FabSwingers.com forum: Twat....

By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

...a word under used I think

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

its a great word

and one i used just rectly in a PM lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

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By *ethot69Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

My favourite line from any film - Blazing Saddles.

"Shut up you teutonic TWAT!"

Flies off the tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a twat is a female goldfish check it out

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?"

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

FFS I miss all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

Hmmmmm interesting....ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

FFS I miss all the fun

Huh ya not the only one xx

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

FFS I miss all the fun

Huh ya not the only one xx

Were you in the bath again? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few of us got called twats last night in the forums.

What happened with that one?

Magic mod Rugby made it go away

FFS I miss all the fun

Huh ya not the only one xx

Were you in the bath again? lol"

Nope BED lol xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i find the use of such word's, vulgar,degrading and extremely demeaning and would never use them,

so will the twat that started this thread fook off and stop it lol

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"i find the use of such word's, vulgar,degrading and extremely demeaning and would never use them,

so will the twat that started this thread fook off and stop it lol

oy twat face...watch ya step else you will get a twatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find the use of such word's, vulgar,degrading and extremely demeaning and would never use them,

so will the twat that started this thread fook off and stop it lol

oy twat face...watch ya step else you will get a twatting

Hello sailor xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Which twat wants to twat my twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which twat wants to twat my twat

Me Me Me xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Which twat wants to twat my twat

Me Me Me xxxx

On ya knees boy

seriously are we not allowed to say twat anymore.......or were people calling each other twats in a baaaaaad way

in which case I can see why the posts were removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On ya knees boy

Oh i luvs it when ya forceful (Soapy rolls over so honey can tickle his tummy) xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

Thats HPC's department.....she has a hugeeeeeeee big paddle for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

Thats HPC's department.....she has a hugeeeeeeee big paddle for you."

Yeah but honeys done that already

I needs variation ya know xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

Thats HPC's department.....she has a hugeeeeeeee big paddle for you.

Yeah but honeys done that already

I needs variation ya know xx

Damn, I don't do the spanking, I like to be spanked........but I did see a giant butt plug on a website, maybe I should invest n that for your variation .....it had wires attached to it and everyfink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

Thats HPC's department.....she has a hugeeeeeeee big paddle for you.

Yeah but honeys done that already

I needs variation ya know xx

Just say the word hun whats ya address again??? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Ah it wasn't a jokey thread HPC.........anyway, just as well you can't get banned for saying twat....you would be banned three times by now !!

Some people have no sense of humour (soapy duly bends and removes his pants ready for the spanking) xx

Thats HPC's department.....she has a hugeeeeeeee big paddle for you.

Yeah but honeys done that already

I needs variation ya know xx

Hehehehehe

you sure it was'nt a lamp shade

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

[Removed by poster at 31/05/10 14:07:44]

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/10 14:07:44]"

pmsl...tea all over the laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/10 14:07:44]

pmsl...tea all over the laptop

Sorry chezza

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao @ HPC

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

i called my mum a twat when i was about 16!! she made me look it up in the dictionary and it said "the female genetal, offenly used as a vulgar word"

I remember it to this day and have never said it since!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"i called my mum a twat when i was about 16!! she made me look it up in the dictionary and it said "the female genetal, offenly used as a vulgar word"

I remember it to this day and have never said it since!!"

uuuuuuuuum i'm telling your mum on you as you just used that word here in an open forum for all to see

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

Smacked bottom and off to bed with no supper

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

it is funny though what influence my mum had on me!! i cant say the 't' word but happily use any other word associated with the female genetalia!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

come here young woman and lay across my knee while i spank you into never allowing that word to pass between your lips ever again

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

Smacked bottom and off to bed with no supper

oh ok!! you coming with me?? hehehe!

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

come here young woman and lay across my knee while i spank you into never allowing that word to pass between your lips ever again

hehehe!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

Smacked bottom and off to bed with no supper

oh ok!! you coming with me?? hehehe!"

OK then just to make sure you don;t sneak any biscuits

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"oh yes!!! ooops!! sorry Mum!!

Smacked bottom and off to bed with no supper

oh ok!! you coming with me?? hehehe!

OK then just to make sure you don;t sneak any biscuits

oooh no crumbs in the bed oooh dear how uncomfortable is that lol

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

i hate crumbs in bed more than anything! kids do it all the time! why don't they go and eat biscuits in their own bed!!

anyway, where were we......... oh yes

TWAT!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"i hate crumbs in bed more than anything! kids do it all the time! why don't they go and eat biscuits in their own bed!!

anyway, where were we......... oh yes

TWAT!!!"

you have done it again ,, you must love you bottom spanked lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...a word under used I think

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In some quarters it may be underused....in others i suspect it isnt

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"...a word under used I think

In some quarters it may be underused....in others i suspect it isnt

Hello sexy bum

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...a word under used I think

In some quarters it may be underused....in others i suspect it isnt

Hello sexy bum

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hello naughty minx

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"My favourite line from any film - Blazing Saddles.

"Shut up you teutonic TWAT!"

Flies off the tongue."
Classic line!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i think supercalifragilisticxpealedocious is another under used word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and

"HEMOROIDS"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"and

"HEMOROIDS"

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bogies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut, I thought this thread was all about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snot then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tut, I thought this thread was all about me.

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dont be so hard on yourself

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"snot then

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren always has a sharp intake of breath whenever I used the word 'twat' up here. I once asked her why and she informed me that calling someone a twat up here is akin to calling them a c**t, whereas where I'm from a twat is an idiot.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

John Cooper Clarke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...a word under used I think

look....I've told you before......stop calling me a twat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...but I did see a giant butt plug on a website, maybe I should invest n that for your variation .....it had wires attached to it and everyfink."

Wires attched

Was it 240v or 3 phase ? That'd make your eyes water

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