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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was food shopping today when...

A 55 ish years old man, stared at me and asked me if I could look in his hand-basket and tell him if he needed anything else to help him make his vegetable curry!!! Am black so I obvious know about curries lol

I helped him

If he had been handsome I would have proposed to cook it for him... Am so shallow lol

Any funny/weird/interesting shopping experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a tranny all my shopping experiences tend to be funny/weird/interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hang around the condom aisle in Boots waiting for unsuspecting men to come along. I sidle up to them and as where the flavoured ones are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hang around the condom aisle in Boots waiting for unsuspecting men to come along. I sidle up to them and as where the flavoured ones are

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I'd ask you what your favourite flavour is

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I hang around the condom aisle in Boots waiting for unsuspecting men to come along. I sidle up to them and as where the flavoured ones are

I'd ask you what your favourite flavour is

Any 'banana cake' flavoured ones? Lol

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I had a good chat in Lidl yesterday with checkout woman and the fella in the queue in front of me; it was about if we lived until we were 90, we'd drink, smoke and do class A (drugs) all the way. All three of us were getting well into the thought of being Nana or Grandad smack head/piss head/pot head. T'was a pleasant shopping experience.

Only problem is, I don't think anyone would want to fuck me when I'm 90.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"I had a good chat in Lidl yesterday with checkout woman and the fella in the queue in front of me; it was about if we lived until we were 90, we'd drink, smoke and do class A (drugs) all the way. All three of us were getting well into the thought of being Nana or Grandad smack head/piss head/pot head. T'was a pleasant shopping experience.

Only problem is, I don't think anyone would want to fuck me when I'm 90."

If you were that twated on the cocktail of class A's and booze at that age you probably wouldnt care that much anyway lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I bought some dog food a few weeks ago. The woman behind me in the queue asked me what it was like!

I must have been looking 'ruff' that day.

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