FabSwingers.com forum: Dial a cop

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Have any of you seen this bit of news?

In East London if you feel at threat of a mugging after you have taken money out of the cash point you can dial a cop and the police will come and escort you home

Free cab ride home after a night out anyone? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gawd... half the women on here will be going to east end cashpoints in the hope of pulling a boy in uniform! It'll be chaos, chaos I tell you!

"Where the hell have you been, Constable?"

"Sorry, Sarge, I was, erm, walking this lady home from the bank."

"For three hours?"

"She needed a lot of, erm, reassurance, Sarge."

"And what's that stain on your uniform?"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

So its the cops as well as the ambulances now that will be used as taxi's.

Takes the piss FFS!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"So its the cops as well as the ambulances now that will be used as taxi's.

Takes the piss FFS!!!"

and the shopping trolleys ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh gawd... half the women on here will be going to east end cashpoints in the hope of pulling a boy in uniform! It'll be chaos, chaos I tell you!

"Where the hell have you been, Constable?"

"Sorry, Sarge, I was, erm, walking this lady home from the bank."

"For three hours?"

"She needed a lot of, erm, reassurance, Sarge."

"And what's that stain on your uniform?""

And Half the men, :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And while you're busy ringing the police from your mobile phone your assailant decides to take that from you as well. This seems quite farcical, surely it would be a better to turn cashpoints off in areas of high risk after a certain time unless they are in well lit areas like a train station concourse or inside a petrol station.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"So its the cops as well as the ambulances now that will be used as taxi's.

Takes the piss FFS!!!

and the shopping trolleys ....pmsl"

ROFL!!!!!

At least yu can chuck a quid in them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh gawd... half the women on here will be going to east end cashpoints in the hope of pulling a boy in uniform! It'll be chaos, chaos I tell you!

"Where the hell have you been, Constable?"

"Sorry, Sarge, I was, erm, walking this lady home from the bank."

"For three hours?"

"She needed a lot of, erm, reassurance, Sarge."

"And what's that stain on your uniform?"

And Half the men, :D"

I'm sorry, are you saying that half of us are closet bi's, or that half of us fancy a woman in a police uniform? ;P

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