FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a superhero ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would your superpower be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a big ass sword and cut evil ppls head off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super speed: like the flash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Invisibility. "

As in make yoursellf invisible or make other people vanish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to be a Changeling and be a bird and or a cat

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

What do you mean IF.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shape shifting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you mean IF.....

Ok so what is your superpower then

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I would have to be THE Superhero.......have ALL the powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fly

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Multiply myself...

Could do with it now but dunno if the world can cope with more than one of me yet lol

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"What would your superpower be?

The ability to stop world poverty and cruelty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiply myself...

Could do with it now but dunno if the world can cope with more than one of me yet lol

Bring it on! We love a good challenge. Or maybe i'm just being pervy - but can you blame me though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already am a superhero (in Irish forums) i'm Banabaman, still not sure what my power is

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Multiply myself...

Could do with it now but dunno if the world can cope with more than one of me yet lol

Bring it on! We love a good challenge. Or maybe i'm just being pervy - but can you blame me though?

Will send a couple of me over to you, when my powers are up and running

This might take a wee while tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time manipulation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would your superpower be?

The ability to stop world poverty and cruelty."

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling at pops getting brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already am a superhero (in Irish forums) i'm Banabaman, still not sure what my power is

checkout my ongoing saga on the banabaman thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a telepath like professor X. So I can read people's minds and change the way they think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smiling at pops getting brave!

Shush you! If only you knew how many times i thought that profile pic should be multiplied, you'd realise hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your superpower be?

The ability to stop world poverty and cruelty."

But then the number of people will outgrow the amount of resources and there will be problems. Poverty, death, murder, illness etc is all needed to keep world ticking by.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I would have the ability to instantly learn something.

Like in the matrix where they download a programme into trinity so she can fly the helicopter.

To be fair I only want it so I can instantly speak another language or play an instrument by picking it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invisibility.

As in make yoursellf invisible or make other people vanish

A bit if both would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have the ability to instantly learn something.

Like in the matrix where they download a programme into trinity so she can fly the helicopter.

To be fair I only want it so I can instantly speak another language or play an instrument by picking it up. "

Sounds like the Taskmasters super power 'Photographic Muscle Memory', where he can perform pretty much any humanly possible physical feat perfectly simply by witnessing it first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have the ability to instantly learn something.

Like in the matrix where they download a programme into trinity so she can fly the helicopter.

To be fair I only want it so I can instantly speak another language or play an instrument by picking it up. "

They say that stimulated learning is the way to go. Like pilots who learn to fly on a simulator first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to zap things and turn them into calorie free chocolate.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I would edit peoples FAB status's or delete them.

Same with threads if they are wank too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The power to zap things and turn them into calorie free chocolate. "

But still taste the same as full fat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have the ability to instantly learn something.

Like in the matrix where they download a programme into trinity so she can fly the helicopter.

To be fair I only want it so I can instantly speak another language or play an instrument by picking it up. "

Ever seen any old Joe 90 episodes? He was able to do exactly that using a machine his father built. Classic stuff

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ok so what is your superpower then

I am I.T. Man....... With the power to resurrect The Dead (computers)...

But don't tell anyone, it's a secret

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Id like the ability to make anyone go to sleep by clicking my fingers and not wake up again till I click them again (by anyone read 'my son')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I couldn't do anything I wanted (all powers), I'd like to have wolvey*/Deadpools regen power.

I'd be a stuntman who does everything for real.

*Some people think wolveys power is his claws. This is wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telekinesis would be a good one to have. Not only could you use it to remove clothing, But think about being able to stimulate someone from 50 feet away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so what is your superpower then

I am I.T. Man....... With the power to resurrect The Dead (computers)...

But don't tell anyone, it's a secret"

Oh maybe you could give my bf some advice about his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving people orgasms in a non freaky way ! Like a nicer version of the entity ! Orgasmatron ! Lol xx

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Oh my god I forgot all about joe 90. What a great tv show along with thunderbirds, captian scarlet and stingray !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like the power to wink at any female and they instantly have an orgasm. . . . Oh wait, I have that power already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viagra Man! Selflessly rescuing the nation's frustrated women from dull sex-lives many times everyday!

you're welcome

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

X-Ray vision.

I could send these useless specs back then. What a bloody rip off.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A heightened sense of irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun."

Like a polo neck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

Like a polo neck?

i knew that would fail before i even posted

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

Like a polo neck?

i knew that would fail before i even posted

What about a V neck then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun."

To give people static shocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

Like a polo neck?

i knew that would fail before i even posted

What about a V neck then?"

Think a crew neck is nicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've so many it's hard to choose....

But my mysterious powers of Mystery has to be my favourite!!....

They're soooo mysterious!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

Like a polo neck?

i knew that would fail before i even posted

What about a V neck then?

Think a crew neck is nicer

Yeah they have great abilities.

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

It would have to be teleportation. So that when I am fed up with work I can instantly be somewhere more interesting and sexy. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would have to be teleportation. So that when I am fed up with work I can instantly be somewhere more interesting and sexy. ??"

Oooh Teleportation!!

That's a good one!!

Beats my invisibility any day!

(Only works now when nobody's looking!!)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun."

I knew what you meant! Lol. Good film as well x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It has to be teleportation. That way I can go to every social and TG event I want to.

This Friday it is BNO and I'm trying to work up some enthusiasm for a 2 hour drive each way. If anyone has any spare enthusiasm they need rehoming, let me know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has to be teleportation. That way I can go to every social and TG event I want to.

This Friday it is BNO and I'm trying to work up some enthusiasm for a 2 hour drive each way. If anyone has any spare enthusiasm they need rehoming, let me know.

OMG I would be such a slut

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

"It would have to be teleportation. So that when I am fed up with work I can instantly be somewhere more interesting and sexy. ??

Oooh Teleportation!!

That's a good one!!

Beats my invisibility any day!

(Only works now when nobody's looking!!)

Yes I found that with invisibility. Lol

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

"It has to be teleportation. That way I can go to every social and TG event I want to.

This Friday it is BNO and I'm trying to work up some enthusiasm for a 2 hour drive each way. If anyone has any spare enthusiasm they need rehoming, let me know.

Not only could you go to every event you'd also be fully refreshed when you arrived.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

I knew what you meant! Lol. Good film as well x "

at least someone did

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I am I.T. Man......

Oh maybe you could give my bf some advice about his

Feel free to ask

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"It has to be teleportation. That way I can go to every social and TG event I want to.

This Friday it is BNO and I'm trying to work up some enthusiasm for a 2 hour drive each way. If anyone has any spare enthusiasm they need rehoming, let me know.

Not only could you go to every event you'd also be fully refreshed when you arrived.??"

Yes and there would be none of this finishing glamming up in a layby malarkey, either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wish I could grant wishes

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I wish I could grant wishes

If you could.. You could grant that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could grant wishes

If you could.. You could grant that one

Indeed

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

I had a way-too-long discussion about this with a mate once. Invisibility vs. Flying (the top 2 preferred). I go with invisibility... hop a 1st class jet wherever you need to go - always assumed flying would be knackering, cold, full of bugs and bird shit.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"What would your superpower be?

The ability to stop world poverty and cruelty.

But then the number of people will outgrow the amount of resources and there will be problems. Poverty, death, murder, illness etc is all needed to keep world ticking by. "

Did I say that I wanted the world population to increase and that death should be banished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your superpower be?

The ability to stop world poverty and cruelty.

But then the number of people will outgrow the amount of resources and there will be problems. Poverty, death, murder, illness etc is all needed to keep world ticking by.

Did I say that I wanted the world population to increase and that death should be banished? "

No but without poverty, population will be increased and death decreased

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By *enautjaMan
over a year ago

gwent

Clearly for the modern day we live in, the only great super power would be technomancy. Aka the power to control any and all forms of tech using your mind.

Outta money just tell the bank computers to add £1000 to your account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your superpower be?"

It would be a slight variation of the character 'Hiro Nakamura' from the show - 'Heroes'.

With, none of the side effects of time-travel & additional 'time cloak' meaning I along with companion(s) could witness things without being detected if wanted.

Just walk into the tent of Alexander The Great without detection even speaking to those alongside me without being heard.

Now, that's a Superpower.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ooh tricky one.

Either teleportation, (with the ability to take things/people along with me) or mind and memory control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck super powers. I want Bernard's watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be bring love one/ family home from heaven for few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck super powers. I want Bernard's watch!"

why not the queen's nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teleportation. To go anywhere, at any time. Can't be beat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck super powers. I want Bernard's watch!"

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I would have the ability to instantly learn something.

Like in the matrix where they download a programme into trinity so she can fly the helicopter.

To be fair I only want it so I can instantly speak another language or play an instrument by picking it up.

Ever seen any old Joe 90 episodes? He was able to do exactly that using a machine his father built. Classic stuff

BIG RAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly for the modern day we live in, the only great super power would be technomancy. Aka the power to control any and all forms of tech using your mind.

Outta money just tell the bank computers to add £1000 to your account.

What should happen to your Superpowers if an event like the Solar Storm of 1859 was to happen again but with much more increased power

It's likely that no electrical device would work between 12mths & 12yrs due to the Earth's Atmosphere keeping in the EMP...!!!

Sort of like having a TV Remote to a great Huge Screen but no Batteries.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"not so much super hero, but the abilities of a jumper would be quite fun.

I knew what you meant! Lol. Good film as well x

at least someone did

Ah yeah, the one with Darth Vader and Billy Elliot in. They both wore lovely jumpers in that film.

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