FabSwingers.com forum: Totally shit adverts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adverts for bingo...

Bingo heads

Foxy bingo

Pink pigeon shit bingo

Barbara feckin Windsor bingo

Wank bingo

I know there have been some crap adverts but has any entire genre ever been this bad!

Is there an unwritten rule that ALL bingo adverts have to be totally pooooh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adverts for bingo...

Bingo heads

Foxy bingo

Pink pigeon shit bingo

Barbara feckin Windsor bingo

Wank bingo

I know there have been some crap adverts but has any entire genre ever been this bad!

Is there an unwritten rule that ALL bingo adverts have to be totally pooooh?"

Of course

It reflects the quality of the evening's entertainment

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

when that bloody little robot appears on the screen I turn off the sound so no idea what the thing is selling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meerkats. Fucking meerkats. Just, why? Please, someone, explain the reason that an ad agency is intent on bleeding a very weak pun to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch adverts, they're totally shit.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

That fucking yoghurt one with that fucking woman in the fucking car who fucking overreacts to a fucking yoghurt and then fucking shouts and fucking ends up with fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose.

It's not fucking cute and it's fucking not funny.

AND they've fucking just brought out another fucking advert on a fucking train with the same fucking story.

For fuck's sake!

GRRRRRR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We buy any car...

Fucking hated that shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go compare and Sheila's Wheels. Ones you love to hate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Michael Parkinson and June Whitfield can go do one

I don't want a Parker Pen

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the one with phil who has no car and snoop dog hate it

Wonga

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Meerkats. Fucking meerkats. Just, why? Please, someone, explain the reason that an ad agency is intent on bleeding a very weak pun to death."

because it works??? odd thought i know but hey

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Santander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Currys ones really piss me off, especially the one with the twat slurping his tea.

And the magnum ones.

And every advert with some fuckwit crunching food.

And those adverts where they have dinner table conversations.

I don't like many adverts.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Haribo. Why does every advert have some obnoxious adult pretending to be a smart ass kid. Hate them. Have the opposite effect on us, would rather put pins in our eyes than buy their product. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adverts for bingo...

Bingo heads

Foxy bingo

Pink pigeon shit bingo

Barbara feckin Windsor bingo

Wank bingo

I know there have been some crap adverts but has any entire genre ever been this bad!

Is there an unwritten rule that ALL bingo adverts have to be totally pooooh?"

The one with the women jumping up and down cause they've won 30 fucking pounds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely HATE any short term / loan shark / pay day fucking loan - bunch of shiesters ! Complete con artists x

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One shit (have you got plenty wet?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Carling world cup one.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

the best one with brian is when he goes past the owl ,so he says hello im brian

the owl goes whoooo as owls do,so robot goes brian

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"That fucking yoghurt one with that fucking woman in the fucking car who fucking overreacts to a fucking yoghurt and then fucking shouts and fucking ends up with fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose.

It's not fucking cute and it's fucking not funny.

AND they've fucking just brought out another fucking advert on a fucking train with the same fucking story.

For fuck's sake!

GRRRRRR!!!"

She is fit though...

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

The one advertising what look like posh fish fingers covered in bits, accompanied by sparrow sized portions of salad, rice and peas, all about to be eaten by a bunch of women who sound like they have pegs on their noses, jabbering on about naff all. Hate it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someone dont like bingo

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Meerkats. Fucking meerkats. Just, why? Please, someone, explain the reason that an ad agency is intent on bleeding a very weak pun to death."

Compare the meerkats have done alright off me...I've got all of them and got fairly decent deals on house and pet insurance plus a 30 month interest free card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray Winston just went down a good few notches in my humble opinion after seeing him in one of those 'spend all your money during the Jeremy Kyle ad breaks' bingo..............tosser

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Meerkats. Fucking meerkats. Just, why? Please, someone, explain the reason that an ad agency is intent on bleeding a very weak pun to death.

Compare the meerkats have done alright off me...I've got all of them and got fairly decent deals on house and pet insurance plus a 30 month interest free card

I adore oleg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of em.

Gimp

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"That fucking yoghurt one with that fucking woman in the fucking car who fucking overreacts to a fucking yoghurt and then fucking shouts and fucking ends up with fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose.

It's not fucking cute and it's fucking not funny.

AND they've fucking just brought out another fucking advert on a fucking train with the same fucking story.

For fuck's sake!

GRRRRRR!!!

She is fit though..."

Nah, she doesn't do anything for me

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Even Sir Harry Redknapp is promoting online gambling. As if he wasn't rich enough.

But my odd gripe is the woman who voices the Argos ads. At the very end she will say "Argos It" but pronounce it "Argussid". Yearrgghhhh! Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking yoghurt one with that fucking woman in the fucking car who fucking overreacts to a fucking yoghurt and then fucking shouts and fucking ends up with fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose.

It's not fucking cute and it's fucking not funny.

AND they've fucking just brought out another fucking advert on a fucking train with the same fucking story.

For fuck's sake!

GRRRRRR!!!

She is fit though...

Nah, she doesn't do anything for me"

nicole shirtslinger. can't stand her

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"That fucking yoghurt one with that fucking woman in the fucking car who fucking overreacts to a fucking yoghurt and then fucking shouts and fucking ends up with fucking yoghurt on her fucking nose.

It's not fucking cute and it's fucking not funny.

AND they've fucking just brought out another fucking advert on a fucking train with the same fucking story.

For fuck's sake!

GRRRRRR!!!

She is fit though...

Nah, she doesn't do anything for me

nicole shirtslinger. can't stand her"

Oh God, is that who it is? _

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't watch adverts, they're totally shit."

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I don't watch adverts, they're totally shit.

Don't watch ITV football then. The matches are ruining my enjoyment of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when that bloody little robot appears on the screen I turn off the sound so no idea what the thing is selling "
I have got that sick of adverts

on tv I,m constantly turning the volume

Down on all adverts now the actual programmes you want to watch

I,m sure are getting shorter

To watch seem to be watching

More adverts now days than

Programmes Its only the new

Ones they put on that keep

me sain with the volume down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't put the tv on therefore avoiding adverts altogether

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I really guess I am not target fodder for bingo, as they are all utter cringing trash. And agree on meercats, aimed at 4 year old maturity levels. Alre that vodafone ad where the seniors ring along is dire, at the bus stop, cycling, walking - very pathetic. Most ads are wafer thin on humour and it was not good or clever the first time when seen. Few products are bought by what Im exposed to.

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