FabSwingers.com forum: why so selfish

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

went to my brothers party bearing in mind I don't go out much HE decides hes bored so I have to leave get back and I thought ok I will watch football being England oh no he don't want to so has switched over I swear I will stick the remote up his arse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Of course it's not selfish to have 2 threads running simultaneously

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you ever discuss these annoyances with your husband?

Get another television and watch what you want.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sorry,who is the selfish one?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry,who is the selfish one?"

She sells shellfish on the seashore

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

sorry rant over I feel better now

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Fool me once more than. . . . .ah fukit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbelievable!!

How dare your OH decide he is bored at a party and then decide that he doesn't want to watch the football!!

Damn these men that have their own minds!!

Buy another tv...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Buy another telly or maybe leave and find someone who you can respect and want to be with.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sorry rant over I feel better now "

I suppose a "feel better cuddle" is out of the equation then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Buy another tv

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Buy another telly or maybe leave and find someone who you can respect and want to be with."

*refers op to fixing a telly to the wall thread......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... or maybe leave and find someone who you can respect and want to be with."

Yeah that's the exact answer isn't it

I divorced my fella cos I couldn't get the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a different husband.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I divorced my fella cos I couldn't get the remote

Crikey, that was a tad harsh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I should start up a web-site for people to complain about their partners. If I charge just 50p per post I will be rich in no time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"went to my brothers party bearing in mind I don't go out much HE decides hes bored so I have to leave get back and I thought ok I will watch football being England oh no he don't want to so has switched over I swear I will stick the remote up his arse "

Your brother left his own party because he was bored and came home with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I should start up a web-site for people to complain about their partners. If I charge just 50p per post I will be rich in no time.

I think it's called Facebook?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I should start up a web-site for people to complain about their partners. If I charge just 50p per post I will be rich in no time.

I think it's called Facebook?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think I should start up a web-site for people to complain about their partners. If I charge just 50p per post I will be rich in no time.

I think it's called Facebook?

I think you should go ahead Lickety at least if it was all in one place we wouldn't be witness to the shocking disrespect.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Your brother left his own party because he was bored and came home with you?

No she is talking about her husband

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Your brother left his own party because he was bored and came home with you?

No she is talking about her husband

I eventually realised that when I read the whole thread.....silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... or maybe leave and find someone who you can respect and want to be with.

Yeah that's the exact answer isn't it

I divorced my fella cos I couldn't get the remote

a great reason and noted

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm sure the updated version of this would include something about the remote control:

And now the six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail

In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down? Like Bernie!

Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew, Pop!

Well, I come home this one day

And I'm really irritated

and looking for a little sympathy,

and there's Bernie

Layin' on the couch, drinking a beer and, chewin',

No, not chewin', poppin'!

So, I said to him, I said

"You pop that gum one more time" and he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots into his head

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single, we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.

Then I found out, single he told me

Single, my ass!

Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives

One of those Mormons, you know

So that night, when he came home from work

I fixed him his drink, as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it coming, he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

Carvin' up the chicken for dinner

minding my own business

in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage

"You been screwin' the milkman"

He says

He was crazy and he kept on screaming

"You been screwin the milkman"

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz. Én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Próbáltam a rendorségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg.

But yeah, did you do it?

Uh uh, not guilty

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act

And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us

With the last number in our act

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles

Back flips, flip flops one right after the other

Well, this one night before the show

We were down at the hotel in Cicero

The three of us, Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice

So I went out to get some

I come back, open the door

There's Veronica and Charlie

Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I could ever know, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter

But he was always trying to find himself

He go out every night looking for himself

And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin', they had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How could they tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time

Single my ass

Ten times

Miért csukott Uncle Sam börtönbe

Number seventeen, the spread eagle

Artistic differences

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I enjoyed that and sang along whilst reading it, thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch it live online then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I just sang that whole song in my head.

But anyway,any man who doesn't watch his national team play sport deserves to be divorced. I use the term "man" lightly. You can watch it online on BBC sport online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy another tv "

Or go to better parties

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can't believe I just sang that whole song in my head.

But anyway,any man who doesn't watch his national team play sport deserves to be divorced. I use the term "man" lightly. You can watch it online on BBC sport online"

I kept singing it reading the threads this evening.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Id definitely stick the remote up his arse, but wait till I had a spare. If one of the fellas on here as a spare sky remote, maybe they could bring it over. Make your own remote viewing party or something - tip the contents of some bad drink up it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remote party

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder why some people are in relationships at all when they find their partner THAT irritating.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A remote party

Her"

Is this instead of keys in a bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate football but I'm in a pub with oh and neighbours with footie and men screaming like banshees but I'm enjoying the wine and eye candy Watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A remote party

Her

Is this instead of keys in a bowl?

"
yes it is the new swinging party, choose your remote, and away you go, not figured out how it will work yet, as all sky remotes look the same.

Her

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A remote party

Her

Is this instead of keys in a bowl?

yes it is the new swinging party, choose your remote, and away you go, not figured out how it will work yet, as all sky remotes look the same.

Her"

I'm a Virgin. Maybe use the music system remotes too? Some are very little though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A remote party

Her

Is this instead of keys in a bowl?

yes it is the new swinging party, choose your remote, and away you go, not figured out how it will work yet, as all sky remotes look the same.

Her

I'm a Virgin. Maybe use the music system remotes too? Some are very little though.

"
I'm a virgin too. Yes I think any remote should be fine, and the lynx cans can be used as a bonus.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Remote party. Do it with neighbours, tv off. You get paired up, then see which homes tv set lights up when pressed and youre good to go.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Remote party. Do it with neighbours, tv off. You get paired up, then see which homes tv set lights up when pressed and youre good to go. "

I can't do that with my neighbours - it would be incest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you frequently start threads criticising your husband. You also start threads criticising you lover. Forgive me but I find it difficult to feel any real sympathy.

Maybe you could look at what would make you happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you frequently start threads criticising your husband. You also start threads criticising you lover. Forgive me but I find it difficult to feel any real sympathy.

Maybe you could look at what would make you happy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you frequently start threads criticising your husband. You also start threads criticising you lover. Forgive me but I find it difficult to feel any real sympathy.

Maybe you could look at what would make you happy?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course."

Its not been a supportive thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread"

Nor have the others the OP starts in the same vein.

I have said it before by I hear the theme tune to Soap.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread"

No, but gentle by comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison."

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp"

I know what a good job you're not sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp

I know what a good job you're not sensitive

Its clearing up with the cream i got from the Clinic..Thanks for asking

Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp

I know what a good job you're not sensitive

Its clearing up with the cream i got from the Clinic..Thanks for asking

Gimp"

Thank God, because we thought it was never going to go and limbo dancing was out of the question for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp

I know what a good job you're not sensitive

Its clearing up with the cream i got from the Clinic..Thanks for asking

Gimp

Thank God, because we thought it was never going to go and limbo dancing was out of the question for a while."

Limbo Dancing ?

OH!!

When you asked me to lower my pole i thought you meant...

..Oh well never mind

Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Double standards all in working order I see. A man starting this thread would be lying bleeding in the gutter by now....metaphorically of course.

Its not been a supportive thread

No, but gentle by comparison.

Its because Men are more sympathetic to Womens Relationship problems

Gimp

Especially if there's a chance of a shag

If i wernt such a Nice Polite Genuine Guy.

I COULD BE BLOODY HURT YA'KNOW

Gimp

I know what a good job you're not sensitive

Its clearing up with the cream i got from the Clinic..Thanks for asking

Gimp

Thank God, because we thought it was never going to go and limbo dancing was out of the question for a while.

Limbo Dancing ?

OH!!

When you asked me to lower my pole i thought you meant...

..Oh well never mind

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubbys a bit like that i wouldnt call him selfish though because he is very good to us in so many ways.

had an argument with him a couple of weeks ago about him watching stuff i dont like on the telly, couldnt believe when he let me watch every episode of spring watch so sometimes its worth having a moan.

we both hate parties anyway.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When my ex did this I got a cab for him and stayed at the party. He didn't do it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my ex did this I got a cab for him and stayed at the party. He didn't do it again. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not applying this to anyone in particular here but in general people will treat you how you allow them to treat you. I have some friends whose grown up kids live at home and don't lift a finger to help, they never ever say anything to the kids just moan to their friends about them. How on earth is this ever going to solve the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not applying this to anyone in particular here but in general people will treat you how you allow them to treat you. I have some friends whose grown up kids live at home and don't lift a finger to help, they never ever say anything to the kids just moan to their friends about them. How on earth is this ever going to solve the problem? "

need to read books on how to be assertive.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

need to read books on how to be assertive."

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It seems like you know your place at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are."

the thing to do is to raise them in the right manner so that they are not the type of people who may cause one to 'moan' to others..

worked for us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are.

the thing to do is to raise them in the right manner so that they are not the type of people who may cause one to 'moan' to others..

worked for us.."

Not everyones as smart as you though are they.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are.

the thing to do is to raise them in the right manner so that they are not the type of people who may cause one to 'moan' to others..

worked for us..

Not everyones as smart as you though are they.

'smart', strange thing to say..

no, not at all..

hard work, love, support etc ..

and an understanding that whilst they are your kids and you will love them eternally that you as their parents have responsibility to get it right..

they wont be perfect as guess what neither are 'we', but they wont be the type of person that acts either selfishly or otherwise to such a point where we as their parents would 'moan' about them to others..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are."

Only kid I don't moan about is my grand-kid, because he's practically perfect in every way.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are."

Really! Our kids weren't angels they still aren't but if they did something wrong we tried to sort it out with them rather than say nothing and run them down behind their backs. Of course we all have a bit of a moan when we've had to get out of bed at 2 am to pick them up when they're stranded but I don't mean that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to read books on how to be assertive.

maybe or maybe they need to stop moaning and sort themselves out

I dont know anyone who doesnt moan about their kids though. whatever age they are.

the thing to do is to raise them in the right manner so that they are not the type of people who may cause one to 'moan' to others..

worked for us..

Not everyones as smart as you though are they.

'smart', strange thing to say..

no, not at all..

hard work, love, support etc ..

and an understanding that whilst they are your kids and you will love them eternally that you as their parents have responsibility to get it right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah always have your exit plan sorted before you go, then if one of you wants to stay you know where you stand.

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