hi by the way

it's a whole lot better now it's out in the open

one man's rant is another man's cathartic release

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it made you smile...my job is done

Lol"

but it hasn't changed anything

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Errrmmmm is this the thread to say that I'm actually rather happy at the moment?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

In fact I'm cunting, twatting, bollocksing happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrmmmm is this the thread to say that I'm actually rather happy at the moment?

you're allowed to be happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In fact I'm cunting, twatting, bollocksing happy!

that's one fucking happy happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a beautiful sunny Thursday, with birds singing and a gentle breeze to keep the air fresh and good to breath

happy happy days

life is gooood xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now "

now come on ... you can do much better than that ... more effort please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a beautiful sunny Thursday, with birds singing and a gentle breeze to keep the air fresh and good to breath

happy happy days

life is gooood xx"

yep I get the first bit ... second bit .. for u maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a beautiful sunny Thursday, with birds singing and a gentle breeze to keep the air fresh and good to breath

happy happy days

life is gooood xx

yep I get the first bit ... second bit .. for u maybe lol

Well there is a certain level of shit going down, but at least I am not a pork butcher in Iraq

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wank!

was that aimed at me or just an expletive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now

now come on ... you can do much better than that ... more effort please

Gosh, DOUBLE darn it!!!

Better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a beautiful sunny Thursday, with birds singing and a gentle breeze to keep the air fresh and good to breath

happy happy days

life is gooood xx

yep I get the first bit ... second bit .. for u maybe lol

Well there is a certain level of shit going down, but at least I am not a pork butcher in Iraq

see u misrepresented your first posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people who just rant about everything I mean what's their problem bunch of peckerheads. They're worse than bloody cyclists holding up arrogant van driver's who think they own the crappy roads which aren't maintained by bloody local authorities.

I hate ranters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now

now come on ... you can do much better than that ... more effort please

Gosh, DOUBLE darn it!!!

Better?

oh and I stamped my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now

now come on ... you can do much better than that ... more effort please

Gosh, DOUBLE darn it!!!

Better?

not really ... could you try a little harder please

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"Oh wank!

was that aimed at me or just an expletive?

Mine was aimed at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gosh darn it!!!!!

ahhh feel so much better now

now come on ... you can do much better than that ... more effort please

Gosh, DOUBLE darn it!!!

Better?

oh and I stamped my feet

whooo hooo a first foot stamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wank!

was that aimed at me or just an expletive?

Mine was aimed at you

I believe it's still aimed at me if the pic is anything to go by

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"Oh wank!

was that aimed at me or just an expletive?

Mine was aimed at you

I believe it's still aimed at me if the pic is anything to go by

Oh fuck !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wank!

was that aimed at me or just an expletive?

Mine was aimed at you

I believe it's still aimed at me if the pic is anything to go by

Oh fuck !

make your minds up am I wank or fuck?

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Depends on how much time we have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on how much time we have

and how much do u have

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I haven't got anything to rant or moan about....I'm a happy bunny today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the words to express the way I'm feeling right now other than bleugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see u misrepresented your first posting

Don't bring me down

I may be too stupid to realise the situation I am in, but am determined to be happy so there! stick that in yer toaster and explode it

p.s. fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"see u misrepresented your first posting

Don't bring me down

I may be too stupid to realise the situation I am in, but am determined to be happy so there! stick that in yer toaster and explode it

p.s. fancy a fuck

that made me giggle !!!! I am never ever gonna live the toaster incident down me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have the words to express the way I'm feeling right now other than bleugh.

awwwwwwwwwwwww hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got anything to rant or moan about....I'm a happy bunny today!

can I assist with that then lol

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"Depends on how much time we have

and how much do u have

About 8inchs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on how much time we have

and how much do u have

About 8inchs

of weapon of mass destruction, primed and ready to go off?

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

And weve stopped your swearing !!!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And weve stopped your swearing !!!!!

xxx"

no u fucking haven't lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I find the term 'cock jockey' helps me

A man and his friend stop by the local pub after work. He loses track of time, looks at his watch and sees that it's 11:00.

He says, "oh shit! My wife's going to kill me! I've got to get home."

His buddy says, "Relax, try what I do. Whenever I'm out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She'll be so happy, she'll forget about you being out too late."

The guy thanks him, leaves, and follows his friend's advice. He sneaks into the house, slips under the covers and goes to work. When he's finished, he gets up to use the bathroom. He opens the door and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet. He screams, "What the hell are you doing in here!?"

The wife says, "Be quiet! Grandma's sleeping in the other room!"

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"And weve stopped your swearing !!!!!

xxx

no u fucking haven't lol

Minxie !!!!!

all this fucking !!!!

Go wash your mouth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is how im feeling - bbc been saying supposed to be sunny - ive got a day off - a new sun lounger to try out and its cloudy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm in quite a good mood

I'm hoping my jeans dry before this afternoon though because I need to wear them. Typically it's raining so I can't hang them out.

That, and the fact I am absolutely broke, are my only worries this morning.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

morning .. im having a good day so ner ... but i ll lend you a fucking arsewiping bollocky bollox for today .. stick the lot in a suitcase and open when you need them xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Thursdays.

I don't work on Thursdays

and been known to have great fun on Thursdays

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