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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what swinging can do for you... but you bring to the table?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

That's a bit deep for here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's a bit deep

here!"

Is "deep" what you will bring to the table- lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charm, wit, style, integrity, sincerity, Oh... & a gorgeous, bi-sexual wife wi feckn huge tits

Mr.C xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Charm, wit, style, integrity, sincerity, Oh... & a gorgeous, bi-sexual wife wi feckn huge tits

Mr.C xx"

hide your profile - want you guys to ourselves lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ha, no chance!

Put me down for "medium shallow"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean I beat "Deep"?? lol

Mr.C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... "medium shallow"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a bit deep for here!"

A bit deep i cant see anything lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a bit deep

here!

Is "deep" what you will bring to the table- lovely"

Does it come complete with straps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a bit deep for here!"

Can only go about 6" deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can see I am being hijacked here but fair point as I did not post very clearly to begin with lol

Now what CAN you all bring to the table - besides the obvious

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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Now what CAN you all bring to the table - besides the obvious"

I can bring a little wedge in case the table is wobbly.

Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now what CAN you all bring to the table - besides the obvious

I can bring a little wedge in case the table is wobbly.

Does that help? "

bar mats can do just as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Now what CAN you all bring to the table - besides the obvious

I can bring a little wedge in case the table is wobbly.

Does that help? "

Let's havea lok at your wedge...

anyway I quite like wobbly things.;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

Now what CAN you all bring to the table - besides the obvious

I can bring a little wedge in case the table is wobbly.

Does that help?

bar mats can do just as well "

Damn, I'm superfluous again!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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Let's havea lok at your wedge...

anyway I quite like wobbly things.;-)"

Bring your magnifier...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Let's havea lok at your wedge...

anyway I quite like wobbly things.;-)

Bring your magnifier..."

At least you said maginifier... the time I get worried is when you ask my to bring my microscope...;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, but it's been said I'm at my best when viewed through a telescope...

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...pointed back to front...

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...and with the cover still on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but it's been said I'm at my best when viewed through a telescope...

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...pointed back to front...

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...and with the cover still on."

look, lol, I know full well clothes do not maketh the man, Mr. Sharpdressed -

;-)

And I never judge a book by its cover and I think you are playing a V E R Y clever game of understatement here

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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I think you're projecting into this more than I could!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you're projecting into this more than I could!!!!"

was simply curious about the self deprecation from a well-dressed man

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I know, I know.

I'm complicated...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Do you want to try to get back to the original question again, or have I cocked it up finally for you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know, I know.

I'm complicated... "

Complicated is very sexy

WHoops I got to stop stalking you now

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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WHoops I got to stop stalking you now"

Don't stop on my account...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

WHoops I got to stop stalking you now

Don't stop on my account... "

Accounts tend to be sensitive.. where shall I stop and rest my heels lol?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

WHoops I got to stop stalking you now

Don't stop on my account...

Accounts tend to be sensitive.. where shall I stop and rest my heels lol?"

I hope there's a mis-translation in there, young lady!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

WHoops I got to stop stalking you now

Don't stop on my account...

Accounts tend to be sensitive.. where shall I stop and rest my heels lol?

I hope there's a mis-translation in there, young lady!

lol"

oooooh young lady... you smooth talking b***** lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Subtle, aren't I?

Next it'll be "do you come here often?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Subtle, aren't I?

Next it'll be "do you come here often?"

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Well, ... do you;-) ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Subtle, aren't I?

Next it'll be "do you come here often?"

Well, ... do you;-) ?"

Every chance I get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Subtle, aren't I?

Next it'll be "do you come here often?"

Well, ... do you;-) ?

Every chance I get"

oh come oh ye faithful???

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!"

I love sinners - hence the attempt to drag you into purgatory

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!"

stop it you two!!!

its bad luck to sing christmas songs when its not christmas!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!

stop it you two!!!

its bad luck to sing christmas songs when its not christmas!!!"

Join us - we are just discussing the sin potential and the punishments.. right down your line...;-)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!

stop it you two!!!

its bad luck to sing christmas songs when its not christmas!!!

Join us - we are just discussing the sin potential and the punishments.. right down your line...;-)"

oh n that case.......

'we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas.....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!

stop it you two!!!

its bad luck to sing christmas songs when its not christmas!!!

Join us - we are just discussing the sin potential and the punishments.. right down your line...;-)

oh n that case.......

'we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas.....'

"

You would just do anything...ANYHTING, you rascal... anything for a good *****

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Onward Christian Soldiers isn't a Christmas carol, so we're all safe there.

Now, tell me more about this place you're dragging me off to...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You would just do anything...ANYHTING, you rascal... anything for a good *****"

Oh I'm anything for a good .........

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"er...joyful and triumphant????

wasn't expecting to be quoting hymns at this point!

stop it you two!!!

its bad luck to sing christmas songs when its not christmas!!!

Join us - we are just discussing the sin potential and the punishments.. right down your line...;-)

oh n that case.......

'we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas.....'

You would just do anything...ANYHTING, you rascal... anything for a good *****"

heheheheh its all yor fault!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You would just do anything...ANYHTING, you rascal... anything for a good *****

Oh I'm anything for a good ......... "

We need a solution for the following problem. One sharp dressed man in need of attention NOW - three ladies who would take him over the edge (literally) - the trouble is...

location-location-location

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"three ladies who would take him over the edge (literally) "

Location's the least of my worries in that situation!

Still, as the plumber said -

"I'm no gynaecologist, but I'll have a go".

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oooooooooooooh

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what swinging can do for you... but you bring to the table?"

As interesting as the banter is I'll bring it back on track lol

Experience not just sexually life experiences,

A sense of humour,

Manners i think,

A very open mind

And some pics for the ladies to look at while we have a rest in between the fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"three ladies who would take him over the edge (literally)

Location's the least of my worries in that situation!

Still, as the plumber said -

"I'm no gynaecologist, but I'll have a go".

"

looking for an ENT specialist anyway lol

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