FabSwingers.com forum: What would your status be to lose as many friends on Facebook as possible?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.

What status would you write if your aim was to have as many people delete you as possible?

There really isn't any point replying with "I'm not on Facebook".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just state something racist or disgustingly perverted. I ain't gonna do that by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this fuss with halal , I eat it all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would be something racist or homophobic, something id never say so ot even gonna give an example

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gary Glitter - anyone know where I can find his greatest hits CD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone send me some sheep on farmville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be.. anyone wannna play fb pool lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would be something racist or homophobic, something id never say so ot even gonna give an example "

I go with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to be on here for a while, apparently the farmer got upset as it was his favourite sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to be on here for a while, apparently the farmer got upset as it was his favourite sheep "

Better not be that one he gave me on farmville!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to be on here for a while, apparently the farmer got upset as it was his favourite sheep

Better not be that one he gave me on farmville! "

Damn there's no pulling the wool over your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a British First post and I expect and hope many of my friends would defriend me

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"would be something racist or homophobic, something id never say so ot even gonna give an example

I go with this

Me too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Share a British First post and I expect and hope many of my friends would defriend me"

I defriended an old school friend for that the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just asking for trouble with this !!

"Say what you want about Hitler.........

He had a go!!! Eh"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for something that I'm not - a bigoted, racist, homophobic comment.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Something on the line of "I'm not really fussed on the majority of my friends they're all up there own arses!"

Which they aren't of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/06/14 16:29:50]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would be something racist or homophobic, something id never say so ot even gonna give an example

I go with this

Me too."

Yeah, I guess this wasn't the best thought out idea.

Even though it is clear the answers would be in jest, it's interesting the difference between the answers here and on Reddit (with the relative anonymity it provides).

I guess I must just have a bad sense of humour - some of the comments there gave me a few chuckles.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yea, racism would do it for some of my best friends.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

To be fair I have a robust set of facebook friends. They vary in what offends them so I would have to really go some to get a good clear out.

Something combining a racist intolerance for English people, Scottish people, anti scottish independence whilst being against the better together campaign. It would have to be homophobic, anti feminist, anti misandrist, misandrist and mention a hatred of religion and aetheists.

Not sure I can cover that in one status update.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

This new moisturiser is working wonders on my leprosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.

Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just won the lottery and have bought a private island so you lot can f**k off

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I voted UKIP"

I have a surprising amount of loony lefties on my FB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you're an utter twat, please unfriend me. If you are an utter twat, please fuck off. I'm surrounded by twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To everyone who received their present, that means your still my friend. If you didn't get one...... I HATE YOU!

That ought to do it

Although I have to st I am proudly not on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.

Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.

Her"

Same with the ones on mine! If anyone posted anything other than what they had for tea/ what the weather's doing it would be a frickin' miracle!

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm a swinger.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stephen Sutton...what an attention seeker he was"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Theres good news and bad news.

Bad news~ im hiv positive

good news~i fucked a monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be "I hate fair weather friends" as most of them are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new name is Barbara, but I am keeping the beard

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"This new moisturiser is working wonders on my leprosy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm keeping a diary of everything you say, Its for my new book,

My friends and the stupid things they say,

Keep chatting shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have joined a Gary Glitter tribute band and a fully paid member of the Jimmy Saville fan club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.

Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.

Her

Same with the ones on mine! If anyone posted anything other than what they had for tea/ what the weather's doing it would be a frickin' miracle!

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and what meat, they have for Sunday dinner lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have no facebook, so therefore I have no friends.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

You could do something along the lines of "This account has been closed as part of Operation Yewtree."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off you sad Tossers

Gimp

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have 24hrs to remove me from your friends list and prevent me telling your mother what a cunt you are... yes YOU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the motor trade so 60% of my friends list are from the motor trade and it's near impossible to offend them with direct insults never mind a facebook status. Of the rest, half would be too stupid to understand anything offensive (maybe I should do a cleanse, but that takes effort) and the other half would assume I was being sarcastic in some way shape or form so doubt I'd manage to get rid of any no matter how hard I might try!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My real name is Kevin and these aren't my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just post that your a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your all fuds, facebook fuds..even your pets are fuds...fucking fuds.fuck off back home to fudland..yes, I'm fudist and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just post that your a swinger?"

a lot know me that way lol

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Nothing at all. Fcbk is like here, spend some time away from it and surprisingly your 'friends' unfriend you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Sales Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god is football and all you religious bunch just support different teams.

god killed 4 birds with 1 stone seen this foreign black tv kid so just beat the shit out of it.

think those 2 comments would lose me a quarter of friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just post about my sex life. And then some graphic photos. That should get to hit the unfriend button :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably just post about my sex life. And then some graphic photos. That should get to hit the unfriend button :p"

Or more likely several thousand friends requests lol.

Sadly given I only use Facebook for work mates an given the general view on it I think coming out as bi would lose me the most fastest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just post that your a swinger?

a lot know me that way lol"

Omg you're such a pervert! Get off my facebook at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just post that your a swinger?

a lot know me that way lol

Omg you're such a pervert! Get off my facebook at once!"

after u shag me..I may delete u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just type WORLD PEACEgone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have to test this as I have no idea at all what I could put to loose most of my facebook friends.

Anything racist or generally intentionally offensive theyd probably think id been hacked

Anything political theyd think I was just bored n looking for a debate.

Most other comments theyd think I was being sarcastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send everyone loads of game requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wont find Madeline digging there. Shes in my spare bedroom helping me go through my latest book.

entertaining kids by jimmy saville.

runs and hides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send everyone loads of game requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send everyone loads of game requests

I only send genuine Candy Crush ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders whether to nip over to Fbk and invade?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I borrow someone's husband/partner for the week-end? Am feeling naughty?!

I think that would do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about benefits and how most of my friends are scroungers and cba working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow someone's husband/partner for the week-end? Am feeling naughty?!

I think that would do it lol

This made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Anythin' for yow cupkike!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would only have to praise Obama to lose half of my American friends, conservative estimate. I could talk up and obama foreign policy to lose a bunch of British uni friends. A debate on gay marriage, gun control, or the death penalty would lose a good many. Religious tolerance would probably finish it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Bush and Obama foreign policy.

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