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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?

Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think anyone has actually done it? I mightily tempted.....To relieve the boredom if nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think anyone has actually done it? I mightily tempted.....To relieve the boredom if nothing else."

I've sent a message to the update profile normally if its open to a funny comment ?

I'm more taken by the ones that leave you thinking what has happened to put it on the update?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

yep, seen one yesterday saying "going to delete this profile - totally found what I want"

it's still fucking there lol, what do they want a fanfare???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i do but people seem to be ultra serious and PRETENTIOUS as fuck on here ha

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?

Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave

I am guilty of this and been blocked cause of it

It's like a moth to a flame, i can't help myself and sometimes the receiver sees the funny side but sometimes it can go wrong

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That's the point of them to me, I've had loads of messages today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might do this, will give me something to do

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged a newbie recently on the strength of his rude, aggressive updates claiming this site is rubbish and women are arrogant and up their own asses, some naming users that seemed to be coming every hour on my local updates. I gave some friendly advice which was greeted in a similar way as the updates, negative, defeatist and generally very off putting. He said he'd been on and off for 3 years and never had a meet, I told him I wasn't surprised!! The updates still keep coming!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I have been tempted too, but equally, I have sent a normal message in response to a status which has paid dividends…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the point of them to me, I've had loads of messages today!

Who did you ride?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think you should all read mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Judging by the responses I might put silly updates up just to see if anyone bites...This could get very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should all read mine

no thanks.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Mines a normal one right now but I do put funny ones up... Sometimes people take them way too seriously though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.

Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.

Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.

Yeah but what if it's a proper nutjob that's in there? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I messaged a newbie recently on the strength of his rude, aggressive updates claiming this site is rubbish and women are arrogant and up their own asses, some naming users that seemed to be coming every hour on my local updates. I gave some friendly advice which was greeted in a similar way as the updates, negative, defeatist and generally very off putting. He said he'd been on and off for 3 years and never had a meet, I told him I wasn't surprised!! The updates still keep coming!!"

Oh come on, I wasn`t THAT rude to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

Do it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I get mail relating to my status updates, some funny, some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

Do it

Just did !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think you should all read mine

no thanks."

You must admit it was a very tempting offer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

Do it

Just did !

Yay the fun has begun

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We would nevee dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous theads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)"

There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"We would nevee dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous theads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)"

How do we know if it's a want if you don't use a

or a

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)

There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules

There are rules??

I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?

Or is that just the jet-lag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it I now have to think up silly status updates every couple of days to see if anyone sends silly messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn it I now have to think up silly status updates every couple of days to see if anyone sends silly messages

I'm already on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway .. Next time femme does a status swop thread. Join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

Do it

Just did !

You did

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where is Polo when we need her.

Random Status Generator kicks ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get mail relating to my status updates, some funny, some

Oooo can I pinch yours and modify it a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is Polo when we need her.

Random Status Generator kicks ass

Probably still mouse hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen PP's and felt like mailing him

Do it

Just did !

You did

I don't get Subtle suggestions. If want something I just say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my status which I put up on Monday. Still thinking of a new one!

Thought for the day...or night. Mahatma Ghandi said...man who put hand in Bush is not always a gardner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)

There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules

There are rules??

I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?

Or is that just the jet-lag?"

No probs sucking too many Lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think anyone has actually done it? I mightily tempted.....To relieve the boredom if nothing else.

I've sent a message to the update profile normally if its open to a funny comment ?

I'm more taken by the ones that leave you thinking what has happened to put it on the update?"

I've put one's like this. then get friend's asking what's wrong or what have I done now. I never learn lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Where is Polo when we need her.

Random Status Generator kicks ass

Probably still mouse hunting"

I did recommend a worm though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My current status "Really need to change my undies. Anyone got an Angle Grinder I can borrow?"

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)

There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules

There are rules??

I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?

Or is that just the jet-lag?

No probs sucking too many Lemons

That's not funny. We are going to block you. You only said it because Andy is a guy and you hate men. Or that you are racist because we are both white middle class people from working class backgrounds and being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.

Something should be done about it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My current status "Really need to change my undies. Anyone got an Angle Grinder I can borrow?"

Yea you can borrow mine as soon as I get rid of this arse hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.

Something should be done about it."

Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My current status ...

... "Oh stfu you silly moo, noone gives a shit. Sort your shit status's out"

I wrote that earlier today, been out, come back, she's vanished, or at least her status has. High 5 to me

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.

Something should be done about it.

Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is

North. By about 20 metres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.

Something should be done about it.

Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is

North. By about 20 metres."

Ahh foresters... 22 then

We are 2 miles south so won't really be able to count that high

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anyway .. Next time femme does a status swop thread. Join in

NO I refuse point blankly after the one Cute made me put up, there again I got her back big style

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.

Something should be done about it.

Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is

North. By about 20 metres.

Ahh foresters... 22 then

We are 2 miles south so won't really be able to count that high

How would you manage 22? 6 x 4 is 24. See us northerners are clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you manage 22? 6 x 4 is 24. See us northerners are clever."

lol see told ya, but us southerners can drive tractors and chew straw

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"How would you manage 22? 6 x 4 is 24. See us northerners are clever.

lol see told ya, but us southerners can drive tractors and chew straw

Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor)"

Deal, I do like a bit of combining

I am currently invading your side though (Upper Maudlin Street), so I may forget how to drive it if I don't head south soon

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

In response to the original question....yes I do, can't help it sometimes

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor)

Deal, I do like a bit of combining

I am currently invading your side though (Upper Maudlin Street), so I may forget how to drive it if I don't head south soon

"
well at least if you crash you are near A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_rinking-in-la You have made it to my status thingy, bringing this thread full circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.

Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.

Yeah but what if it's a proper nutjob that's in there? lol"
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Single male here in Greece, so mostly right in status when I tho out solo or to tourist bars.

Or use one of my favorite quotes Run forest run!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"_rinking-in-la You have made it to my status thingy, bringing this thread full circle

I don't know what to say. Never felt this accepted before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.

(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)

There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules

There are rules??

I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?

Or is that just the jet-lag?

No probs sucking too many Lemons

Something should be done about it."

Omg please don't

. One thing to remember on here its just font!! Non of its real

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My status update is hilarious at the moment!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"That's the point of them to me, I've had loads of messages today!

Who did you ride?

A horse. Today anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My status update is hilarious at the moment!"

Isn't it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My status update is hilarious at the moment!"

Can't dispute that it is most certainly hilarious at the moment

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I get messages when I put jokes up...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Sometimes when i see a local status update for example" oh that was so good big boy" . I quickly put up "aye fuckin rub it in why dont you"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"My status update is hilarious at the moment!"

"Can't dispute that it is most certainly hilarious at the moment

"Isn't it just

Thanks guys!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I get messages when I put jokes up...

Inbox me when you put one up so I know

How rude....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I get mail relating to my status updates, some funny, some

Oooo can I pinch yours and modify it a bit

You can pinch but don't leave a bruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been stolen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to bring humour to my updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we very rarely put them up - dunno why not

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I try to bring humour to my updates "

me too...

Humour and cheekiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to bring humour to my updates

me too...

Humour and cheekiness

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?

Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave

"A blow job a day keeps the doctor away" ?

Are you for prescribing these on the NHS ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I try to bring humour to my updates

me too...

Humour and cheekiness

Great minds

Humour is good, but sometimes it doesn't come off. I did one last week asking if Cambuslang was a place or part of a car. I received about a dozen nice messages from people telling me where it was and if I was ever up there, to feel free to drop by. I still think it sounds like something that should be found under the bonnet of a Ford Mustang

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I try to bring humour to my updates

me too...

Humour and cheekiness

Great minds

lol At least they were a dozen of nice messages

English not being my first language I keep my cheeks very basic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only friends read updates anyway

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