FabSwingers.com forum: D*unk texts/phone calls

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you guilty of sending them or making them?? I think there is an app where you download and it doesn't allow you to make them...I've sent some proper cringe worthy ones in the past lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you guilty of sending them or making them?? I think there is an app where you download and it doesn't allow you to make them...I've sent some proper cringe worthy ones in the past lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once phoned my mum in Spain at 4 I'm the morning to tell her I love her but only found out I did it when she rang me next day to see how my hangover was pmsl!!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

..my phone rang once.this was over ten years ago while i was in bed and it was one of those phone calls i quickly sussed whoever it was had accidentally or whatever rang me.but instead of hanging up i listened to my woman gettin the living daylights shagd into her for an hour. . .I've never quite been the same since

fuck it

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you guilty of sending them or making them?? I think there is an app where you download and it doesn't allow you to make them...I've sent some proper cringe worthy ones in the past lol...

Don't send them but good at deciphering them

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Yes i have once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An app ?? How the hell does your phone know your pished lol

Ohhhh too many times with an embarrassing but often truthful convo the following day. "Luv u I do me "

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"An app ?? How the hell does your phone know your pished lol

Ohhhh too many times with an embarrassing but often truthful convo the following day. "Luv u I do me ""

Not sure I think you can put a block on or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never,

But i have had some random men calling d*unk asking were there gf is

Wrong number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you guilty of sending them or making them?? "

Sorry, I won't phone again until I am sober

xx luv yooooo I really dooo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dint think I have ever given or received these lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ILL DOUBLE AND TRIPLE THIS. I phoned my mum outside liquid nightclub to tell her im outside and can she let let me in. I told the bouncers they will get sacked when they realise I live upstairs. I got the most frantic call at 7am asking if I was ok LMFAO!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I received one recently at 2am it was so funny as he was rat arsed lol

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"..my phone rang once.this was over ten years ago while i was in bed and it was one of those phone calls i quickly sussed whoever it was had accidentally or whatever rang me.but instead of hanging up i listened to my woman gettin the living daylights shagd into her for an hour. . .I've never quite been the same since

fuck it

x x X"

Did you know that's what she'd be doing? Xx

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

fuck it

x x X

Did you know that's what she'd be doing? Xx"
. Did i fuck

made me the person i am today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, technology has made the world a shameful place...not just texts but access to the internet when d*unk is sooooo not good!!!!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Are you guilty of sending them or making them?? I think there is an app where you download and it doesn't allow you to make them...I've sent some proper cringe worthy ones in the past lol...

Don't send them but good at deciphering them

That is a skill in itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone shamelessly text someone making out they are pissed just because they wanted to say something..

i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to this

Surprisingly tho not many ppl seem to realise im d*unk... they tend to think its juat my usual lack of proof reading lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I think am you d*unk am as not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone shamelessly text someone making out they are pissed just because they wanted to say something..

i have

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"anyone shamelessly text someone making out they are pissed just because they wanted to say something..

i have

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no Thats just scarey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In my younger days before the mobile phone and with the difficulties of finding working public phones I used to get people rapping on my window at 2am for a d*unken shag.

Calls and texts are a doddle after that and I don't really get them.

I have sent the odd d*unken text to tell someone what I am doing at that exact moment but it really is very rare and only ever to those that I know love me enough to forgive me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Late one night Frisky got a txt from her ex husband. She told him he had sent it to the wrong person. He ment to send it to his girlfriend whilst his partner was out....

He started chatting her up suggesting that they meet up for a shag for old times sake.

He didn't realise that I was telling her what to send back....

A couple of years later he told her that if she didn't drop the CSA he would send me a copy of the txt.... Again didn't know I was listening... What an arse...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm teetotal and make a prat of myself naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we first joined here we were very niaive and used our own phones. Andy's is always on 24/7 and once in the early hours of the morning we got a call from a very d*unken guy we'd met previously saying he had a female fb and would we like to meet them sometime!! Don't think he got the answer he wanted lol and we learnt our lesson the hard way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Never done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my phone is set to go silent after 2300 until 0730 as I got annoyed by the number of my mates/ exes/ family members who would text me when d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My d*unken texts don't make too much sense. I sometimes look at them in the morning and think Wtf! Then I have to read back through to het the jist of the Convo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent one or two before

thankfully my phones on silent at night so if I get any I can tease them in the morning ......I don't get many

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've sent one or two before

thankfully my phones on silent at night so if I get any I can tease them in the morning ......I don't get many "

I'm teetotal and put my phone on silent or switch it off.

It's worked so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never phoned or texted anyone but bought a full size fruit machine off of ebay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I may have taken a call or two in the past from ladies who were a little vodka-powered.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I hate it when ppl phone and leave a voice mail.so i have an answer message explaining if they leave a message i will haunt them in their dreams and probably jinx them for life if the message is unimportant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like making phone calls when I'm sober. Even after all these years I'm such a slow texter, again whilst sober. Can't be arsed to text when I'm d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my ultimate d*unken call!

I phoned my ex who at the time i had only been seeing a month. It was after a day at the races and loads of free booze! So the phonecall consisted of me singing enrique iglesis - i can be your hero baby! Soooo embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink. But, every bugger seens to call me and pour their love for me all over the phone. And half of it, i don't even know what they're on about.

It's funny though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no never as i hardly ever use my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once left a message on a friends voicemail calling him all the names under the sun after he buggered off after a night out and failed to bring back the food several of us had given him money for.

Unfortunately I called his work mobile not his personal one and he didn't listen to the message until Monday morning in the company of colleagues who were equal parts amused and bemused by a message starting "oi you fucker where's my fucking kebab"

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