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Off Side rule explained for the ladies..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is the "offside rule" explained for women:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Copied from some picture thinngy ma bob on FaceBook.. i thought it was class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i thought it was good

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I thought it would involve how long a friend's ex is off limits for after a relationship has ended

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the salt and pepper pot in this shop?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Where's the salt and pepper pot in this shop? "

Ahhhhhh push it ....push it real good !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen this before love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I am able to understand the offside rule without the help of a shopping explanation

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"well i thought it was good "

Not good it's fantastic lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put it like that it all makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too complicated

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?"

Then she's a silly sod for leaving the goal undefended

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"This is the "offside rule" explained for women:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Offside explained simply~ its virtually identical to putting a kettle on.

Put the kettle on x x X

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?

Then she's a silly sod for leaving the goal undefended"

But would it not be offside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us so actually understand tbe off side rule without a shopping explanation or salt and pepper pots! No, get your kit off and come here. Hahaha. X

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?"

Offside,

Unless your Brazilian.

in that situation,the lady in front of you is escorted to the door by the security guards.

the shops japanese manager then insists you accept the shoes as a gift,and sacks the shop assistant,for unfairly moving out of position,

thus denying you a clear shoe buying opportunity.

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