FabSwingers.com forum: Home from work ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I got home from work at about 5.45 to a nice brew as usual , prepared for me by my gorgeous wife . Unfortunately I had a bit of flatulence , and instead of the usual pleasant chat about how our day had been , my arse said more than me , and the only exception was the odd belch as I supped my tea .

Anyway , after discussing the fact that with the world cup round the corner ( between the belching and farting ) we wouldn't be arranging much for the next 3 weeks . I chucked my dirty grunnies in her general direction , saying they needed a boil wash , and stuck the macc lads cd on to retire for a nice bath she had run for me .

As I created my own jacuzzi I figured that life isn't so bad after all , and said as much to my wife , who told me she loved me very much !

Yep , she's a lucky lady to have me