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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

For example

A cock in the mouth is worth two in your bush

or ..

A watched pussy never gushes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Too many cocks make you froth

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Too many cocks make you froth"

LMFAO pisses all over mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember Colleen seeing a very large penis, can't remember where, a film or a pic on here or summat, but she said, crikey I couldn't take that, I said, no but you'd die trying eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiosity kills the puddytwat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'He who shags fussy fucks fuck all'....

Not sure its apt.. but heard it said many times lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry..... Its he who fucks fussy fucks fuck all...

Opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank in time saves nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every hole is a goal....

sad that one..

Still not like is being asked for eh lol...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Every pussy has a silver lining

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A stitch in time keeps a pussy tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds are for ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a party at mine is always devine and those who dont come will miss all the fun

peanut

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamonds are for ?????"

This one is lol, god im in a strange mood tonight, i could shag a hind leg of a donkey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A dog is a mans best friend (if she has a bag over her head)

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Diamonds are for ?????

This one is lol, god im in a strange mood tonight, i could shag a hind leg of a donkey"

HEAWWWW HEAWWWWWW

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hickory dickory dock

The tongue ran up the cock

The cock did spurt

The tongue ran down

Hickory dickory dock

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

The pussy makes work for idle cocks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jack and jill went for a play

Jack wanted the boys because he was gay

Jill said "come on jack" please be fair

If we find one big enough we both can share

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Little miss muffet sat on a cock

Licking her lips and moaning

Along came another and put it inside her

So little miss muffet decided to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Karen needs a shag lol xxx

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

we are all in the pussy its just that some of us are looking up the arse .

oscar wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose Lips Sinks Nips

Its better..... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"we are all in the pussy its just that some of us are looking up the arse .

oscar wilde"

LMFAO

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

We will Fuck them on the beaches,in the fields ,in the hills ...we will never surrender !!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

There's a party in your mouth and I'm coming mmmmnnnnnnnnn

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

A big dick goes a long way :P lol xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Sex kills....I wanna die!!!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

never fuck a gifthorse in the mouth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

I know its not dirty but it makes me laugh

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

One in the mouth for fun, 2 in the ass for muck, 3 in the pussy for... DAM now i got to buy nappy's ARRGGG!!!!

yep random made-upper, explains why it was so lame :P lol

Now... See you all in a week

Bye xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No muff's too tough!

We dive at five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourites to use,when someone stretches a point is "There's a difference between having a shit and tearing your arse".No sexual connotations but it gets it said,lol.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one up the bum no harm done..shame on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds of a feather fuck together

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