FabSwingers.com forum: What's one thing you know today....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...that you didn't know yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room

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Pah...only 4/5 hours.....took me two days last time!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

that tits can eat bumblebees

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"that tits can eat bumblebees

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Can they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room

Pah...only 4/5 hours.....took me two days last time!

I work quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can run mile and half in 9:46 minutes.

I also know I need a lung transplant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I can run mile and half in 9:46 minutes.

I also know I need a lung transplant!! "

I'll swap a lung for your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too early for me,I haven't learnt anything yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the idea of a piece of chocolate cake in the morning will stop cravings later in the day is true

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"...that you didn't know yesterday?

that I can resist a morning wank if I read the Guardian

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I know I can run mile and half in 9:46 minutes.

I also know I need a lung transplant!! "
I can walk to the nearest shop in the same amount of time.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That rather than be at court today with my boss, working, I'm not

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That I have 3 ginea pigs... How did that happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have 3 ginea pigs... How did that happen?"

Did your mum not sit you down and explain? Like when you were about 12.....?

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Don't wash chicken before you cook it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can fight a vole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room

I knew that but I'm in the same boat today, nightmare eh!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

That having a full English Breakfast with a pint of Spitfire at 06.30 hrs is a very good thing to do

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I have no money on my mind just love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when your really tired someone always rings or knocks on the door or does both

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

That my newly acquired cd of the who at hull is damned good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am totally sane, have no 3 year old profile with no veri males messaging me; have the same body I had ages 18 ..... wake up! wake up! wake up!!!! What the hell .... I am a better person today than I was yesterday because of good and bad experiences ..... fuck me I need sleep I got up on Saturday

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

That my bad cough I had yesterday is worse today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

Di your skirt fall down flashing your panties

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

Di your skirt fall down flashing your panties

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perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I hate Mondays . Oh wait !! I knew that yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That this job I'm on is a right bastard wish I'd of asked for some help

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I already knew o have amazing friends and was anticipating a really good summer but I now know it's going to be a fantabulous summer!

(that's me in my sunglasses with a glass of wine watching the sun set in one of the most beautiful places in the world that is

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" with a glass of wine watching the sun set in one of the most beautiful places in the world that is

Sherwood Pit Tip in Mansfield?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I feel quite good after riding the London 2 Brighton ride yesterday, not many aches at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am one day closer to summer break and finished Uni for this year. Woo hoo

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

" with a glass of wine watching the sun set in one of the most beautiful places in the world that is

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Sherwood Pit Tip in Mansfield?

Nah, I'd need a gas mask smilie for that one!

(that's me with a scarf over my face cos I can't find a gas mask)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not at work today

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

I'd have tickled you.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

Di your skirt fall down flashing your panties

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No I was wearing shorts.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"...that you didn't know yesterday?

That Argentina would've beat Bosnia 2-1, wish i'd put a bet on it now, damn it!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have just found out, I am late for an appointment I had last Tuesday.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 16/06/14 13:09:43]

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I have just found out, I am late for an appointment I had last Tuesday.

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if you hurry you might still make it.

x x X

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have just found out, I am late for an appointment I had last Tuesday.

if you hurry you might still make it.

x x X"
Hahahaha, thought it was tomorrow! DOH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that tomorrow i am a year older

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By *hreescompany!Couple
over a year ago

Bury

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kangaroos have 3 vaginas!!

lucky buggers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone here has a spot and wants to know who else has had a spot

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Kangaroos have 3 vaginas!!

... and a bifurcated penis, if memory serves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kangaroos have 3 vaginas!!

Kangaroos get fucked left, right and centre

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

4 if you count the wizards sleeve the joey sits in. .so if you include the mouth that would be pentagon penetration?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

An airtight kangaroo would be a pretty busy place, by all accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

Oh god it's coming in three's for you...good luck with the job front

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

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Thats horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

Oh god it's coming in three's for you...good luck with the job front

Not having much luck with life at the moment. But I'm seeing it all as new experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it isn't raining today. nowt else new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that I can get freckles in the sunshine after an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I love receiving parcels in the post, even though I ordered them I still get excited lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i'd be in the need for a good fuck on a Monday.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

That I would be able to walk better today.

Also tjat being so good at work ladt week made things change for the next year that I didn't want. I should have been crap last week to alter my fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my friends new pony has a crusty knob & I've had a full explanation at lunchtime about how she has to clean it off !

It put me right off my salad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That my friends new pony has a crusty knob & I've had a full explanation at lunchtime about how she has to clean it off !

It put me right off my salad !

I didn't want to know that!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"That my friends new pony has a crusty knob & I've had a full explanation at lunchtime about how she has to clean it off !

It put me right off my salad !

Lucky you weren't eating bratwurst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How things change so quickly ...always read the small print lol

Her

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

Oh god it's coming in three's for you...good luck with the job front

Not having much luck with life at the moment. But I'm seeing it all as new experiences. "

You have to and the age old saying what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that tits can eat bumblebees

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There,s plenty of tits around

This year...I MEAN.. bumblebees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if a woman is pregnant and uses a vibrator. The child may be born with a stutter.

...well, that's what i read on a status update. It has to be true right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't wash chicken before you cook it

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that this person has spent the day watching daytime tv lol

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I know the wooden steps at the bottom of my garden are rotten -- I just fell through them -- lovely big bruise on my bum cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I can fight a vole."
What in a hole sure it was,nt a mole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That having a full English Breakfast with a pint of Spitfire at 06.30 hrs is a very good thing to do

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Certainly different wheel chocks away and

Off we go...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i shouldn't have gone to gp today im now going on insulin tomw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got stuck on monkey bars once, just dangled until someone came and rescued me.

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Awwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I feel quite good after riding the London 2 Brighton ride yesterday, not many aches at all."
Well done you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that tomorrow i am a year older"
many happy returns I hope

You can blow all your candles out in one

On yer birthday cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I would me seeking alternative employment

Just been made redundant

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Sorry to hear that not a nice feeling

at all I know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...that you didn't know yesterday?

My meeting would keep me waiting 45 minutes then cancel on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports "
My dog squasged Benjamin the Bumble Bee today

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Squashed

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That I can get into the size smaller dress I got in anticipation of losing weight and I don't look like an overstuffed sausage in it!

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

That ;

Thomas Mueller is an fffing cheat and should be ashamed of himself!

That ;

Real men dont roll about about on the ground clutching their face like they have been shot in it(when they havent)

That ;

Thomas Mueller is a non man fffing cheat who whould be ashamed of himself..

That ;

This demonstrates why a 4th official is urgently needed-its too important NOT to have one,surely?

That ;

if i ever meet Thomas Mueller ,im gonna tell him how much I fancy him with a view to getting him back to mine to see my handcuffs and restraints ..

Once restrained and helpless, I`m going to explain to him

a) why cheats shouldnt prosper

b) that if you relax it will hurt less

and

c) `Scream all you want you moany little bitch,like you did to get Pepe sent off... No one can hear you and it WONT make me go any easier on you,you lying no mark of a `man` whose a fffing cheat and scumbag who should be ashamed of yourself!`

Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the wooden steps at the bottom of my garden are rotten -- I just fell through them -- lovely big bruise on my bum cheek"
Get some arnica on it

If you have any I find it good for getting

Bruise,s out and soothing mind where you

Sit thou....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i shouldn't have gone to gp today im now going on insulin tomw"
Is this what i think it is.... If so I,m borderline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports "
I wonder what species of bee

Their useing There,s plenty around this

Year bumblebees that is....

dogs First and now bees I wonder who the Brainchild was for that hope they have

ways of stopping the bees stinging yer

obviously they are controlled not

On the wing what am I thinking....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That ;

Thomas Mueller is an fffing cheat and should be ashamed of himself!

That ;

Real men dont roll about about on the ground clutching their face like they have been shot in it(when they havent)

That ;

Thomas Mueller is a non man fffing cheat who whould be ashamed of himself..

That ;

This demonstrates why a 4th official is urgently needed-its too important NOT to have one,surely?

That ;

if i ever meet Thomas Mueller ,im gonna tell him how much I fancy him with a view to getting him back to mine to see my handcuffs and restraints ..

Once restrained and helpless, I`m going to explain to him

a) why cheats shouldnt prosper

b) that if you relax it will hurt less

and

Grrrrrr

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That Pepe is a petulant twat, intent is intent.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

You cant do mouth to mouth on a fox when he/she decides to play chicken with a Scannia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That blondes really do have more fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that Bisexmistress is a tad cross

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

If Nigeria score the scorer will go down on all fours,make like a dog,cock his leg and piss on corner flag

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"that Bisexmistress is a tad cross

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No shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are bigger cunts today than yesterday and even bigger tomorrow !!!

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

That I'm having a mad night out in Blackpool this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports My dog squasged Benjamin the Bumble Bee today

Well he better be at the airport tommorow making up for his destructive behaviour

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

1) The four chunks of Cadbury's Whole Nut is 125 calories.

2) That it's not possible to break off just 4 chunks.

3) Once more than four chunks have been broken off they get eaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that by the end of this week I'll be glad it's weekend. I also know that my instinct works fine and I can spot an arsehole.

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