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How many of you gentlemen do the helicopter?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do you practise to get the rotations just right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do it and yes I sometimes practise. Lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can do it and yes I sometimes practise. Lol "
Good man! Haha, do you practise in the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish it was big enough to do it .I'm only 7 inches .

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wish it was big enough to do it .I'm only 7 inches . "
You can still do it. You don't have to be having a huge long shlong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, the helicopter is for winners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you practise to get the rotations just right? "

Not me but the first time Mrs l met my best friend she was a young nieve 17 year old, he asked if she wanted to see his helicopter, she didn't know what it was so said yes and was in shock for weeks after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the pencil.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I do if I have a chick round my house, hands on the hips, feet shoulder length apart, cockwise and anti-cockwise.

I also sometimes do 'school boy wee's - thats when Im at a urinal and pull my trousers and pants down to my feet and wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure i wanna know but..................

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you practise to get the rotations just right?

Not me but the first time Mrs l met my best friend she was a young nieve 17 year old, he asked if she wanted to see his helicopter, she didn't know what it was so said yes and was in shock for weeks after lol"
Haha, thays made me giggle. But done right its a sight to behold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do it with a stupid dance whilst naked to amuse my ex but I can't say it's something I really do or practise (I'm a fucking natural anyway).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a great man once said "its all in the hips, its all in the hips" -Chubbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a great man once said "its all in the hips, its all in the hips" -Chubbs"

RIP Chubbs.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I used to do it with a stupid dance whilst naked to amuse my ex but I can't say it's something I really do or practise (I'm a fucking natural anyway)."
Keep practising. Its an art form.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have been known to assist, with a long length of ribbon

Of course, occasionally I've bound them up and then tied them to something rather than unwinding

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I do the Chinook

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I do the Chinook "
Do you practise?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I do the Chinook Do you practise? "

Of course. I think the bearings in my back rotor need balancing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever taken off?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Has anyone ever taken off?"
I think their balls are a counter balance..but if they get a good rotational speed, I reckon some could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be able to do the helicopter... Any man want to lend me his winky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever taken off?I think their balls are a counter balance..but if they get a good rotational speed, I reckon some could. "

With the help of a humongous fart for initial boost I'm betting some could

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I want to be able to do the helicopter... Any man want to lend me his winky? "

Not sure I can give you full control, but I'm happy to land it on your pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have once it twice before ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you practise to get the rotations just right?

Not me but the first time Mrs l met my best friend she was a young nieve 17 year old, he asked if she wanted to see his helicopter, she didn't know what it was so said yes and was in shock for weeks after lol"
I bet she got the ride of her life...

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

What sort of helicopter schinook ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a great man once said "its all in the hips, its all in the hips" -Chubbs"
As a great woman said its all in the nips its all in the nips I forget her name....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do you practise to get the rotations just right? "

My other half does this every day and chuckles like a big kid, bless him!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's much more fun if you do it in Raybans and a brown leather flying jacket.

I feel a new avatar approaching

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you're a good dancer you don't need to practice. The helicopter gets a bit boring then you start to experiment with other movements such slapping your own belly button (don't know if there's a name for that) lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's much more fun if you do it in Raybans and a brown leather flying jacket.

I feel a new avatar approaching "
Don't forget the scarf like Russ Abbott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of helicopter schinook ??"
Apache you need those sidewinders

To get round corners with a extra bit of lift reachs the parts others can,t.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you're a good dancer you don't need to practice. The helicopter gets a bit boring then you start to experiment with other movements such slapping your own belly button (don't know if there's a name for that) lol"
The belly stonk.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I practice my hovercraft impression when I'm in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the helicopter...

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

Can any of you ladies attach tassels to your nipples and make them rotate in opposite directions?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can any of you ladies attach tassels to your nipples and make them rotate in opposite directions?"
On occassion. But they seem to want to go the same way mostly.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What's the helicopter..."
Naked man..rotating his hips...sticky outty cock...goes round and round like the blades on a helicopter.

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven


"Can any of you ladies attach tassels to your nipples and make them rotate in opposite directions? On occassion. But they seem to want to go the same way mostly. "

And what a wonderful sight that would be I imagine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done this!!!!! Years ago when I was a wee nipper!! (About 25). It's hard but it works!!

Now I'm older I also find squatting while fucking a nause on the old knees. Definitely getting harder.

Age is but a number eh?? Who am I kidding!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I helicopter like nobody's watching.

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Oo, something else for my bucket list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the helicopter...Naked man..rotating his hips...sticky outty cock...goes round and round like the blades on a helicopter. "

Ah. I was talking about sticky outty cocky inside a lass and i was rotating my whole body!! Lol

It was done as a laugh more than anything by replicating a well known male Asian porn star on Television X!!

We were young and reckless back then, don't judge me!! Lol

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world


"I've done this!!!!! Years ago when I was a wee nipper!! (About 25). It's hard but it works!!

Now I'm older I also find squatting while fucking a nause on the old knees. Definitely getting harder.

Age is but a number eh?? Who am I kidding!!! "

Oh you poor old man !!!!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Practise,, ? I thought it came naturally to guys ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this!!!!! Years ago when I was a wee nipper!! (About 25). It's hard but it works!!

Now I'm older I also find squatting while fucking a nause on the old knees. Definitely getting harder.

Age is but a number eh?? Who am I kidding!!!

Oh you poor old man !!!!!! "

More a case of "White Man Down"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av been trying it ..but can't seem to get off the ground ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you practise to get the rotations just right?

Not me but the first time Mrs l met my best friend she was a young nieve 17 year old, he asked if she wanted to see his helicopter, she didn't know what it was so said yes and was in shock for weeks after lol"

the question reminded me of this answer at the weekend!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can any of you ladies attach tassels to your nipples and make them rotate in opposite directions? On occassion. But they seem to want to go the same way mostly.

And what a wonderful sight that would be I imagine!!"

It's all in the up and down bounce. Counter-intuitive but it works...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I seen the guy on tv do it years ago and i thought it was so hilarious i showed my wife but wasn't that long after we got divorced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. After every wee to get the dribble out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do it im only 2inch hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my trademark when I'm in the bedroom with a girl.....normally get a cheap laugh which is always a winner ha ha

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I cant do it im only 2inch hahaha!"
that'll be called the battery operated hand fan then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant do it im only 2inch hahaha! that'll be called the battery operated hand fan then "

Lol its neearly big enough to be one of those!! I must have shortest cock on fab lol! Hope ladies are reading this im sure there they will be getting excited!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'm so good at it my mates call me Airwolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err no

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I cause just enough air to flick my hair into a sideshed

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I cause just enough air to flick my hair into a sideshed "
I knew I could count on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a good dancer you don't need to practice. The helicopter gets a bit boring then you start to experiment with other movements such slapping your own belly button (don't know if there's a name for that) lol"

I call that the ball on string cup game, got to be careful not to slap your knackers on the way down though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What's the helicopter...Naked man..rotating his hips...sticky outty cock...goes round and round like the blades on a helicopter. "

I have never witnessed the helicopter. I feel deprived.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Some of the penis puppetry I've seen over the years is genius. Only seen a proper helicopter done once though.

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Yes I practice all the time, just the other day I nearly flew a few feet in the air before having to come back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use to do it when stripping, but as havent been stripper for a while have not practice for some time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the helicopter...Naked man..rotating his hips...sticky outty cock...goes round and round like the blades on a helicopter.

I have never witnessed the helicopter. I feel deprived.

"

Wanna Skype?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I suppose a helicopter does take you into the sky, but I bet it's hard when you're erect though Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I suppose a helicopter does take you into the sky, but I bet it's hard when you're erect though Jim "

It's always hard when I'm erect.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's those ceiling mounted cooling fans that give me the willies everytime I do the helicopter.

Maybe I shouldn't demonstrate it at the old folk's home

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I prefer to call it "the chopper". I bear no responsibility for anyone or anything that crosses its path

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