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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What bonkers things do you do?

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By *outheast22Couple
over a year ago

carlow

I'm a bouncer....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not a thing, I'm normal me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crikey, I could be here a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rinse all the plates so they're clean before putting them in hot soapy water to wash them

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ha x x X

cuckoo! Cuckoo!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep "

Everyone does that, don't they?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm a bouncer...."

I said bonkers not bouncer.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Crikey, I could be here a while. "

Come on then, there's over an hour before QT.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I'm a bouncer....

I said bonkers not bouncer. "
. .in fairness most bouncers are bonky bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on here, that's bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha x x X

cuckoo! Cuckoo!! "

Just because you do it too

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

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. .i dont so much talk to strangers but talk to myself in the presence of strangers

now that's amazin x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

. .i dont so much talk to strangers but talk to myself in the presence of strangers

now that's amazin x X X"

Everyone does that since the advent of the hands free mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will never touch toilet door handles.

Him

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates "

Do you get much sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

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Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will never touch toilet door handles.

Him "

That's a tricky one. There was thread all about that last year.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers. "

Sorry . I thought you were enjoying our chat.

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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep

Everyone does that, don't they? "

in London!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep "

We baa at sheep. You have to don't you

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates "
. .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent x X X

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep

Everyone does that, don't they?

in London!!!! lol"

WE have cows in London. Sheep at the City Farms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep

Everyone does that, don't they?

in London!!!! lol"

we have farms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates

Do you get much sex?

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No I'm on a downward spiral to becoming a hermit.

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Err, I prefer eccentric but then I am very eccentric.  

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rinse all the plates so they're clean before putting them in hot soapy water to wash them "

lol I do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates . .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent x X X"

Yes I can do it person. I'm very good at intimidation. why do I need an agent tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will never touch toilet door handles.

Him "

How do you get In and out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers.

Sorry . I thought you were enjoying our chat.

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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?"

My day is more productive if I do.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates

Do you get much sex?

No I'm on a downward spiral to becoming a hermit. "

Bonkers isn't quite right then. You need some new patter for dating and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rinse all the plates so they're clean before putting them in hot soapy water to wash them "

I do that

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.

Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers.

Sorry . I thought you were enjoying our chat.

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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

My day is more productive if I do. "

I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Err, I prefer eccentric but then I am very eccentric.   "
. Oh you little tease you x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check every plug socket in house before going to bed

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.

I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates . .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent x X X

Yes I can do it person. I'm very good at intimidation. why do I need an agent tho?"
. .the agent bit was a joke.text me personally with what you would like.that is if you want to consider doin it with me personally. . .but why can my third eye sense strap on x X X

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Check every plug socket in house before going to bed "

There's a theme emerging here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

My day is more productive if I do.

I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.

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Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

My day is more productive if I do.

I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.

Now the summers here my wanks are getting shorter. "

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use tissues "

Do you use them on all doors in said buildings?Otherwise no point.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"Check every plug socket in house before going to bed "

Have they ever swapped places?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

My day is more productive if I do.

I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.

Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter. "

Even with all those short skirts and shorts around?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

I pay a fortune so that grubby in bred layabouts can live a life of leisure and have the latest designer gear, flat screen tv, games consoles, holidays etc. Yeah, I'm clean off the top shelf me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scarily do most of these things as well. I also randomly rescue distressed creepy crawlies if I disturb them whilst digging in the garden or if they happen to find themselves trapped and going around in circles along the linoleum corridors at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?

My day is more productive if I do.

I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.

Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter.

Even with all those short skirts and shorts around? "

I'm fitting more ranks in though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Now the summers here my wanks are getting shorter.

Oh I say "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rinse all the plates so they're clean before putting them in hot soapy water to wash them "

This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bonker... Loud and proud...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm a bonker... Loud and proud... "

Don't book a hotel room next to mine. I'm a quiet bonker.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Ooh, actually, when I'm shopping I do tend to stack things neatly on shelves....like if someone has taken a pot of pasta sauce I'll pull the rest of them forward so there's no empty space or if the soup tins are knocked down I'll stack them up again....that's pretty bonkers right? And I avoid odd numbers on the volume controls of the TV, radio, car stereo etc

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooh, actually, when I'm shopping I do tend to stack things neatly on shelves....like if someone has taken a pot of pasta sauce I'll pull the rest of them forward so there's no empty space or if the soup tins are knocked down I'll stack them up again....that's pretty bonkers right? And I avoid odd numbers on the volume controls of the TV, radio, car stereo etc "

You know that they pay people to do the stacking thing and pulling the tins forward, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will never touch toilet door handles.

Him "

same here with handrails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump out of airplanes!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Jump out of airplanes!!!"

'Chute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jump out of airplanes!!!

'Chute!"

Bless you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep

Everyone does that, don't they? "

phew!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I now work for sky tv in customer retentions, supporting guys with remote control needs. Its a bonkers move, as most are not retained, as they leave fab after 5 days, posting 'Im leaving' messages, and also cancel sky. Other than that, I often count steps, comparing route distances, sometimes a long tedious process, when google maps is simple.

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