FabSwingers.com forum: Shorties

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, seeing as everyone has a thread based on age, race and all other sorts. I thought i might as well join the bandwagon and devote a thread to us gorgeous shorties. You know, give you something else to moan about lok.

I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.

Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.

So, show us shorties some love please.

@}--

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it! I was about to start a thread like this, haha

Well...yes...show us some love! We'll wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's classed as short? I always thought I was average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6,2ft so struggle to see you folks more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short men are ok,short men in Cuban heels not ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met two short guys and played with them, lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs N will live this one. Short rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but I never see eye to eye with shorties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you take a box or something to stand on so you can reach the high shelves in Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*love this one* even.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, i've changed my profile pic in support of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you on this one pops!!

And that's coming from another short arse!

Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No love here Pops as I have a phobia of midgets. You and Lickety in the same room is scarier than watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fine. Have your shorties thread to go with all the tall threads. Us average types will once again feel left out and stuck on the periphery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow pages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have an average height someone to share between us. Bridge the gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's classed as short?

What's classed as average?

Now I'm wondering where I fit in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's classed as short?

What's classed as average?

Now I'm wondering where I fit in? "

In between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine. Have your shorties thread to go with all the tall threads. Us average types will once again feel left out and stuck on the periphery...

Well, keep some space for me to join you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a shortie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No love here Pops as I have a phobia of midgets. You and Lickety in the same room is scarier than watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! "

Just you wait til next time. You got no where to go.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Would be a very boring world if we were all the same.... Embrace who and what ya are and bollocks to the insecurities of others who feel the need to _xpress differences ta make themselves feel better! Go Pops! And enjoy ya shopping fest! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people."

Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm a little vertically challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you lot picking on us little people

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums. "

Are you shoppng or just Borrowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5'4 and class myself as short.. But I am what I am.. Take it or leave it.. Nothing I can do bout it really.. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are short and proud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.

Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?"

Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.

Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?

Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!

Right back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.

Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?"

Which is why I picked that particular object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'8

If i could add a few inches it would be to my height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.

Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?

Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!

Right back at ya!

Shhhhhh not out loud. They don't know i wear heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi-ho...... Hi-ho......Hi-ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 5'4 I thought I was average height, but being chunky (ok, ok, fat) i guess I look shorter than i am. I reckon shirt girls are hornier ... nearer to the cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 5'4 I thought I was average height, but being chunky (ok, ok, fat) i guess I look shorter than i am. I reckon shirt girls are hornier ... nearer to the cock lol

At 4' 10" that'll make Mrs N super horny then. Oh and very easy to manoeuvre round the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and very easy to maneuver round the bedroom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not short I'm .. Funsized

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Pops is just the right height for me...

...to lean on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not short I'm .. Funsized

Damn! Why weren't you pocketsized? Then, i could have taken you everywhere with me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not short I'm .. Funsized

Damn! Why weren't you pocketsized? Then, i could have taken you everywhere with me lol.

Ha ha if I remember rightly, I could have fitted you in my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops is just the right height for me...

...to lean on. "

What about me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

muhahahaha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pops is just the right height for me...

...to lean on.

What about me ?

Excellent idea, one under each elbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops is just the right height for me...

...to lean on.

What about me ?

Excellent idea, one under each elbow!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks in.... looks around....feels very much at home.

Fellow shortie here

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By *aughty Wigan CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm five foot with my shoes on and I consider myself normal height ......

Its everyone else who is abnormally tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hight really don't bother me i find it more the other way round that short me feel uncomfortable with tall woman, ive had a few guys ask me not to wear heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a short arse too pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walks in.... looks around....feels very much at home."

Yeah it's a tiny room, we had the thread especially scaled down for you guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

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I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is

That something ive just made up

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is

That something ive just made up

6'1" is fairly tall but rest assured you're no Brobdingnagian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellow 5ft faf all here. *Waves, stands on tippy toes hoping you can see me* Seeing as I like tall men it's an irony that isn't lost on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is

That something ive just made up

Sorry I can't hear you up there

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people."

cool i love YoYos

in 5'4" Never had a issue with my height my mom n dad both smaller than me my eldest lad is 18 & 6'2" u know alot of us short arses have a massive chip on their shoulders but in 42 been this height for 30 years yup stoped growing when i was 12/13 so im used to looking up to eye level....

viva the Shortarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is

That something ive just made up

Sorry I can't hear you up there

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While yer down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput

I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is

That something ive just made up

6'1" is fairly tall but rest assured you're no Brobdingnagian!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my "long and curlies" are longer than my shortie.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody else here 163 centimetres tall? I don't think we needed anymore developing. We must have developed fairly quickly to perfection compared to our counterparts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come shopping with you...I take a little stool for things on top shelf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so I know what is average height?

At 5ft 11 I am tall for a woman. But it won't ever stop we wearing heels. Lol.xx

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Just about five foot 9.distinctly average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, seeing as everyone has a thread based on age, race and all other sorts. I thought i might as well join the bandwagon and devote a thread to us gorgeous shorties. You know, give you something else to moan about lok.

I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.

Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.

So, show us shorties some love please.

@}--"
power to the shorties I wouldnt have it any other way if people dun like shorties then move along lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.

Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.

So, show us shorties some love please.

@}--"

I have never seen height as a turn off unless that man is a total arse.

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Yes, a twat is a twat, what ever height he may be. As a fairly tall woman who wears heels, a man on equal of lesser height means I can fuck him standing up.

As I said in another thread, I like a "fair fight" in the scratcher. I don't want no big bloke overpowering me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being over 6' I love talking to short women, you are forced to look down and below the eyes is the cleavage.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

gotta love the shorties!! muahahaha

cause of my little legs, biker mates nicknamed me shortarse when i rode a fireblade and pulled up in front of them, stopping at a 45 degree angle

it all works out horizontally tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I attract some very tall men, 6ft5 plus

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm 5'7. Last night in Pink Punters, I was stood next to two girlys who were each about 6'6 and were wearing heels. I felt like I was in a scene from North of the Wall.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

There are a lovely bunch of formities

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts

Give em a wink, dont care what others think

Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are a lovely bunch of formities

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts

Give em a wink, dont care what others think

Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!

Sing it baby!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"There are a lovely bunch of formities

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts

Give em a wink, dont care what others think

Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!

Sing it baby!

"
blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are a lovely bunch of formities

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts

Give em a wink, dont care what others think

Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!

Sing it baby!

blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt!

Pics and vids please. If you like me, 079 me.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"There are a lovely bunch of formities

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts

Give em a wink, dont care what others think

Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!

Sing it baby!

blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt!

Pics and vids please. If you like me, 079 me.

"
lmfao!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No love here Pops as I have a phobia of midgets. You and Lickety in the same room is scarier than watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! "

Oi! I resemble that remark.

Just wait until I get hold of your ankles.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Here's Randy Newman's take on the subject:

Short people got no reason

To live

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

`Round here

Short people are just the same

As you and I

(A fool such as I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody

To love

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin' peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

'Round here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you find the right height differential, oral sex is feasible whilst both are standing. Not found it yet, tho may need a 6ft 10 plus partner. It is hard to know exact measurements of someone to look for, until tried and tested.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you find the right height differential, oral sex is feasible whilst both are standing. Not found it yet, tho may need a 6ft 10 plus partner. It is hard to know exact measurements of someone to look for, until tried and tested. "

I'm very short and most of the men I meet, somehow, are very tall. I haven't found one that allows for both to be standing for a bj. The difference in height can create a problem with 69 though.

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