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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone..... "

Nope, i have a few that i know i didnt have yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone..... "

Well leave the sheep alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope ive discovered some bruises on my thigh but no idea how they got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone..... "

happens to us all at sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke this morning with an axe buried in me skull cant think where it came from and Les don't seem ta know either xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Woke this morning with an axe buried in me skull cant think where it came from and Les don't seem ta know either xx "
Awwwwwwwwwww if ya need first aid...let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Woke this morning with an axe buried in me skull cant think where it came from and Les don't seem ta know either xx "

you really have made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Rob said he woke up with one sore knee

he said hes a lovely chinese guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke this morning with an axe buried in me skull cant think where it came from and Les don't seem ta know either xx "

Its that wood cutting guy who has just been on Britain's got Talent.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mine isn't sore, though.

Must be his brother!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone..... "

.

And your lips, are they still sore?

I never got round to asking why they were sore in the first place while we were at Chams...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them "

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too"

bring on the queues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too

bring on the queues "

ok as long as we can make sure they form orderly ones... we need discipline in the ranks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too

bring on the queues

ok as long as we can make sure they form orderly ones... we need discipline in the ranks"

ATTENTION!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too

bring on the queues

ok as long as we can make sure they form orderly ones... we need discipline in the ranks

ATTENTION!"

Yes RSM

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i have bruises but i know exactly hom i got them

shhhhhh dont go telling everybody - they will want some , too

bring on the queues

ok as long as we can make sure they form orderly ones... we need discipline in the ranks

ATTENTION!

Yes RSM"

Realy Sexy Miss!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"And your lips, are they still sore?

I never got round to asking why they were sore in the first place while we were at Chams... "

They are, actually. Top lip is quite swollen - I'm starting to think I must be allergic to something

I just have to hope it was something specific and not something general!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

As for how it happened, I must have slipped and fallen on a wet surface. There was no wet floor sign, so I am considering my legal options...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for how it happened, I must have slipped and fallen on a wet surface. There was no wet floor sign, so I am considering my legal options...

"

I dont know the story behind it - but ... what was that wet surface?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"As for how it happened, I must have slipped and fallen on a wet surface. There was no wet floor sign, so I am considering my legal options...

"

where there blame theres a claim!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

I dont know the story behind it - but ... what was that wet surface? "

Not sure...it wasn't well lit.

Which is another problem!

I'm quids in here, people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I dont know the story behind it - but ... what was that wet surface?

Not sure...it wasn't well lit.

Which is another problem!

I'm quids in here, people.... "

Ouch sounds serious indeed - sorry to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love sex wounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I love sex wounds."

isnt that cruel lol ?

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Who said anything about sex? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said anything about sex? lol

"

She did , Sir, it was not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I love sex wounds."

Guilty lol they like war wounds lol carpet burns on my knees and a spanked arse oh and lock jaw lol

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

That'll be something to look forward to if I ever get to have sex then...

Are there any downsides?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just discovered a bruise on my knee, and yesterday there were random scratches on my legs.

Surely I should notice doing myself an injury.....?

I think I'm going senile.

Tell me I'm not alone..... "

still have the bruises?

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"still have the bruises? "

I have just about healed up, thanks Femme.

(waits for punchline)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"still have the bruises?

I have just about healed up, thanks Femme.

(waits for punchline)"

i was just asking after your well being n ya bruises!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you want to see the bruises i had on my leg after my opp last year. Ankle to hip!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you want to see the bruises i had on my leg after my opp last year. Ankle to hip! "
hope u used plenty of Arnica

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"i was just asking after your well being n ya bruises!!! lol "

Resurrecting a 3 week old thread? There's an agenda here, but since I don't know what it is...I'm going to ignore it!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i was just asking after your well being n ya bruises!!! lol

Resurrecting a 3 week old thread? There's an agenda here, but since I don't know what it is...I'm going to ignore it!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

you so need that jelly wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was just asking after your well being n ya bruises!!! lol

Resurrecting a 3 week old thread? There's an agenda here, but since I don't know what it is...I'm going to ignore it!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

Have your bruises gone then?

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I have just about healed up, thanks Femme.

"

That was a "yes" Mr Cock/Mrs Box (?!). I have had bruises that lasted three weeks, but they're generally not the ones you fail to notice until the following day!

Thanks for taking an interest though - and I'm confident yours is more altruistic than......somebody else's!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"you so need that jelly wrestling "

You wish to have me re-bruised????

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