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Injuries from playing

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By *ornyandnympho OP   Couple
over a year ago

poole

Injuries from playing sport that is!!

What are your worst or funniest sporting injury's??

In 24 hours last weekend our team suffered 7 injuries.

1 very badly broken finger

1 fractured thumb

1 fractured cheek bone and eye socket

1 split lip

1 pulled hamstring

1 broken rib

And another with severe bruising.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well done a few playing rugby but none so far shagging! sounds like you lot do wild sex down there

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I chipped a tooth running into a goalpost (I say it moved, nobody else agrees!)

Took a cricket bat to the mouth at close range which required 10 stitches and a false tooth.

3 metatarsals (at once), back before it became trendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worst injury was in a bean bag race when i was 6...was keeping my head still so i didnt drop the bag, my foot went into some kind of divot in the grass and i smashed my teeth together when i landed, cracking one and splitting my lip open....tis a dangerous sport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a dislocated shoulder and broken arm playing american football for stoke spitfires,was told to stop playing in case my shoulder kept popping out.

took up real football and in the first match i played ruptured my ligaments in my ankle,so i have given up on playing.now i just watch.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

tore my ACL in my knee playing 5-a-side football at uni

ruined my football career i'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

broken nose

fractured both collar bones on separate occasions

cracked rib

stumped my big toe a few times too

coxis bone took quite a whack recently, bruised up lovely that did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst Eye, needed a new Cornea and Lens !

Broken Ribs several times

Broken Wrist

Fractured Eye Socket

Broken Toes a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49 yrs old and been doing martial arts and Boxing since I was 6 yrs old and NEVER had an injury.

Played one charity game of football and tore my anterior cruciate ligament, 4 weeks before my first Pro boxing match.

Took me nearly 2 years to get back to the level of fitness I was at before injury.

Knee still tends to dislocate itself from time to time, can be a pain in the arse when it does it at the most inappropriate of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not us, but brother in law don't get bj's anymore cos Kate's sister's jaw dislocates and sometimes "locks on"

Now there's a man who suffers , imagine that....a life without bj's

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"broken nose

fractured both collar bones on separate occasions

cracked rib

stumped my big toe a few times too

coxis bone took quite a whack recently, bruised up lovely that did. "

I though this was "sporting injuries", not "Mally's daily journey to work"...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have broken my finger in the past, some people dont know their own strength.....few cuts , bruises, and of course carpet burns....nowt compared to you lot, Mally are you safe to be let out?

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By *ornyandnympho OP   Couple
over a year ago

poole

Accident prone lot or what lol

Mally, we'll send you some bubble wrap!

Bigbad, Yes the sex is rough down here! Have to tie em up and whip them into submission sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my nose chasing a beachball across the patio when I was about 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 internal stitches- explain that away in casualty! :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"broken nose

fractured both collar bones on separate occasions

cracked rib

stumped my big toe a few times too

coxis bone took quite a whack recently, bruised up lovely that did.

I though this was "sporting injuries", not "Mally's daily journey to work"..."

ah well there's a whole different set of injuries for commuting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit in face with cricket ball at school, gave me a swollen face, fell off my bike and did my collar bone, now that was proper sore, got a slice on my back from where sister through a smashed glass at me, chipped a tooth table sliding but had it re built, and most recent I have pulled muscles in shoulder and bicept, never had a bad injurey in football but a few sprains, did one bad injust to another lad but scene some horid stuff on and off the pitch

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