FabSwingers.com forum: Chat-up line...

By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just got a 'cheesy' one

Use a funny/cheesy/bad chat-up line on the person above to catch their attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a McDonald's burger...you'd be a McGorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Wilma? Because my names Fred and tonight I'mgoing to make your bedrock!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I want to wear you like a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It puts the lotion in the basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got a 'cheesy' one

Use a funny/cheesy/bad chat-up line on the person above to catch their attention

I've lost my teddy. Can i sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck? No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in the van

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy stayed home

This little piggy had roast beef

This little piggy had none

And this little piggy said...

"Fancy a fuck love? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Hope you got a crash helmet at home, because tonight you are going through the headboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you work in subways right? . . . . Because you just given me a foot long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a tree and i were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit

Did you bang your head when you fell from the heavens?

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet arse

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

You must be wearing space pants, because your arse is out of this world.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet arse

I'd guess not a good one to use while pissed and slurring your words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie. I want to split them open and eat the the creamy centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat my chips out of your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs are like an Oreo cookie. I want to split them open and eat the the creamy centre "
best yet. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clothes would wonderful on my bedroom floor.

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

Pissed myself when I read that!!

My favourite? "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm RJ."

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

If your cunt was a pussy i'd eat it?.

Just made that up on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs are like an Oreo cookie. I want to split them open and eat the the creamy centre "
Good word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

You must be a tree surgeon because you're giving me wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled.

some clothes would be good to.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a good put down to a cheesy chat up line.

"I'd love to get into your knickers"

"Sorry Hun, trannies don't do it for me..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up"

I'd probably spill my drink down the front of your trousers for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up"

Well I never!!! Hope nobody ever uses that one on me!!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lost my number... Can I borrow yours

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up

I'd probably spill my drink down the front of your trousers for that.

A) I probably wouldnt ask you or your mate

B) I probably wouldnt be wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up

I'd probably spill my drink down the front of your trousers for that.

A) I probably wouldnt ask you or your mate

B) I probably wouldnt be wearing any"

I'll choose A for you. Otherwise you not wearing trousers would probably get you arrested and I don't really wanna see your bits swinging around.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

: dirtyuker

...Coffee, milk and sugar for breakfast

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up

I'd probably spill my drink down the front of your trousers for that.

A) I probably wouldnt ask you or your mate

B) I probably wouldnt be wearing any"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fancy a dance?

Good, fuck off so I can chat ya mate up

I'd probably spill my drink down the front of your trousers for that.

A) I probably wouldnt ask you or your mate

B) I probably wouldnt be wearing any

I'll choose A for you. Otherwise you not wearing trousers would probably get you arrested and I don't really wanna see your bits swinging around. "

I only wear trousers if Im in court, other than that its Jeans for a weekend, tracky bottoms on a school night

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

": dirtyuker

...Coffee, milk and sugar for breakfast

Thats very kind of you, I'll take the damp patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 6pack and fit, fancy a shag this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beaver is bored and wants to play. Do you have any wood for my beaver today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let your beever nibble my wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 6pack and fit, fancy a shag this afternoon

Wow! You have a 6 pack???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 6pack and fit, fancy a shag this afternoon

Wow! You have a 6 pack???

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Yes I do lol, hard work you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya best grab your coat the grass is wet and you don't want muddy knees do ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow morning...... Shall I give you a call, or a nudge?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ooh baby is that glint in your eye because you want buggered?

x x X

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock up my arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be the last lady god ever made I heard he stopped when he hit perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let your beever nibble my wood"

You've been a naughty boy. Now go to my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs done in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock up my arse..."

Well I can give it a go because I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty! ARRRRGH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chickens ?

Well suck this it's fowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat Penguin! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"How do you like your eggs done in the morning?"

Unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs done in the morning?

Unfertilised

Hey here's my phone call you parents and let them know your not coming home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like Raisins?? NO!...well how about a date?

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

"How do you like your eggs done in the morning?

Unfertilised

Hey here's my phone call you parents and let them know your not coming home tonight

My dad always said if your not in bed by midnight come home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock up my arse..."
I prefer the word jam what

Flavour would you like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs done in the morning?

Unfertilised

Hey here's my phone call you parents and let them know your not coming home tonight

My dad always said if your not in bed by midnight come home lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your name Wilma? Because my names Fred and tonight I'mgoing to make your bedrock!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were my car, id wax you and ride you all over town!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost my number... Can I borrow yours

Yes you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you"
Thats another fine mess you,ve

Got me into stanley...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've got some toasties and peanut butter to last us a couple o days

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Excuse me,,,, well fuck me if I'm wrong, but you do want to have sex with me?

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