FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking annoying neighbours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloke next door keeps banging on the walls.

He's driving me fucking mad.

Was enjoying a nice relaxing evening playing my trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he keeping to the beat tho

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are to.

Right nosy bastards. Always eyeing up the men coming in and out of my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have knocked on your door with my panpipes and asked if you wanted to jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have knocked on your door with my panpipes and asked if you wanted to jam

With panpipes?! That's a new one?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ask him if he fancies coming round and tromboning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask him if he fancies coming round and tromboning?"

Or if he fancies playing n the wife Merackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooookay I'm logging off now to raid my fridge. Laters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cunt next door to me who can't speak quietly left at 5am this morning to go on holiday, want to know how I know he left at 5am... You got it, he was talking extra loud outside, wanker!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd have knocked on your door with my panpipes and asked if you wanted to jam

Can I join in with my Tibetan singing bowl?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can I play my bongos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our neighbours are all deaf old ladies who have their tellys up too loud, then go to the loo twice or 3 times through the night. Seriously thinking of swapping the bedroom and living room round.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've got three different sized saxes if you want next door to shit themselves at a foghorn type honking. And an accordion but I can't play that very well.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'd have knocked on your door with my panpipes and asked if you wanted to jam

Can I join in with my Tibetan singing bowl?

I've got some dried beans and an empty cocoa tub - can I be percussion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got three different sized saxes if you want next door to shit themselves at a foghorn type honking. And an accordion but I can't play that very well."

Damn it woman, your pictures are horny enough to give me regrets about being too old, now you play the sax as well!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

our neighbours 14 year old son always seems to know when I get home from work as he decided to start attempting to play his drums loudly

Little sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloke next door keeps banging on the walls.

He's driving me fucking mad.

Was enjoying a nice relaxing evening playing my trumpet

you have cheered up my day and made me smile so much with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wonder why my neighbours always move?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wonder why my neighbours always move?"

You've not been pissing in peoples letterboxes again have you?!

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