FabSwingers.com forum: Where's the thick women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you know you know! But LOVE them;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp"

Gimp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?"

People sign their posts with their name so people know who's typing

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Don't forget the medium and thin women, they are good too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?"

Thats me

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Mmmmm I'm not sure which category to admit to here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp"

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know you know! But LOVE them;p"

I assume you mean 'thick' as in solidly well built ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?"

Yeah this fella actually calls himself gimp lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?"

everyone knows what Gimp means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

Morning Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sumo wrestler here, with cotton brains, fat as you like with greasy hair n spots will I do?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?

everyone knows what Gimp means

The GIMP is a multiplatform photo manipulation tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them "

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're in the library, working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?

everyone knows what Gimp means

The GIMP is a multiplatform photo manipulation tool.

Gymnast in mauve pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

I'm such a bloody romantic me

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

Morning Gimp

well how bloody rude

do I add this to the list of the many names I've been called

OI I suggest you move swiftly to miss cheekys thread!

before you get a kick in the pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

Morning Gimp

well how bloody rude

do I add this to the list of the many names I've been called

OI I suggest you move swiftly to miss cheekys thread!

before you get a kick in the pants!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp "

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Unsure if he has a milk cart though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so wrong calling everyone a gimp, gimp. Must admit I missed the fact that you called me a gimp, when I first started posting. Must have been my thickness.

Morning Gimp

well how bloody rude

do I add this to the list of the many names I've been called

OI I suggest you move swiftly to miss cheekys thread!

before you get a kick in the pants!

No use fluttering at me, young lady, you well and truly blotted your copy book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know you know! But LOVE them;p"

Ohhhh you're such a sweet talker,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Ive never been called an Ernest before, Does it go with my eyes ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Ive never been called an Ernest before, Does it go with my eyes ?

Gimp"

Nope your definately a gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know you know! But LOVE them;p"

Thick as in not very bright or ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Ive never been called an Ernest before, Does it go with my eyes ?

Gimp

Nope your definately a gimp

You sweet talker

Gimp

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Ive never been called an Ernest before, Does it go with my eyes ?

Gimp"

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he wrote the biggest bollocks in the thread

(Well 2nd biggest anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thick in the arm thick in the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them

Its a word i wouldnt normally think of using but someone said i must be one so it stuck in me head..im strange like that

Gimp

Be far easier if you called yourself Ernest

Ive never been called an Ernest before, Does it go with my eyes ?

Gimp

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he wrote the biggest bollocks in the thread

(Well 2nd biggest anyway)

I do try my best

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thick in the arm thick in the head.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.

Hahah good one !!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not very bright if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I class myself as extra thick at times.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.

Hahah good one !!!

Any ladies wishing to try my skill please get in touch,, it may take upto 364 attempts but I m a tryer,

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

Gimp?

everyone knows what Gimp means

yes..

love it though when some haven't come across it before and get all 'what'??

btw OP, just look about a bit..

theres plenty of thick types of both genders on here..

including yt at times..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.

Hahah good one !!!

Any ladies wishing to try my skill please get in touch,, it may take upto 364 attempts but I m a tryer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thick . So im told

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Im thick . So im told

There's always one hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im thick . So im told

There's always one hehe

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lol we are a pair ain't we

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

DOH!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"DOH!!

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"I must add that one to my little book of chatup lines

Gimp

I do love just how many people think your sign off is aimed at them "

Must admit I was guilty of the same when I started reading the forum posts by Gimp too. Thought what a rude person. Pmsl ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I like to refer to 'em as foxymorons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

Why didn't you just say that then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

Why didn't you just say that then??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

Sounds like a Chicken Dinner

Mr Gimp

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"DOH!!

Can of Duff beer to go with that Femme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats a thick woman? you mean a bit of a bimbo. someone who don't get sarcasm and you have to explain all your jokes to, the lights are on but no ones in type of person?

nah to much like hard work for my likings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

Why not just ask if any women here play rugby?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think your looking for a woman also known as a bbw ... and there are non on fabswingers ... looked .. but cant find one anywhere .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think your looking for a woman also known as a bbw ... and there are non on fabswingers ... looked .. but cant find one anywhere ."

that would be a fat women not muscular. My thighs are fat and wobbly not thick

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

You said if you know you know and strangely enough no one knew

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Snoop doggy dog likes Phat asses.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Snoop doggy dog likes Phat asses.

That's coz he is soooo moneysupermarket

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Snoop doggy dog likes Phat asses.

That's coz he is soooo moneysupermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know you know! But LOVE them;p"

Are we talking women of a certain build.

Or women asking when Man Utd's first world cup game is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you know you know! But LOVE them;p

Are we talking women of a certain build.

Or women asking when Man Utd's first world cup game is?

I thought they played well last night

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Oh is there a football thing going on ? I would never have guessed apart from my hubby superglued to the telly !! Not even the offer of a blowjob last night was enough to tear him away from the match !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh is there a football thing going on ? I would never have guessed apart from my hubby superglued to the telly !! Not even the offer of a blowjob last night was enough to tear him away from the match !!!"
Can still watch football while having a bj . If fact I cant think of anything better

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"Oh is there a football thing going on ? I would never have guessed apart from my hubby superglued to the telly !! Not even the offer of a blowjob last night was enough to tear him away from the match !!! Can still watch football while having a bj . If fact I cant think of anything better

Funny enough that was his response, needless to say he went without ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh is there a football thing going on ? I would never have guessed apart from my hubby superglued to the telly !! Not even the offer of a blowjob last night was enough to tear him away from the match !!! Can still watch football while having a bj . If fact I cant think of anything better

Funny enough that was his response, needless to say he went without ! lol"
oooh you ladies can be sooo selfish . Me me me xx

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"Oh is there a football thing going on ? I would never have guessed apart from my hubby superglued to the telly !! Not even the offer of a blowjob last night was enough to tear him away from the match !!! Can still watch football while having a bj . If fact I cant think of anything better

Funny enough that was his response, needless to say he went without ! lol oooh you ladies can be sooo selfish . Me me me xx"

Yep that's us !

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By *weetebonypussyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Thick and Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick and proud

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world

"What happened her I'm so lost gimp talk and no one knows what I mean by thick lol thick strong thighs legs and arse mmmmmm

You said if you know you know and strangely enough no one knew

Hehe

Is that coz we is all thick !??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I like to refer to 'em as foxymorons."

I feel so silly now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bj and football sounds dreamy!

Seems not many thick ones shape not brain lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

What ha gonna do wiv all that junk in dat trunk!?

lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"What ha gonna do wiv all that junk in dat trunk!?

lol"

More Cushion for the Pushin.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"What ha gonna do wiv all that junk in dat trunk!?

lol

More Cushion for the Pushin.

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

I married them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sumo wrestler here, with cotton brains, fat as you like with greasy hair n spots will I do?

Her"

stop teasing

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

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"What ha gonna do wiv all that junk in dat trunk!?

lol

More Cushion for the Pushin.

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