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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

3 nude men in a sauna,an american,a japanese and an irishman,they heard a beeping sound,the american touches his arm and says "thats my pager,I have a microchip under my skin"

The japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says "I have a microchip in my hand"

The Irishman feeling very low tech wne tot the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse and says " oh jesus would you look at that?,im getting a fax"

No Offence to the lovely Irish,that text came from a Irishman......it just had me howling with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun I'm part Irish

nuff said lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Hun I'm part Irish

nuff said lol xx

So is Rob, so I have a bit of the Oirish in me too

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Leprachaun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Leprachaun?"

follow that man to the pot of gold!!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

He's like a pocket sized sex rocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have Theo Walcott and Mr T got in common ?

neither are getting on a Plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leprachaun?"

And how the devil did ya know that then xx

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